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Sleepover
Chapter 5 part 2: Pranks
After Roxas finished playing DDR, the three bishies returned to Demyx's house.
"Axel I'm bored." Demyx whined.
"Well, what do you wanna do?" Axel asked.
"I don't know whatcha wanna do?"
"Well I don't know whatcha wanna do?"
"I don't know whatcha wanna do."
"Both of you knock it off!" Roxas yelled.
"Sorry Mr. Grumpy pants." Demyx said with a hint of sarcasm, "So Axel whatcha wanna do?"
"I don't know whatcha, now don't go starting that again."
"I've got an idea."
"What is it Roxas?" Axel asked.
"Lets pull pranks on some organization members and crazed fangirls."
"That sounds great, you in Demyx?"
"Oh heck yes."
(Axel's Prank: Marluxia)
"Watch and learn from the master."
"This is gonna be sweet," Demyx said.
Axel snuck into castle oblivion with something foul in mind. He crept up to the bathroom on the thirteenth floor, where he dumped the contents of his pocket into a toilet, put on a gas mask, flushed, and ran out.
Elsewhere in the castle Marluxia was still curled up in the fetal position, when Larxene walked in.
"Pull yourself together; it was just some prank caller."
"But Larxene, he said 'seven days'."
"Oh it was probably some kid who's seen scary movie 3 a few too many times."
"No I thin it was the real deal, I can smell the stench of death upon us," he sniffed the air.
Larxene sniffed then covered her nose, "That's not death, just something really nasty smelling."
Marluxia started to gag, "What in the world is this stench!"
"I don't know but it stinks!" she coughed.
"I do not know but, it's making all of my flowers die!" Marluxia sobbed.
"We've got to get out of here."
"But what about my flowers."
"Who gives a damn!" Larxene shouted.
Outside with the pranksters…
"How'd it go?" Roxas asked.
"Smooth, after all I am the master prankster, got it memorized?"
"So what exactly did you do?" Demyx asked.
"I flushed pure potassium down the toilet; it creates a really bad smell. So I think we should get out of here before the two of them get out. After all, Larxene, being the sadist bitch she is, would kill us."
(Group prank: Riku)
"Riku!" Axel yelled out frantically as he ran towards the silver-haired boy.
"What do you want?"
"Come quick its Sora…" Axel panted.
"Sora! What happened!"
"Just fallow me." The two ran to a little cottage, which was locked and had no windows. The two could hear disturbing noises from inside…
"Heheh hehe the time has come Sora."
"No stay back."
The sound of a chainsaw could be heard…
"Who are you!"
"Hehehehehe."
"No stop!"
The sound of the keyblade holding back the chainsaw could be heard.
"Ahh, my arm, my arm!"
"Hehehehe."
"Sora I'll save you," Riku started ramming into the door, but it didn't even budge.
"Time to die." The chainsaw sound could be heard again.
"NOOOOOOOO!"
Just as the word 'no' was uttered, Riku managed to bust down the door. Riku's mouth dropped, it turned out to be Demyx holding a chainsaw and Roxas imitating Sora.
Riku's face was red with anger, "Don't tell me this whole thing was just a joke!"
"Yepp, well later." Demyx, Axel, and Roxas jumped into a portal.
(Inside the portal)
"Hey guys since were on our way to the next "victim", you think we should make a couple crank calls?" Demyx asked.
"I dunno, you up for it Axel?" Roxas asked.
"Sure why not," he said as he pulled out a phone, "This time I'm gonna call a fan…"
Hello?
"Yes operator I'd like the number of an Axel fan, preferably one who's funny, weird and crazy."
Just one moment sir I'll patch you through.
Hello, this is slyfan123.
"Hi there."
Oh man its Axel, hi!
"I'm calling to ask you a very important question."
Ok, what is it?
"If you had a hammer right now, what would you do with it?"
Let's see, umm I'd knock you out, then drag you home with me. -
Axel hung up, "Ok, well I did ask for crazy…"
"Sounds like you have a stalker, my turn to make a call."
"Who are you calling, Roxas?"
"Well the author has a friend who she'd like me to prank."
"That sounds like fun," Demyx chimed in.
"Shh it's ringing."
Hello?
"Hey."
Who is this?
"I don't
want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I
don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful
soul…"
OHMYGODITSJESSEMCCARTNEY!
Roxas hung up, "Looks like we've reached our destination."
(Group Prank: Zexion)
"Zexion's probably still on his 'date' so that buys us some time."
"I dunno Demyx, this seems kinda lame and kinda obvious," Axel stated.
"But it's a classic."
"It's all set up, just need you to add the last touches Demyx," Roxas called from the roof.
"All right awesome," Demyx said as he climbed the ladder.
After the finishing touches were added, Axel alerted the other two that Zexion had just arrived, so then the three hid in a bush. Zexion was fishing for the keys in his pocket…
"Can I pull it now?" Demyx whispered.
"No give it another second… ok now." Roxas whispered.
Demyx tanked a cord, so that just as Zexion found his keys, a bucket of ice cold water dumped on his head.
"Ok let's get out of here." The three entered another portal.
"Did you see the look on Zexion's face?" Demyx asked.
"Yeah, it was priceless." Roxas answered, "Who's next Axel?"
"Some Axel fangirl who calls herself Kyllex of Darkness."
(Group Prank: Kyllex of Darkness.)
Before exiting the portal, the three put their hoods on. Then they stepped out and into Kyllex's bedroom where the fangirl was currently writing a fanfic. She spun around in her chair to come face to face with the three cloaked bishies…
"Who are you people?"
"We've come to tell you that you've been accepted into Hogwarts School of witchcraft and Wizardry."
"Don't they send owls for that sort of thing?"
"Ummm, give us a minute." The three had a group huddle, a few minutes later…
"Well your case is special."
"It took you a group huddle to figure that out?"
"Ummm, we were just double checking."
"I need some sort of proof that you're actual magic folk."
Demyx lifted his arms into the air and made water dancers appear, "Is that proof enough?"
"You all need to do something before I'm a believer."
"Ok how about this, umm accio chakrams" The chakrams appeared.
"Since when do wizards use flaming chakrams? And what about him?" She said while pointing to Roxas, who had been quiet this whole time.
Roxas pulled a stick out of his robe, "This is my wand."
"Ok I'm convinced, take me to the castle."
"Sorry but the train doesn't leave for another week; during that time ya gotta go to diagon alley and then you can catch the train at platform 9 ¾."
"Until we meet again we bid you farewell…" They jumped in the portal once again.
Kyllex walked over to her computer and noticed that her screen saver was up (Which probably had Axel in it).
"Hey wait a minute, flaming chakrams?"
(Group Prank: Saix)
"Ok the last one's in place." Roxas said.
"Great, so who's gonna ring the doorbell?" Demyx asked.
"You are," Axel and Roxas said at the same time.
"Aww, alright." Demyx rang the bell and then they hid in the bushes.
Saix opened the door, and was knocked over by a hundred clown dolls. When he picked himself back up, the three could see that he had an icepack over one of his eyes.
"Tonight just isn't my night…" He muttered before slamming the door.
(Demyx's Prank: Xaldin)
"So this is the place where he took that girl, it's more ritzy than I thought it'd be." Axel commented.
"Oh Xaldin just paid the bill, better get ready Demyx."
"It's all set; all I had to do was wet the steps…"
Xaldin walked out of the restaurant and slipped on the wet stairs and landed head first into a nest of spiders.
"Ahh spiders get 'em off get 'em off!" Xaldin was flailing around just like a little girl.
(Group Prank: Xigbar)
"You think the rumors at true?" Roxas asked.
"What you mean about Xigbar being a heavy sleeper?" Demyx asked, "Trust me nothing can wake that nobody up once he's out."
"I just hope you're right," Axel commented.
The three crept into Xigbar's room, while he was sleeping, and tied him up.
"Ok I put the bugs in the closet." Roxas whispered.
"Ok Demyx, on three we lift him, ready one, two, three." The two lifted Xigbar, placed him in the closet, and blocked the door so he'd have a hard time getting out.
"Do you think the bugs'll wake him up?"
"Depends on what kind of bugs you put in there Roxas."
"I put in some black ants, june bugs, moths, crickets, snails, and a …"
Roxas was cut off by a scream that came from the closet.
"What was that last one?" Axel asked.
"Pincher bug."
(Group Prank: CloudsfangirlAerith and Jedimickey)
The two unsuspecting Kingdom Heart fans were sleeping soundly, when Axel, Demyx and Roxas entered the room.
"Ok Roxas, you're in charge of getting the ants; Demyx and I will handle the sticky stuff," Axel whispered.
"Ok I'll be right back." Roxas whispered.
Demyx poured honey on their feet while Axel gave them shaving cream wigs. Then the two sprinkled trail mix on the two sleeping. A few minutes later Roxas returned, only instead of ants…
"Roxas what is that?" Axel asked.
"Well since I already used ants on Xigbar, I figured I should have a bit more variety."
"So what is it?" Demyx asked.
"A Chocobo."
Needless to say when the two woke up a giant bird was eating the honey off of their feet…
(On the way back to Demyx's)
"Those pranks were great." Demyx said.
"Yeah but it seems like we're forgetting something… Oh I know, Roxas hasn't done a solo prank yet."
"Well who else can he prank?"
"I think I've got just the person in mind…" Roxas smiked.
(Roxas' Prank)
It was late at night, and the author of this story was in bed, asleep with her headphones on…
"This is too easy," Roxas quietly said to himself. He slowly took the headphones off of her head and dragged her from her room and into the bathroom. He filled a water balloon with lemonade, and placed it in a contraption that would release the balloon simply by tugging on the string. The other end of the string was tied to the sleeping girl's wrist…
The next morning when she woke up the balloon was dropped on her head, and since she was in a bathroom…
Swirly: Roxas how could you!
Roxas: It was too easy.
Swirly: (shrugs) oh well I still wuv you anyway (glomp).
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