Disclaimer: We don't own any SSBM characters; we only own our mallets.
Nintendo owns everything and everyone...
Inspired by - Aynaki Hayami, M2 the Mewtwo Guru, and Link and Comet.
A/N: Warning - This fic is supposed to be humorous. To those who like serious fics, we suggest you turn back now. We are not responsible for your loss of sanity. On with the fic!
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"What do you mean?! You can't be out of orange juice...at least, not for a whole year!!!"
"Sorry, lady. Like I said before, we are completely out of stock."
"Well,...when are you going to get some?"
"Not at all."
"What?!?! What do you mean, 'Not at all'?!"
"Lady, the whole universe is out of orange juice. How can we get more in stock if the stuff no longer exists?"
"...But I got some last week..."
"Maybe your eyes were playing a trick on you, 'cause we haven't had any in a year."
"..."
With that, Princess Toadstool left the store.
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In the men's rooms, Mario, Luigi, and Dr. Mario were having a normal conversation...so far.
"Remember the game 'Mario is Missing'? Luigi had to find me and -- "
"Shut up! I hated that game!!" Luigi shouted, "There wasn't a point to beating it...except saving Mario. But who cares?! I want another game!"
"You already have one, Luigi. It's called, 'Luigi's Mansion'." Dr. Mario pointed out, "You are the main character in the game."
Luigi muttered something and played his Game Boy Advance. After awhile, he chuckled. The chuckling quickly became laughter.
"Ha ha ha! That's it! Die, you fat moron! Die! Ha ha ha ha!"
Dr. Mario sighed, "He can't even get past the first level. It's freaky..."
Curious, Mario started to walk over to see what Luigi was playing. He didn't get far before crushing an orange juice carton. The liquid sprayed into Luigi's eyes. The plumber in green dropped his GBA and covered his eyes.
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!! FOR THE LOVE OF MIYAMOTO, IT BURNS!!!!!!"
Luigi ran around, screaming. Dr. Mario went over to calm him, but he stepped on another misplaced carton. The orange juice squirted into Mario's eyes.
"OH, GOD!!! IT HURTS, IT STINGS, AND IT BURNS!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!! FOR THE LOVE OF PASTA, SOME ONE HELP ME!!!! IT REALLY BURNS!!! IT'S BURNING MY EYES!!!"
The two plumbers ran around the room, screaming like there was no tomorrow. That's when Captain Falcon decided to see what the commotion was.
"What's going on here?"
Dr. Mario didn't get a chance to answer; Luigi crushed another carton and the juice gushed into the racer's eyes.
"What the --?" Captain Falcon suddenly crouched on all fours and leapt around like a deer.
[Popa: "A deer? Is that the best you could come up with, Nano? Or was it just random?"
Nano: ::Lifts mallet:: "If you don't shut up, I'll whack you into next year!"
Popa: "...I'm done."]
Dr. Mario stared in awe.
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So, you made it to the bottom...again. We cannot assure you that you are still sane. We cannot assure you that you even lost your sanity by reading this. Do not sue us if you lost your sanity. After all, you still chose to read this. We are not responsible for your loss of sanity. In any case, please review. Tell us if you liked it or not. Remember, though; Flames are NOT accepted.
Inspired by - Aynaki Hayami, M2 the Mewtwo Guru, and Link and Comet.
A/N: Warning - This fic is supposed to be humorous. To those who like serious fics, we suggest you turn back now. We are not responsible for your loss of sanity. On with the fic!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"What do you mean?! You can't be out of orange juice...at least, not for a whole year!!!"
"Sorry, lady. Like I said before, we are completely out of stock."
"Well,...when are you going to get some?"
"Not at all."
"What?!?! What do you mean, 'Not at all'?!"
"Lady, the whole universe is out of orange juice. How can we get more in stock if the stuff no longer exists?"
"...But I got some last week..."
"Maybe your eyes were playing a trick on you, 'cause we haven't had any in a year."
"..."
With that, Princess Toadstool left the store.
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In the men's rooms, Mario, Luigi, and Dr. Mario were having a normal conversation...so far.
"Remember the game 'Mario is Missing'? Luigi had to find me and -- "
"Shut up! I hated that game!!" Luigi shouted, "There wasn't a point to beating it...except saving Mario. But who cares?! I want another game!"
"You already have one, Luigi. It's called, 'Luigi's Mansion'." Dr. Mario pointed out, "You are the main character in the game."
Luigi muttered something and played his Game Boy Advance. After awhile, he chuckled. The chuckling quickly became laughter.
"Ha ha ha! That's it! Die, you fat moron! Die! Ha ha ha ha!"
Dr. Mario sighed, "He can't even get past the first level. It's freaky..."
Curious, Mario started to walk over to see what Luigi was playing. He didn't get far before crushing an orange juice carton. The liquid sprayed into Luigi's eyes. The plumber in green dropped his GBA and covered his eyes.
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!! FOR THE LOVE OF MIYAMOTO, IT BURNS!!!!!!"
Luigi ran around, screaming. Dr. Mario went over to calm him, but he stepped on another misplaced carton. The orange juice squirted into Mario's eyes.
"OH, GOD!!! IT HURTS, IT STINGS, AND IT BURNS!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!! FOR THE LOVE OF PASTA, SOME ONE HELP ME!!!! IT REALLY BURNS!!! IT'S BURNING MY EYES!!!"
The two plumbers ran around the room, screaming like there was no tomorrow. That's when Captain Falcon decided to see what the commotion was.
"What's going on here?"
Dr. Mario didn't get a chance to answer; Luigi crushed another carton and the juice gushed into the racer's eyes.
"What the --?" Captain Falcon suddenly crouched on all fours and leapt around like a deer.
[Popa: "A deer? Is that the best you could come up with, Nano? Or was it just random?"
Nano: ::Lifts mallet:: "If you don't shut up, I'll whack you into next year!"
Popa: "...I'm done."]
Dr. Mario stared in awe.
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So, you made it to the bottom...again. We cannot assure you that you are still sane. We cannot assure you that you even lost your sanity by reading this. Do not sue us if you lost your sanity. After all, you still chose to read this. We are not responsible for your loss of sanity. In any case, please review. Tell us if you liked it or not. Remember, though; Flames are NOT accepted.