Author's note: Yay! I'm BAAAAAAACK! That's scary, ey? Where did that Canadian come from? Hmm. Must ponder this while you read this Emo update for Angel-san.
Disclaimer: I own a copy of the latest issue of Shonen Jump...
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This is an Emoupdate to explain our emo hair and clothes.
For someone called Angel-san.
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"I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thingh in your face you get sprung!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"What's wrong, Hatori? You like it too."
"I know, Kyo. That wasn't very emo of you, though."
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Holy Haru!
I forgot to cow-tip Haru in my last chapter!
(Sexy cow-tips Haru)
That's to make up for it last time.
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"Yuki, you make a good emo person."
"What? Are we supposed to be emo?"
"You're not acting?"
"No."
"(Dramtic Pause)"
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Sora-chan dosen't look very emo.
"What's wrong with blue short shorts and an almost white cami? It's my pajamas!"
"It's 1:52 right now. In the afternoon."
"(Dramtic Pause)"
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(Sexy cow-tips Haru)
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I have a to-do list.
Ayame, Shigure, Kyo, Yuki--
Wait, wrong to-do list.
Eat cookie, kill Shigure's books, write yaoi for Yuki and Kyo.
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(Eats cookie)
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Check.
Now, let's see, what's next?
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(Burns every one of Shigure's book)
"I didn't write Make Out Paradise!"
"Oh. My mistake. You know, at the end of Make Out Tactics, I really liked--"
"NO! I'M NOT DONE WITH IT!"
"--and then she--"
"(Slams door)"
Hahaha, that was fun.
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Write Yaoi is left.
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YAY! I'M DONE!
Wanna read part of it?
Well, I can't.
This story might be T, but not mature enough for THAT.
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Hmm.
Should I work on my OTHER to-do list?
Nah.
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"Screw you, Kureno."
"OKAY!"
"MOMIJI! GET OFF!"
"Hold it! I want my camera!"
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I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts!
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Author's note: Yeah. The to-do list is Kitty's to-do list. The one with eating a cookie. Not the other one. But I have a feeling if she did have one, Shii-chan and Naruto might be on it.
Because that's how the cookie crumbles.