Note: I'mma gonna write this story up until school starts! So...there will be LOTS OF CHAPTERS because school dosen't start until the 23. Of August. And that's, like, five days after my birthday. Fear.
Disclamer: I own the ability to talk really fast and in really long sentances. Nothing else.
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What a beutiful wedding. What a beautiful wedding says the bridesmaid to a waiter, but what shame, what a shame that Tohru is a whore!
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?"
"Eep! Akito, you're scary."
"No, I was just gonna say YES SHE IS! but that's cool, too."
"(Dramatic pause)"
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Did you know they added "unibrow" the dictionary?
"That's hot."
"Tohru..."
"I'm Paris Hilton."
"Don't you have someone to sleep with?"
"NO! It's a dog."
"DON'T RAPE AKAMARU!"
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Sora-chan would like to say that while she wrote "Paris Hilton" a song by Paris Hilton came on.
But she promptly ignored it.
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"It sucks to be me!"
"Yuki, stop angsting here or I'll throw that cat at you again."
"Relese your inner emo! I cry because I suck."
"Join the angsty club."
"Alright."
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So, Yuki dragged me to the angsty club meeting.
"My name's Yuki from Fruits Basket and I'm angsty because I was an abused child."
"My name's Rin from Fruits Basket and YUKI STOLE MY REASON!"
"My name's Sasuke from Naruto and I'm angsty because my brother killed my clan and I can't kill him. And I have crazy fangirls and people pair me with a crazy loser all the time."
"My name's Murtagh from Eragon and I'm angsty 'cause the evil lord-type-guy made me join him."
"My name's Hatori from Fruits Basket and I'm angsty because Yuki dragged me here."
Then they shared angsty stories and ate cookies.
Then the had a steamymake-out party.
Just kidding.
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"YOU MET SASUKE WITHOUT ME! HATORI!"
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"(Holds up a 'Hi Rain and Kitty')"
"SORA-CHAN!"
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"(Poses)"
"(Poses)"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"Hi Barbie!"
"Hi Ken!"
"Do you wanna go for a ride?"
"Sure Ken!"
"Jump In..."
"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere! Imagination, life is your creation!"
"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"
"Yuki, Haru, what the hell was that?"
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"ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"What? I'm a HOT dog."
"(Hysterical laughter)"
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"Oh, I'm having so much fun!"
"Well Barbie, we're just getting started!"
"Oh, I love you Ken!"
"YUKI! HARU! Where is this going? Do I need to get my camera?"
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There's a song that goes "Bounce witit, bounce wit it, lean wit it rock wit it!" and it sounds like they're talking about boobs.
YAY BOOBS!
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"I'm a Barbie girl in a--"
"STOP IT!"
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Author's note: I'm gonna write a YukiXHaru yaoi based of Barbie Girl. Because it's funny! YESSSSHHHHH