Author's note: I went to see John Tucker Must Die and I thought of a story based of the movie.
"Kyo Sohma Must Die".
Because he's a fanfic pimp. Oh, and when I walked in I was being insane with my sister and said loudly, with a weird accent,"You stupid children, I shall kill you all!" then I evil laughed. I bet people were stairing.
Disclaimer: All I need is love...
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"Oh, you know my hips don't lie and I'm trying to feel you boy! (Keeps singing)"
"Oh em ay! Kyo's singing Shakira!"
"HEEEEY Macarena!"
"Kakashi-sensei! I thougt you were in that apartment with Iru--"
"(Covers Sora-chan's mouth) SHHHHH! (Poofs away)"
"O.O"
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"Sasuke is MINE! You stupid children! I shall kill you all! (Evil laughs and pulls out a HUGE sword)"
"Oh em ay! Sora-chan wil kill us all!"
"Victory!"
"Don't I get a say in this?"
"No, Shigure. (Holds out sword)"
"Eep! Okay, you keep him!"
"(Peace sign and walks away with Sasuke)"
"(Dramatic Pause)"
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"Vrei sa pleci dar numa, numa iei, Numa, numa iei, numa, numa, numa iei. Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, Mi-amintesc de ochii tai!"
"I didn't know you could speak that launguage, Momiji!"
"Ja!"
"Well, Sora-chan says she can out-numa numa you any day!"
"No I didn't! Move on to the pervyness!"
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Boobs.
Funny things, really.
"How so?"
"Kyo, you know why."
"Becuase we are perverts?"
"You catch on quick, grasshopper."
"WTF?"
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Sora-chan is singing Dragostea Din Tei.
She feels special.
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"You are flatcheasted and a yaoi-lover. How are YOU special?"
"My mom says I'm special on the inside!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
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"Sasu, these people are being mean!"
"Huh?"
"Kill them!"
"You have that sword you stole from Zabuza's grave."
"Oh, right. GET OVER HERE, HATORI!"
Oh, crap.
I must cut it off now as I run away.
"GET OVER HERE!"
"(Grabs popcorn and a video camera)"
"SHIGURE!"
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A/N: Yes, I singing the Numa Numa. I love that song XD And I stole Zabuza's sword. If you don't watch Naruto, look up Zabuza under pictures on Google or Yahoo. That sword's frickin' huge O.O