A/N: If dib ran for elections his slogan should be : "Vote for Dib, He's Delicious!"

Um anyway, thank you my loyal reviewers

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Disclaimer: Alas, I do not own Invader Zim. If I did then it would be on normal cable again (and not just nicktoons) and there would be new episodes! But for now I'm stuck here writing fan fiction.

CHAPTER 3: invitation

The next day at school was going pretty well. Maz sat next to Dib again during lunch. She noticed that Dib and Zim never sat together.

"Dib, if you and Zim are friends why don't you sit together?"

"What made you think we were friends?"

"gasp You mean you're not friends!"

"Never I a million years would I be his friend!" At that moment Zim walked to the table. "What do you want Zim? Why don't you just go away!"

"Well for your information I'm not here to talk to you! I'm here to see the jelly girl!"

"Hi Zim! And my name is Maz."

"Yes, yes…Mary, I wish to speak to you in private, away from the Dib human."

"It's Maz…"

"That's not important right now."

"Um…. O.K.!" Zim walked her to his table. Dib watched wondering what they were talking about.

"I see now that you are eager to become my "friend" so I have devised a few test to prove you're worthy." he began with the absorbency test by pouring milk on the table.

Maz stared at him as if he was crazy. " Why did you poor your milk on the table?…" she stared for a bit waiting for either Zim or the milk to do something.

Zim admitted a silent defeat seeing that Maz wasn't going to particapte in his little test. "Good! You pass!"

"um….ok…..SO DO YOU WANNA HANG OUT AFTER SCHOOL! HOW BOUT MY PLACE! WE CAN WATCH A MOVIE!"

"HUH? What is this movie you speak of?"

"WHAT! YOU MEAN YOU NEVER SEEN A MOVIE? OH MY GOD YOU SO HAVE TO COME OVER MY PLACE AFTER SCHOOL!"

"Um…ok. I shall go over your house and watch this "movie""

"Great! So you wanna come back to the table and eat lunch with me and Dib?"

" No I have something I must do. I'll see you later" and he marched away. Maz went back to Dib's table.

"WHAT HE SAY! TELL ME WHAT HE SAID!"

"Oh nothing much. He said that he's willing to be my friend or something. I passed his friend test!" Then she had an idea, "Dib do you wanna come to my place this afternoon to watch movies? I just got Alien vs. Predator."

"Really! But that just came out in theaters!"

"Yeah I know! But I got connections!"

" Ok! I'll walk home with you."

"Great! I hope Zim will like AVP."

"Huh?"

"Oh, I invited Zim over too."

"WHAT! He's probably going to do horrible experiments to you! Like melt your brain, or fuse you with squirrels, or.."

"What! You're CRAZY! You don't really think he'd do something like that?"

"YES! Man you're lucky I'm going to be there. Who knows what he plans on doing." the lunch bell rang indicating it was time for class.

Yay! Well how'd you like it? On to chapter four! Do as you're told and review slaves! Review! Or face my horrible doomy wrath!