Author's note: All-well,a lot of-the music I listen to angsty. Like Linkin Park and MCR and Breaking Benjamin and Hawthorne Heights. And I wonder why people ask if I'm emo.
Disclaimer: I own(Dramatic pause)NOT Fruits Basket! Or anything!
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"I will try and find my place in the diary of Jane!"
"Yuki, who's Jane?"
"I don't know."
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You know what?
Guysare lesbians and girls are gay.
Guys like girls andgirls like guys, right?
When they do, guys are lesbians and girls are gay.
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"KIIISAAAAA!"
"Yes, Kagura?"
"MY LESBIAN LOVER!"
"What? Don't you love Kyo?"
"Yes, Kyo's my straight lover but you're my lesbian lover!"
"Oh."
"What the hell?"
"Oh, hi, Hatori!"
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That was damn special of them.
Heh.
Lesbian lovers.
Heh.
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"Where's Yuki?"
"He doesn't live here. Who are you three girls anyway?"
"Damn, he's not here. ONWARD TO THE NEXT SOHMA HOUSE!"
"What the hell was that?"
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Wow. That was special.
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"HATORI!"
"Yeah, Ayame?"
"Me and Gurewrote a song about you! Going to work!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"Hatori's the man, going to work! Got his tie, got his,um, I forgot the rest. GURE! WHAT'S THE REST? (Runs off)"
"(Dramatic pause)"
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Wow. That was very damn special.
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"You poop-head!"
"You poop-ass-head!"
"HATORI! KYO'SBEING MEAN!"
"Well, Yuki, you DID call him a poop head."
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I love Hot Topic.
It's all...cool.
Yeah.
They had a Kyo shirt.
My sexy box ghost!
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I was watching Sora-chan draw.
She claims I ruined her picture by drooling on it.
Well, it's her own damn fault!
She didn't have to draw a chick in a tube top and a mini skirt!
"It's not a mini skirt! Or a tube top! It's her bra 'cause she unbuttoned her shirt and het feet are up so her skirt fell back!"
"Yeah. And you drew it from the side, so you can't even see anything."
"(Dramatic pause)"
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"You know what? I prefer a girl in a dress or nothing at all. And I don't have a dress."
"Pervert. And you have that red dress that you stole from Kitty, the one that Kyo wore?"
"You're a poop head, Kisa!"
"Momiji! Kisa! If you're going to make out, do it somewhere else!"
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Hell yeah.
Korn.
They rock.
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You know what?
Sora-chan would like to finish this with something to say.
"Thank you Hatori."
"Poop head, just finish this chapter!"
"Fine! (Sticks tounge out at Hatori) I have to do something dramatic."
"(Drumroll)"
"(Does the macerania)"
"(Falls over)"
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Author's note:We came up with the guys are lesbians thing. It was after school and we called Texas Hippie it and he called himself a lesbian. It was weird. And you know what else is weird? I'm listening to SWITCHFOOT while writing this, a CHRISTAN ROCK BAND. This story isn't exactly Christan, is it. HAHAHA!
Hatori: And Sora-chan does do the macerania like that.
Sora-chan: Go away!
Ayame and Shigure: (Hold up a Hi Mom sign)