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Disclaimer: Not only do I own my fan characters but I own Invader Zim! The show and it's entire cast belongs to me! MEEEEE! MUAHAHAHAHA! suddenly copyright lawyers burst through the door Hey! Who are you? And what are you doing in my bathroom! A copyright lawyer emerges from the drainpipe with duck tape and a flaming pitchfork Gulp!

Three hours later…..

I OWN….OW! copyright lawyer pokes me with flaming pitchfork I OWN….OW! copyright lawyer pokes me with flaming pitchfork yet again. OK! OK! I…don't… own Invader Zim……….for now……copyright lawyer pokes me with flaming pitchfork agian for my last comment THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GOING DOWN! Beats up copyright lawyers. They're all lying in a heap on the floor duck taped at the hands and ankles. I'm standing on top. VICTORY THY NAME IS INVADERMAZ!

Chapter2: in which Dib is attacked by groundhogs

Dib was in the front of the school building trying to think of a plan to get into Zim's house without being noticed. Gaz was playing her game slave 3 on the steps.

"HI DIB!" Maz yelled as she came over. All the kids looked at her. They were mumbling something like why was she talking to that weirdo or something of the sort. (see I told you things would change when they found out)

"Hi Maz. How you doing?"

"Dib you wanna hang out after school?" when Maz said this the school children dropped their balls and books and everything else. Even Dib was silent. Nobody ever said that to him!

"um…..ok….. We can go to my place."

"Great! We can play video games and do all sorts of stuff!"

Dib just stared blankly trying to find out if he heard her right. Maz left to class and Dib did a little victory dance. The bell rang and everyone went to class. Mrs. Bitters started her lesson on how hamsters and gofers will one day join forces and obliterate all human life . Zim sat on his seat and waved his arms like as if he was trying to fly to get Mrs. Bitters 's attention.

"Yes Zim."

" Wouldn't robot beavers destroy them before they got to the humans?"

"What!"

Dib turned around to look at Maz. She was laughing her head off. Her face was red and she could barely breathe.

"What!….Robot beavers!….HAHAHA!" Zim saw nothing funny about his remark. Robot beavers were highly more advance than an army of hamsters and gofers even if hamsters had hypnotic powers. After laughing Maz decided to join in on the conversation "…But, really. It's obvious that neither will happen. If Animals do rise up and take over it would be penguins who will be accompanied by llamas. And furthermore…"

"Maz BE QUIET!" Mrs. Bitters growled. Maz got quiet.

The class bell rang and it was time for Gym. In the boy's locker room Zim was making a big deal about being forced to change into Gym clothes.

"HOW DARE YOU TRY TO MAKE ME WEAR THE OUTFIT OF HUMAN INSLAVEMENT! I AM ZIM!"

"Zim put on your uniform." the p.e. teacher ordered. Zim reluctantly took his Gym uniform and ran into the gym bathroom stall to change. He wasn't going to change out there in front of everyone else.

Zim, Dib, and the rest of the boys went into the gym field. The girls came shortly after. This was the first year the children had to change for gym.

"Coach Walrus!" some kid was calling the P.e. teacher. "why do we have to change for gym. It's not like we do anything!"

" Because filthy stink child, last year the principle noticed that class pets were evil. A hamster had run up his pants and weeehehell I wont go any further from there!. Since that day he decided to make you guys wear uniforms."

"But what does that have to do with us changing our uniforms?" Dib questioned.

"SILENCE! TODAY YOU WILL ALL GO THROUGH BOOT CAMP! GET READY!"

Everyone was going through the optical course. Some kids were sent to the nurse after being shot with lasers or having missiles fired into their spleen. Soon only Zim, Dib, and Maz were left. Dib was kinda disappointed since he didn't see Maz in action. (the girls did a separate course than the boys) Maz looked at Zim. He still had his backpack thingy on. Why? This was gym class. Come to think of it, he always had it on even in his house.

"Who finished first Dib? You or Zim?"

" Me of course!" Dib stood tall and proud. Then he started posing like some macho man. He was pushed over by Zim.

"The Dib human LIES! It was I Zim who beat Dib in this pathetic camp of Booooooots!"

"What! I BEAT YOU ZIM AND YOU KNOW IT!"

"YOUR LIEING!LIEEEEEEE!"

Maz knew she'd never get the real story. She just stood there and watched them beat each other up. She never seen two friends beat each other up like that. It was kinda amusing. The gym teacher stood in front of them.

"If you can pass this course then you'll win adhesive medical strips and a day of real food for lunch!"

The sound of real food for lunch made Dib's mouth water. Maz never ate in the school cafeteria before and yesterday she didn't have time to eat. Zim just wanted the glory of winning. He never ate the school food. The Gym teacher left them as big red doors opened and the final course was revealed. Maz, Dib, and Zim walked in. Zim then activated his spider legs. Maz stared in awe and confusion. So it wasn't a backpack he was wearing. She completely blocked out everything that was being said. She just stared. There was a lot about Zim she didn't know yet. She guessed Dib might know since they appeared to be best friends. She just stood there mesmerized.

"It's just you and me now Dib!"

"No it's not. Maz is here with us."

"BE QUIET! I will defeat you in this camp of boots!"

" No you wont! I will make this win for earth!'

Dib and Zim started fighting again. Zim was pulling Dib's hair and Dib was twisting Zim's leg. Maz decided to go ahead. It was going to be easy to win this time. Maz started through the obstacle course. She dodged lasers, jumped over mud puddles, evaded evil clowns, and all sorts of other stuff. Zim and Dib were catching up quickly. Zim was using his spider legs and was trying to shake Dib off his head. Dib was punching Zim's head while holding on for dear life. Maz had stopped when she got to the groundhog coarse. She had learned recently that groundhogs kill more people each month than wolves do each year. She had no idea how she was going to get past the groundhogs. She heard screaming and turned around. She saw Zim and Dib coming. She had to warn them.

"You guys stop! The groundhogs will get you! Stop!"

But it was too late. Zim and Dib entered the groundhog territory. The ground hogs leaped in attack. Zim flung Dib off his head and started crossing the groundhog area. The groundhogs launched at Dib's head. Zim stopped for a second to watch Dib as he screamed in pain. Then to Zim's demise the groundhogs started chewing on his spider legs!

"What? OOHHHHH NNNNOOOO! The groundhogs of evil can eat metal!" It seemed too late for Zim.

Maz had already crossed the ground hog coarse. She had crossed the finish line and was about to accept her prizes when she heard the horrible screams of Dib and Zim. Since Zim was closer she saved him first. She grabbed him by one of his partially chewed up spider legs and shook the groundhogs off of him. The groundhogs ran back into their holes.

"Come on we have to save Dib!"

"Get it through your head, Evil Jelly Girl, that I like watching the Dib human scream in pain! Pain for Dib is good for Zim!…I AM ZIM!"

She just stared. She knew Dib and Zim beat up each other but this was a life or death situation. Maybe they weren't friends. Many thoughts ran through her head. She herd Dib's screams and grabbed Zim's spider legs again. She ripped the leg off and held one end. She leaned the other end towards Dib. Dib grabbed it and was pulled out of the groundhog territory. Dib was in the worst condition ever.

"Ground hogs.." he said as he feel to his knees and tugged on Maz's shirt "…so… many….GROUNDHOGS!…uhh.." and with that he let go and fell flat on the floor.

Zim stared at the pathetic state Dib was in and laughed. It was both an evil and a happy laugh, P.E. teacher came and gave Maz her prizes. "Here are your adhesive medical strips and a pass giving you one free day of lunch. good for you. NOW GO!"

"What about Dib?" Maz stared at Dib. He was trying to get up but he was so week. Maz pulled him up into a sitting position. Even though Dib couldn't feel anything he felt strange having someone help him. (that made no sense).

"He's not important. NOW GO!" and with that the P.E. teacher walked away. Zim left as well. Maz pulled Dib up and helped him walk to the locker room.

At lunch Dib sat in his seat with his sister on the other side of the table. He didn't know who won and that bothered him. Even though he was hungry and in pain he could only think about P.E. class. Did Zim win? He kept seeing flashes of the ground hogs. Oh those horrible ground hogs! He looked up and saw Maz coming with a REAL plate of food!

" Here. You can eat it." Dib looked at her. She was going to give up a chance to eat REAL food! He stared at the baloney sandwich with cheese, lettuce,ect. :the works. "It's o.k. I'm allergic to baloney."

The first thing that came to Dib's mind was Zim. Was she?….Nah. Anybody could be allergic to baloney, but still. He stopped thinking about it and ate the sandwich.

Later that day in the membrane house Dib was lying on his bed thinking about everything that happened today at school. Gaz was on the living room couch watching the scary monkey show. The doorbell rang and Prof. Membrane answered. Maz was there.

" Hello child. Can I help you? Sorry no autographs please."

" I'm here to see Dib."

"Oh my poor insane son? Why would someone like you want to see him? Why don't you stay with my daughter Gaz. You two would make great friends. Well I'm off to find the cure to the common cold!" and with that he left. Gaz got up from the couch.

"Hey you're the girl from lunch. What's that in your backpack?" Gaz was looking at Maz's huge backpack stuffed with stuff.

" Some things I thought Dib might like. Is he here?"

"Yeah. Upstairs 4 doors to the right." Gaz then returned to the couch.

Maz walked up the stairs. It was kinda dark so she bumped into a few walls. She found Dib's room and knocked on the door.

"Leave me alone!" Dib answered not knowing who it was.

Maz went inside anyway. Dib was on his bed and facing the wall. It was dark except for the light of a computer screen. There were posters everywhere of bigfoot, aliens, and things like "WE ARE NOT ALONE" and "THEY'RE HERE" . Maz walked over to Dib's bed and leaned forward to see Dib's face.

" HI!"

"AAAHH!" Dib screamed as he looked up. "Wha…What are you doing here?" He sat up and tried to fix his hair.

"Remember. You said I could come over so I did. I brought some things too. They're from my place. I thought you might like them since your interested in aliens " Maz opened her backpack and took out a notebookish type of thing, a small mechanical object thingy that sorta looked like a really small camera type thing, a small backpack thing that looked very similar to Zim's, and she took out blueprints of alien looking vehicles. She left the rest of the stuff in her backpack.

"WOA! WHERE IN THE….HOW…THIS IS AMAZING!" Dib was looking in the notebook thing. There was some type of strange writing on it. It also had vivid sketches of different types of alien looking machinery and space crafts. Dib looked at the hand writing. He scanned it on his computer and matched it up with Irken handwriting.

" How did you get this? Where?"

" I'm interested into aliens too. I used to stay up all night looking through my dad's telescope looking for UFOs. I even used to think my dad and brother were aliens and ……well the rest isn't important. I can't read it but I thought maybe you could decode it or something."

"what do you mean you used to?"

"Well I sorta got over that phase, but I still think aliens are interesting."

Dib stared at her. He didn't know what to think. She was one of the few people who were ever nice to him. She was almost too nice. He started to get suspicious but ignored his better judgment and decide to show Maz Tak's ship. In Dib's garage Maz couldn't belive her eyes. An actual alien space craft.

"WOW! It's so cool! SO….Wow!" Dib was happy someone other than him thought it was cool.

"Yeah, and I found it when it crashed landed in front of my house. I fixed it and.." Gaz walked in and interrupted him.

"YOU MEAN I FIXED IT DIB! You tried fixing it for weeks. I fixed it in 0.56689 seconds."

"Well I fixed most of it!"

"Whatever!"

During Dib and Gaz's "conversation" Maz had gone inside Tak's ship. It was amazing. She saw all of the controls with weird writing on them. She pressed one and the screen showed video clips of space and other things the ship had seen. She saw when Tak's robot was acting all stupid and started destroying the ship. She also saw Tak. She looked a lot like Zim except she had antennas and big purple eyes. Maybe Zim was an alien like Dib said.

"Well what do you think?"

"THis is so totally cool! I can't belive it! Have you shown this to anyone at school? I you did I bet you'd be one of the cool kids!"

"You actually think its cool? You're one of the few people who think that."

"Dib?"

"Yeah"

"I wish I could stay longer but it's getting late. So I guess I'll see you tomorrow!"

"O.k. See ya!" Maz took her things and left. "See Gaz. What I do is cool."

"NO, she only said Tak's ship was cool. Your still a loser."

"Well I still feel good about how today went. Good night Gaz."

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