Note: I went to the store and I had to get dish washing soap, and I randomly picked one and it was lemon-scented and I thought, "That's perverted! Eww!" Actually I said it, and i was alone, so...
Disclamer: I do not own the coolness known as Fruits Basket. But that would be cool.
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Lalalalala.
"Hatori, you suck at singing."
"Whatever."
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You know what?
I went to a bar and ordered a sex on the beach and the bartender looked at me funny and she said okay then we went outside.
It was steamy.
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Hmm. There's a guy on the radio wearing a Speedo.
"Hatori? Why are you looking like that?"
"No reason."
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Lehgaspo, look!
It's
Dramatic pause
GAARA! Hey, don't ask. Shigure tied me up and made me watch Naruto. I BLAME HIM!
"Hi, Gaara!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"Gaara? Are you alive?"
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Hmm. I wonder if Gaara's alive.
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"Hatori, what's the point of Fruits Basket?"
"To have hot steamy sex!"
"WHAT!"
"Oops, I mean, have you asked Akito?"
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Erm, uh, yeah.
I'm boerd.
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"(Sexy cow-tips Haru)"
Now what?
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If you go on to yahoo and look up "Sakura no eyes" you get this really weird picture.
It's almost hentai.
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How the hell do you know you love someone before you meet them?
There's a song that goes like that.
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"Hatori!"
"What?"
"(Hits him over the head with a bat)"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"HATORI BASHING!"
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"(Holds un a 'Hi Kit' sign)"
"Sora-chan, get out of the story."
"(Holds up a 'Hi Rain' sign)"
"GET OUT!"
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Did you know there was this guy and this girl that met over Myspace and they got married and they never met in real life?
It's true.
"BELIEVE IT!"
Sora-chan is making random refrances to Naruto right now. Ignore her.
"Uchia pet! My Uchia pet!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
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"I want a little dog!"
"Tohru, may I ask WHY?"
"Because!"
"Okay then."
"I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!"
"I know where you live, too. Beware or I may rape you."
"EEP! (Runs)"
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Fear the duck or he may be forced to rape you.
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"That's hot."
"Tohru, you're not Paris Hilton."
"SHE'S MY HERO!"
"You're hero is a slutty whore?"
"Maybe."
"(Dramatic pause)"
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DIE!
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Author's note: Erm, right. I'm listing to the radio and they're playing the vows for the two people who met over Myspace and never saw each other before in their life. That's weird.
That's a true story.