Note: Yo. Heh. I saw Nacho Libre.
NACHO! NACHO! NACHO!
Disclaimer: (Insert Disclaimer here.)
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You know what?
Boob is a funny word.
Heh.
Boob.
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Sora-chan would like to point out that she thinks boob is a funny word.
Thank you, Sora-chan, no one cares what you think, this "Swimy Swimy Sea Horse: Inside HATORI SOHMA'S MIND! Not SORA-CHAN'S MIND!
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"Aww, HA'RI! You're so mean!"
"Weeellll, I won't be mean if you do something."
"What?"
"(Whispers in Sora-chan's ear)"
"Sure, I guess she can(the rest is bleeped out for drama)."
Score.
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Heh.
Boobs are funny.
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Woah.
I was this commertial and there was a web site adress thing at the bottom and it was like 800better something or something like that and the 8 looked like a B.
Heh. Think about it.
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Hey, what's the first two sillables of Kakashi?
HAHAHA.
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"My little Sasu shall take over your mind, Ha'ri!"
"What the hell?"
Hello. I'm Uchia Sasuke. I tookHatori's mind. Fear.
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY MIND, SASUKE!
Why, whatcha gonna do about it?
Naruto, get outta here. Fear.
Fine! Gosh! (Leaves)
YOU TOO, SASUKE!
No.Fear.
GET THE HELL OUT!
Fine. Gosh. Fear me as I make my sexy exit. (Sexy leaves)
Wow. Sora-chan is a very odd person. And she's easily amused.
Fear.
GET OUT, SASUKE!
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Sasuke is now part of my mind.
Yeah. Fear.
So, anyway, Sora-chan should be doing what I told her to do around now.
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"(Flashes everyone)"
"Again, Kagura!"
"(Flashes everyone!)"
"(Drools)"
Woah. That's hot. Fear.
"One more time!"
"(Flashes everyone)"
NOSEBLEED! FEAR!
Heh, Sasuke died.
I have my mind back.
That rocks.
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KYO! YUKI! No sexing on my bed!
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Damn.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Miss Murder can I, take my life WOAHOHOH!
Hell yeah.
AFI rocks your socks. Off.
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KyoXYuki Forever. Still.
Sora-chan is thinking about a yaoi about them.
Called "What to Do in an Awkward Situation"
Hell yeah.
I'm reading it.
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"(Sexy cow-tips Haru)"
Hey, I heeded something to do.
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KYO! YUKI! What'd I tell you about doing that!
Fine. I'll get my camera.
Hell yeah.
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Take me down to the paradise city, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty!
Hell yeah.
Sora-chan and Hatori think that song rocks.
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Kyo! Yuki! Ah, screw it.
Heh.
That's kinda funny cause they're, yeah.
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Momiji, get off me!
"You told me to screw everyone!"
"NOT ME!"
"Oh. (Puts clothes on)"
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I eat some bugs, I eat some grass, I use my hand, to wipe my--
Dramatic pause.
Tears.
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Yeah, you're out there picturing Kyo and Yuki in my room.
Me, too.
That's nosebleed worthy.
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(Insert the Twilight Zone music here)
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Damn Kureno to the bowels of Akito's room where she rapes people!
Hell yeah.
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Author's note: I feel like a perv, but I'm still thinking of Kyo and Yuki all, yeah. And I am going to write the "What to Do in an Awkward Situation" story. It's weird and based off this Naruto and Sasuke thing. Heh. Yeah.
AND! I forgot to mention, Sora-chan IS me. Yeah.