Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own Invader Zim or any of its characters sniff only in my dreams…sniff…well anyway I do own Maz, my fancharicter, so HA!……………….. HAHAHAHAHAHA! cough um….yeah…. Well read on you pig smellies! This fic only introduces Maz. Once it's finished I'll present to you my other fanfics which involve Maz. Well enjoy! Enjoy it or Die!

The new girl Maz

Chapter 1: Maz the jelly girl

It was a new school year. Zim has been on earth for almost 2 years now and Dib still hasn't proved to anyone, other than his sister and the guidance counselor from episode 24a: Vindicated, that Zim's an alien. Dib walked into class. Surprisingly he had the same teacher and classmates he did the past two years in elementary school. He was now in the 6th grade and strangely . His younger sister, Gaz, was in 5th but thanks to the elementary school's overcrowding of kids this year the 5th graders were moved into the middle school. Dib walked to his desk and looked at his watch. Class hadn't started yet and already he wanted to go home.

"Class, I bet you're looking forward to a fun filled year where you all pass. Well guess what, NONE OF THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN! Now we will start today's horrible lesson talking about horrible things that our horrible dead founding fathers did to this horrible world. Our first horrible president man was..."

At that moment Zim ran into the classroom screaming his head off. He was running franticly around the room until he got to Mrs. Bitters and held on to her with all his might.

"GIRL! SHE..SHE..! MY POOR HUMAN BOY BODY! SQUEEZED! JELLY! AAAAAH!"

"Zim your late, and get off of me!" Mrs. Bitters flung Zim off of her and he landed on the floor, " What is it?"

"Girl..so…close…squeezed…jelly...the horrible Jelly!" Zim would've completely lost it if it wasn't for Dib's annoying laughter and Mrs. Bitters's growling that got him back to his censes.

Zim, now back to his censes, went to his seat and prepared spitballs for the day. Dib had stopped laughing at Zim and started wandering what he had said. What does a girl have to do with jelly? Dib was about to question Zim when Mrs. Bitters stopped talking and picked up the phone.

"What? Ugh! Fine bring her in, but you'll be hearing from me later!" Mrs. Bitters was always angry when she had to answer her phone, "Class a new hopeless, miserable, dependant to the student body will be added to our horrible classroom. Her name is Maz."

Then a beautiful girl with light brown hair and big green eyes walked into the classroom. She wore a short sleeve green dress, a belt, and green earrings. All the guys in class ( except Zim ) stopped doing whatever they had been doing. Even Dib stared like a mindless zombie. She was ten times better looking than the other girls in class, even Jessica. The girls in class started whispering to each other. Zim saw the girl and panicked. He then stared to scream at the top of his lungs.

"Beware of her evil! Her and her evil jelly!" one of the boys in class threw a book at him, hitting his head, and causing him to fall over. Then Mrs. Bitters started talking .

"Say something to the class child , THEN SIT DOWN!"

"Hi I'm Maz! I just moved here yesterday! I hope we have a great time this year! Oh! And since I just moved here everyone gets free lunch and a cupcake! I MADE 'EM MYSELF!" Maz paused for a second seeing that Mrs. Bitters was becoming aggravated, and this didn't seem like the kind of teacher she wanted to aggravate. She decided to finish quickly. She had to get their attention "...oh and I'm single!" As she said this all the guy's grinned, that is except Zim who didn't even know what she meant by single since it was obvious that there weren't two of her.

Maz sat down in the seat behind Dib. She got out her notebook and started writing notes on the first president man when her pencil broke.

She poked Dib's big head to get his attention, "Hey do you have a pencil sharpener? My pencil broke."

Dib turned around, shocked that she talked to HIM. Him of all people, "Here use mine! You know, you don't need to take notes. You can just study from my notebook." Dib handed her his notebook from last year.

"How do you know everything to study from if it's only the 2nd day of school?"

" Oh she has done the same thing every year since she first became a teacher in the prehistoric times." Maz laughed at his comment.

Maz flipped through the pages in the notebook. Dib did have his notes written down but on every other page there were pictures dib drew of aliens, aliens, aliens, and that green boy she had seen earlier that day. They weren't very good drawings either. She then noticed that the boy was in her class. Boy that kid was funny. She had so many questions for him. Like did he know anyone else with the green skin disease? Soon the lunch bell rang and the kids stormed out of the class room.

Maz followed the crowd and stared into the massive room. She had no idea on where to sit. She hadn't really made any friends yet. Before she relised anything a swarm of guys came and asked her to sit with them. She didn't know what to do. Then she saw the table where the green kid sat all alone. She didn't really know who he was but at least she had met him.

"Hi I'm Maz! What's your name?"

Zim looked up. Nobody except Dib ever came to his table before. He looked at Maz and backed away, "You! How dare you ask for my name you filthy dirt monkey! After what you did to me!"

"I said I was sorry!" 'God it's not like I did it on purpose.' she thought.

Dib came over before she said anything else.

"Leave her alone Zim! Come on Maz, you can sit with me and my sister."

Maz's face brightened up as the big headed boy from class invited her to sit at his table. As she followed the big head boy to his table she noticed his hair. It was so pointy, so strange, how did he keep it sticking up?

" Maz meet my sister Gaz." Gaz who was playing her game slave 3 and eating her free cupcake glared at Dib, "Oh, um, don't bother her when she's playing her game slave 3." Dib sat down and Maz sat next to him. It was strange having someone other than his sis sit with him, especially if that someone was a girl.

"I'm sorry but what's your name?" Maz looked at Dib.

"I'm Dib, I'm a paranormal investigator."

" A para what?"

"I look for things like aliens, bigfoot, ect."

"oh. No wonder you had all those pictures in your notebook."

Maz showed Dib his notebook. Dib blushed as he looked at his pathetic drawings. Maz then looked back at Zim.

"Why is Zim's picture in here? And why is his skin green? AND WHY DID HE CALL ME A DIRT MONKEY! And why……"

Maz kept going on and on, and Dib explained how Zim was an alien and all that other stuff. He finished by time lunch was over.

It was recess and all the guys surrounded Maz. They just wouldn't leave her alone (of coarse that would soon change when they discover that she had become friends with the biggest loser in school). The worst part was that they kept on giving her heart shaped Baloney! She thought they were all trying to kill her! She tried to find Dib's big head around the playground but couldn't see past the boys.

" Leave me alone!" she demanded

"Hey cutie, what's your sign!"

fist balled up in hands"I said leave me alone." Maz said in a creepy clam voice. Then her eyes turned bright green. Her pupils were gone.

Dib saw Zim on a picnic table and came over.

"What do you want Dib? I haven't tried to kill you yet today so leave me alone!"

" Isn't it funny that you're the only boy who hasn't tried to hang out with Maz. Is there something wrong Zim, are you afraid of her, or have you given up and are ..I don't know….ready to surrender to earth!"

" Don't be ridicules! I already spent time with the evil jelly girl today!"

"When was that?Huh?"

"well if you must know it was this morning…..and mark my words her and her evil jelly will pay!" Zim took a dramatic pause, "Wait what does not hanging out with the jelly girl have to do with me giving up?"

"huh….I don't know…..I was just checking." and with that he ran off.

Dib walked home with his sister thinking about how Maz and Jelly went together. As he left school property he heard a horrible angry scream. Then a stampede of boys ran onto the school bus screaming like girls. Surprisingly Dib ignored it and left.

Now that Maz was alone she decided to go home. She already missed the bus so she had to walk. So far Maz didn't like the new school. Then again no matter what school she went to she didn't like it. The girls in school never wanted to be her friend, and the guys weren't interested in friends but in getting her to be their girlfriend. Sometimes she wondered why she always said she was single. No matter what school she went to she always said that. Maybe it was because it got everyone's attention. Then her thoughts went to Dib. Why was his head so big? Why was his hair so pointy? Why did he think Zim was an alien? And why was she asking herself so many questions? At least she wasn't talking out loud to herself. Maz looked around. She was lost. She thought she went the right way but she didn't remember walking past a strange house with lots of scary gnomes. She was about to turn around when she saw Zim inside the house. She decided to ask to use his phone. She could call a cab to take her home. Maz walked to the door and rang the doorbell. A green dog answered. "Since when do dogs answer the door?" she thought.

"hello!" the dog cheerfully said.

"AAH! You can talk?"

"of course I can silly!….HI!"

Maz was kind of freaked out then forgot about it. It was no different then the talking cat her aunt had. "Can I talk to Zim?"

"come in I'll get my master for you." Gir then hopped off singing the doom song.

Zim was down in his lab working on a squirrel experiment. Gir came and told him someone was here to see him.

"What! And you let them in! Do you have worms in your head!"

"No I have tuna in my head!"

Zim came up from the trashcan. He walked into the living room and saw Maz.

"What are YOU doing here you disgusting earth monkey!"

"Stop calling me that! I came here to ask if I could use your phone. I got lost and can't find my way home, and…"

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! AND TAKE YOUR EVIL JELLY WITH YOU!"

"But I don't have any jelly with me!" she protested.

"YOUR LIEING!"

"AAAAAAAAH! JUST LET ME USE THE STUPID PHONE!" Maz's eyes turned green and she glared at Zim. Gir ran and hid under the couch. Zim, intrigued yet horrified, handed Maz the phone. Maz turned back to normal and called a cab.

"Thanks for letting me use your phone Zim! I'll see you at school!" Maz left Zim's house.

"Did you see that Gir? There's no way any HUMAN could do that! I need to learn more about this Maz girl. I'll find out her secret!"

YAY! First chappie! Well what do you think? Please review! PLEASE!