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Inspired by - Aynaki Hayami, M2 the Mewtwo Guru, and Link and Comet.
A/N: Warning - This fic is supposed to be humorous. To those who like serious fics, we suggest you turn back now. We are not responsible for your loss of sanity. On with the fic!
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"Where's the orange juice?" Princess Toadstool explored the kitchen. "I could've sworn we had some."
Just then, Marth entered the kitchen. He took a seat, and then glanced around. "Marth, did you see the orange juice?"
"Nani?" He questioned, "Orange juice?"
The princess sighed. "Never mind. Forget it." With that, she exited the room.
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"Beep click?" Mr. Game and Watch asked Young Link.
"What?" The little Hylian looked confused. "Can anyone understand this thing?"
"I think he asked you what your taunt is." Yoshi replied. Young Link blinked. "Oh! Well, I do this."
Young Link took a carton of orange juice from nowhere and drank the whole thing. Yoshi laughed.
"You do that with Lon Lon Milk, stupid!"
"What did I taunt with?"
"Orange juice!" Yoshi pointed at the carton. "You taunted with pulp orange juice!!"
Mr. Game and Watch was befuddled. "...Buzz?"
Young Link shouted, "Oh, no! Where'd my Lon Lon Milk go?!" He ran away, screaming, "CURSE OF THE ORANGE JUICE!!!!"
Yoshi and Mr. Game and Watch stared in puzzlement. "Did he say, 'CURSE OF THE ORANGE JUICE'?"
"Blip."
"Awww, nuts."
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"CURSE OF THE ORANGE JUICE!!!"
"Huh?" The Ice Climbers turned around to see Young Link running and screaming. They inquired, "What's wrong with him?"
"Just like he said, 'CURSE OF THE ORANGE JUICE'." Ness replied, "I don't understand it, but that's the reason."
"So what's the 'Curse of the Orange Juice'?" The Ice Climbers snickered.
"I have a theory that it has to do with orange juice -"
"We already knew THAT, Einstein." Nana and Popo interrupted.
"I didn't finish! Anyway, I think orange juice has a curse of hyperactivity."
"Like a sugar rush?"
"Exactly!"
The three turned to Young Link, who was singing 'I'm a Little Teapot' at the top of his lungs.
"...He's scaring me."
"...He's scarier than Giga Bowser in a --"
"We get the point. He's scary. Can we go somewhere else now?"
"Anywhere than here."
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So, you made it to the bottom of the fic. Remember, we are NOT responsible for your loss of sanity. Did you like it? Dislike it? In any case, please review...Flames are not accepted.
Inspired by - Aynaki Hayami, M2 the Mewtwo Guru, and Link and Comet.
A/N: Warning - This fic is supposed to be humorous. To those who like serious fics, we suggest you turn back now. We are not responsible for your loss of sanity. On with the fic!
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"Where's the orange juice?" Princess Toadstool explored the kitchen. "I could've sworn we had some."
Just then, Marth entered the kitchen. He took a seat, and then glanced around. "Marth, did you see the orange juice?"
"Nani?" He questioned, "Orange juice?"
The princess sighed. "Never mind. Forget it." With that, she exited the room.
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"Beep click?" Mr. Game and Watch asked Young Link.
"What?" The little Hylian looked confused. "Can anyone understand this thing?"
"I think he asked you what your taunt is." Yoshi replied. Young Link blinked. "Oh! Well, I do this."
Young Link took a carton of orange juice from nowhere and drank the whole thing. Yoshi laughed.
"You do that with Lon Lon Milk, stupid!"
"What did I taunt with?"
"Orange juice!" Yoshi pointed at the carton. "You taunted with pulp orange juice!!"
Mr. Game and Watch was befuddled. "...Buzz?"
Young Link shouted, "Oh, no! Where'd my Lon Lon Milk go?!" He ran away, screaming, "CURSE OF THE ORANGE JUICE!!!!"
Yoshi and Mr. Game and Watch stared in puzzlement. "Did he say, 'CURSE OF THE ORANGE JUICE'?"
"Blip."
"Awww, nuts."
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"CURSE OF THE ORANGE JUICE!!!"
"Huh?" The Ice Climbers turned around to see Young Link running and screaming. They inquired, "What's wrong with him?"
"Just like he said, 'CURSE OF THE ORANGE JUICE'." Ness replied, "I don't understand it, but that's the reason."
"So what's the 'Curse of the Orange Juice'?" The Ice Climbers snickered.
"I have a theory that it has to do with orange juice -"
"We already knew THAT, Einstein." Nana and Popo interrupted.
"I didn't finish! Anyway, I think orange juice has a curse of hyperactivity."
"Like a sugar rush?"
"Exactly!"
The three turned to Young Link, who was singing 'I'm a Little Teapot' at the top of his lungs.
"...He's scaring me."
"...He's scarier than Giga Bowser in a --"
"We get the point. He's scary. Can we go somewhere else now?"
"Anywhere than here."
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So, you made it to the bottom of the fic. Remember, we are NOT responsible for your loss of sanity. Did you like it? Dislike it? In any case, please review...Flames are not accepted.