Disclaimer: I do not own anything... this parody was made by my friend "Voltaire IV". Some parts may not fit with the song because he didn't want to "keep everything the same".
Hobbit's Paradise
As I walk through Mordor with this sword in my hand
I take a look at Sauron, and I tell him I'm the man
But that's not likely for a hobbit of my worth
I shun big things like saving Middle Earth
I'm not the kinda guy the little hobbits wanna be like
Scrawny and wimpy and scared of barrow wights
But I've been obsessed with the ring for so long that
Even Samwise thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a hobbit with a plan, I live in little caves
I hate big battles and I'm not really brave
But if I kick Sauron's ass and we win the war
Then tonight we're gonna party like tomorrow's no more
We've been spending most our lives
living in a hobbit's paradise
We just chill and smoke our pipes
living in a hobbit's paradise
There's no need to pay the price
living in a hobbit's paradise
We're just tiny little guys
living in a hobbit's paradise
We walked through Moria, it wasn't cool
Gandalf fell, and said "Fly, you fools."
We thought we were screwed, we felt like dirt
But I felt better, cuz I wore my mithril shirt
Me and my homies, you know we hella bailed
Boromir died and spoke: "I have failed."
The Uruk-Hai shot him down to death,
Now Merry and Pippin have to put up with Orc breath
Aragorn fell off the cliff the other day
Everyone freaked out but I know it's okay
Cuz I'm not worried, I know he's not dead
I'll be praising and cheering when the crown's on his head
There's no blood within a thousand yards
We're as peaceful as can be
Unlike you stupid humans
We suck at climbing trees
We've been spending most our lives
living in a hobbit's paradise
We're short and don't tell lies
living in a hobbit's paradise
We're really lacking size
living in a hobbit's paradise
We live long and we get high
living in a hobbit's paradise
Gollum is ugly, Bilbo is a nut
Legolas is pretty, and Arwen has a big butt
I'm the ring-bearer, I'm the one it chose
Once it's in the lava I'll be smoking these hoes
Saruman's a goner, the ring wraiths are toast
When I come back to Hobbiton we'll feast on roast
The ring will be destroyed, this is what I vowed
J.R.R. Tolkien, I swear I'll make you proud
We've been spending most our lives
living in a hobbit's paradise
We just chill and smoke our pipes
living in a hobbit's paradise
There's no need to pay the price
living in a hobbit's paradise
We're just tiny little guys
living in a hobbit's paradise
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