Note: BRASS MONKEY CHUNKY, THAT FUNKY MONKEY! Erm...it's on. Fear. (Where did Sasuke come from? Ah, well. (glomphs)) Anyway, we were driving along and I saw the Hana store. It's a real place. Creepy. But I thought of Hana and nearly laughed.
Disclamer: I own nothin'. Yuppers, nothin'. Wait, "Yuppers?" Uh...
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So I was walking down the street the other day when I passed a store.
I'm not gonna tell you what's it's called yet.
Anyway, they had a sign that said "Socks underwear lingere"
So, of course, Hatori Sohma HAD to go in.
And you know what it was called?
HANA'S HOISTRY.
It was owned by one of Tohru's friends.
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"Yo, Yuki."
"What, Hatori?"
"Ya wanna cow tip Haru?"
"Sure Ken!"
"NO MORE BARBIE GIRL!"
"I AM THE BOX GHOST!"
"THIS WHOLE FAMILY NEEDS A COUNSLER!"
"WHY ARE WE YELLING?"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
"NARUTO! YAY!"
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Yes, the hyperactive blonde ninja appeared and one of Sora-chan's friends chased him as Sora hugged Sasuke and the two pused Sakura off a cliff.
"Hatori?"
"Yes, Sora-chan?"
"Life is good."
"Gaara wants boobs!"
"(Screams and runs away)"
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Sora-chan said she is an Indigo.
"Well, you have to admit, I DO have a lot of the traits. And so does my brother."
"So?"
"I am an indigo! Don't make me eat your face!"
"Try it."
"(Eats face)"
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"KYO! YOUR SONG'S ON!"
"I can't escape this hell, how many tries I've tried (Keeps singing)"
"Actually, it reminds me of Zabuza now. SORRY!"
"Who's Zabuza?"
"SORA-CHAN! GET OUT OF THE STORY AND LEAVE KYO ALONE! YOU KNOW HE'S SEXY!"
"So?"
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LANCE BASS IS GAY.
He admited it.
"Up next, the un-cool Kyo-kun."
"Who?"
"Inside joke!"
"NO INSIDE JOKES!"
"Ninja of the night!"
"NO INSIDE JOKES!"
"TT.TT fine, poophead."
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I was just thinking.
Why do guys look at girl's boobs?
I mean, I don't get why.
"Because. We, umm, like it?"
"Thank you, Shigure."
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"OMFA! Kit-chan slept with Sasuke!"
"WHAT!"
"Inside joke!"
"DAMMIT, NO MORE INSIDE JOKES!"
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Livin' in beverly hills!
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You know what?
Me and all the guys in the anime weresinging "I'm too sexy".
Because we are.
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"What do you get when you fall in love?"
"You tell me, Tohru. Or commit suiside."
"(Commits suiside)"
YAY!
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I need a goal in life.
But I can't think of one.
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Linkin Park ownz.
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Author's note: (Angsts along to Linkin Park, thinking about Zabuza and Haku from Naruto) Yay.