Sleepover
Chapter 4: Girls
Roxas went to the bathroom to compose himself. Meanwhile Demyx was reading some magazine…
"Hey Axel?"
"What is it Demyx?"
"Wouldn't this party be better if we had some girls come over?"
"Who do you have in mind; the only girls we know are Larxene and Namine. Larxene's not exactly fun and inviting Namine right now wouldn't be a good idea."
"Well what if we get some show girls?"
"What you mean like strippers?"
"Yeah."
"No I'm not into that sorta thing."
"Then why don't we just go out and meet some girls?"
"Got a place in mind?"
"How about Hooters?"
"We already ate and besides, mostly guys go there."
"The mall?"
"That could work. I'll go get Roxas," Axel knocked on the bathroom door, "Hey Roxas, you ok?"
"Yeah," he stepped out; his face was wet, "Just cooling off."
"We're going to the mall to pick up some girls, wanna come with?"
"Well I don't really want to pick up girls, but I'll go anyways."
"Great, we're leaving in 5 minutes; got it memorized?"
Meanwhile, Saix was enjoying a quiet evening at home. He was sitting on a leather sofa, listening to classical music, and reading an exciting mystery novel. When suddenly a knocking came at the door.
"Now who could that be at this hour?" He got up and answered the door, there were several teenage girls and an extremely large man at his doorstep, "Can I help you?"
"Yeah are you Saix?" asked one of the girls.
"Yes I am, why do you as-" he was punched out by the extremely large man.
"That'll teach you to call my girls hoes, let's go ladies."
"Yes sir," they all responded in unison.
At the mall…
"So where should we start?" asked Demyx.
"Think of what girls like and take it from there," Axel responded, "Oh and Roxas, you should get something nice for Namine while we're here." Roxas blushed at the sound of her name.
"Geez Roxas who knew you could be so shy," Demyx teased.
"I am not." Roxas said defensively.
"Hey Demyx check it out, it's one of those date table thingies, let's check it out."
"Alright, what about Roxas?"
"I'll pass, I'll meet up with you guys later." He walked off.
Axel and Demyx walked in and registered, they also noticed a few familiar names on the list…
"Hey Demyx look; Xaldin, Luxord, Vexen, and Zexion signed up."
"Wow, this could be funny…"
"Oh look there they are! Hey guys!"
The four looked, saw Demyx and turned away, "Why do they always do that to me?"
"I dunno," Axel shrugged, "now lets go meet some girls."
Girl #1 Demyx
"HI my name is Rachel and I like snowboarding." Said a girl with very pale blond hair.
"I'm Demyx and I like… the water."
"Oh really do you surf?"
"No."
"Swim?"
"No."
"Then what do you do with water?"
"I make it dance."
"You're weird."
Girl #1 Axel
"Oh my god it's been like so long since I've talked to a boy. I mean because the SciFi channel has been have a week long star gate marathon and I just couldn't miss it." Said a girl with think-rimmed glasses.
"Right so Alex was your name right?"
"Oh my god we like just met and you remembered!"
"I'm good at getting things memorized."
"I like that in a guy, so what do you like to watch on TV?"
"To be honest I really don't watch much television."
"Why not?"
"My work keeps me pretty busy and besides that, nothing good's on."
"What about SciFi?"
"It makes me fall asleep."
"You know I thought you were a cool guy but now I see that you're actually a very ignorant man, hmph." She stood up and walked away.
Girl #1 Xaldin
"When I was five my puppy died, and things just started going downhill from there."
"That's so sad," said a woman who resembled and ape, "People have always been very cruel to me, calling me woman from planet of the apes."
"You shouldn't listen to them; I think you're very attractive."
"Really?"
"Really, would you like to go out sometime?"
"Oh yes I would." She smiled and the two left together.
Girl #2 Demyx
"I like your hair," said a girl with a braided ponytail.
"Thanks; so what are your hobbies?"
"Well I'm involved in a lot of save the rainforest groups, charity functions, church coir, peace corp, and leader of a small girl scout group."
"You know, it would never work between us."
"And why's that?"
"Because you're too much of a goody goody for me."
Girl #2 Axel
"Didn't I just sit with you?"
A girl with no glasses, but the same face as the last girl sat in front of Axel, "No that was my younger sister, we're twins."
"Oh, do you like SciFi?"
"No actually I can't stand it."
"So then what do you like?"
"I like learning foreign languages. One day I'd like to travel the world."
"That's nice, how many languages are you fluent in so far?"
"16"
"That's impressive."
"No offense to you, but I don't really want to date you. You see I'm here just to help my sister, do you understand?"
"Yeah, well good luck to your sister."
Girl #2 Luxord
"You were once a show girl in Vegas, really? Tell me more."
"Well the pay was lousy, I wanted to be a blackjack dealer but because of my appearance they put my application in the wrong place."
"You any good at blackjack?"
"In my opinion yes."
"Want to have a little friendly game with me then?"
"What're the stakes?"
"If you lose you belong to me and my cards forever."
"Oh you're a naughty one; I accept."
Girl #3 Demyx
"You look familiar, have we met before?" asked a girl with blond braids.
"Not that I can remember."
"I could have sworn I've been chasing you in a dream."
"Umm lady no offence; but that's really #&$ creepy."
Girl #3 Axel
A girl with messy blond pigtails sat in front of Axel, "Hi there, Axel."
"Xettrose is that you?"
"Yepp."
"Ok ok, two things are bothering me one; you're twelve you shouldn't be in a place like this, and two; you're in the wrong fic."
"Oh whoops."
Girl #3 Vexen
"Really you mean you like SciFi too. OH my god we should go on a-"
"A date, yes that would be nice."
"Yay!"
"I'll be at your place tomorrow at seven."
"Sure thing."
Girl #4 Demyx
A girl with long silky dirty blond hair sat in front of Demyx. Her face was angelic looking.
"Did it heaven when you fell out of hurt?" Demyx got tongue tied.
"You're a dweeb. But for some reason I find dweebs to be the cutest little men."
"You wanna go out with me sometime?"
"Sure thing cutie. My phone number is 0, call me if you wanna have some fun." She winked.
Girl #4 Axel
"I'm looking for the perfect guy. He has to be gorgeous, shy, outgoing, friendly, and havbe a good sense of humor. He must be neat, organized, and not a couch potato. Oh and his hair must not past his chin, are you up for it?"
"Screw you lady I'm keeping my hair."
Girl #4 Zexion
"I've been watching you, and you reject every girl who sits with you; why's that?"
"Because I'm hotter than all of them. Not to mention I'm dark, mysterious, and damn sexy."
"And for some reason, I like that attitude. Let's make a date."
"Sure why not, I've got nothing better to do."
Axel and Demyx left the dating place, "We had no luck whatsoever. What a waste of time." Demyx whined.
"What about that last girl, she seemed to like you."
"She said her number was 0, that's the operator. She was obviously just messing with my emotions."
"Emotions? What emotions, we're nobodies!"
"Oh yeah, almost forgot about that. Anyways lets go find Roxas." The two walked through the mall, and came across a huge crowd of girls. They were all standing around the arcade. Axel decided to ask what they were all looking at.
"Excuse me miss," he tapped a girl on the shoulder, "Could you tell me what everyone's looking at?"
"Well some gorgeous boy with blond hair's playing DDR and he's really good at it. Not to mention it helps that he's a total babe."
Axel and Demyx cut through the girls and saw the handsome DDRer. "Well I'll be, who ever knew that Roxas was good at DDR."
Well that's it for this chapter. Next time there will be pranks - I won't be updating any of my stories for about a week though because I'm going to that magical place; Disney!