A/N: Take note that I wrote this chappie, and the one before this, before the movie Alien Vs. Predator came out in theaters. So yeah. I thought this would be a movie they all could enjoy (I know I did). So read on pig smellies.

Disclaimer: One day Zim will be all mine. Until then I will plot world domination so that eventually he will be mine. So inevitably (omg! Big words!) I will own Zim and he will be mine! MUAHAHAHAHA! Oh, but for the moment Jhonen Vasquez and Nickelodeon and others own the show and Zimmy. Not me, them.

Chapter 4: Movies, movies, movies!

School was over and the students were out waiting for their busses. Dib was imploring Maz to be careful with Zim.

"Now remember, when he comes don't eat anything he gives you! It might be poisonous! And…"

"Would you shut up already! You make it sound like he's trying to kill me and all mankind!"

"HE IS! HIS MISSION IS TO DESTROY THE EARTH! WHAT PART OF THAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!"

"Whatever Dib!"

"Fine but I'll be watching him." Zim came.

"Well Maz lets get going! I brought jelly beans! Goodbye Dib."

"I'm afraid I'm not leaving Zim. She invited me too."

"What!"

" Would you two quit it. You act like you two are sworn enemies or something."

Both, "WE ARE SWORN ENEMIES!"

"Rrrrrrrriiiiiiiight. Whatever. Lets get going." they started walking. "So Dib told me you moved here about two years ago Zim. Where did you move from?"

"Another place."

"Yes but where?"

"Well where did you move from?"

Mocking Zim, "Another place."

"Hey!" he knew she did that purposely, "Really where are you from?"

"Everywhere really. I've moved so many times I don't really have a place to call home. You?"

"That's confidential information"

"whatever Zim!"

"He cant answer you Maz without admitting he's an alien."

"Dib just because someone has green skin doesn't mean they're an alien. If that was true then that would mean my dad, and brother, and aunt are aliens. And if they're aliens then I'm an alien too cause I'm related to them. Zim just has Green Skin Disease. "

"Wait! You mean there is such a thing as green skin disease! I thought I just made that up!" Zim realizing what he just said, "cough I mean of coarse I have green skin disease! Told you Dib. Want a jelly bean Jelly girl?"

"No she doesn't want one of your poisonous Jelly Beans Zim, if that's even what they are!"

Just to piss off dib "Yes Zim I'll have some jelly beans." she took a handful of jelly beans and ate them. Zim stuck his tongue out at dib like saying: Ha I win! They soon arrived at Maz's house. It was bigger than all the other houses in the neighborhood. The door was a deep emerald green and stood out against the white colored house. Maz unlocked the door and they stepped inside.

"Follow me into the movie room. That's where the biggest TV in the house is." they followed Maz into the movie room. She had one of those new super skinny wide screen TVs that just came out. It was about the biggest TV in the history of TVs. On the other side of the room was a popcorn machine, a snack stand, and one of those soda machines like the ones they have at the movies. In fact the room looked like a miniature movie theater.

"Wow! How did you afford this stuff?"

As if what she was saying was perfectly normal "Oh my dad's rich. It gets kinda lonely without him home and all but it's not all that bad."

"Yeah I know how it is, especially with my dad being the greatest and busiest scientist in the world…" Maz started having a coughing fit. "Are you ok?"

"cough yes, yes I'm fine. I just realized who your dad was! You must be loaded too! How can you be loaded and not be one of the popular kids? The rules of popularity don't agree with you Dib. They just don't."

" Well look who's talking. Over half of the guys in school have a crush on you, you're loaded, but instead of hanging in the popular crowd you decide to hang with the two most unpopular kids in school! You don't exactly follow the rules of popularity either."

"Just cause I'm loaded doesn't mean I have to be a snob. Plus before this you had no friends. Do you not like it when someone befriends you?"

" No it's not that. It's just that….well….people who are loaded like you don't hang with guys like me."

" WAIT! What are you guys talking about? I don't see you carrying any loads! You're confusing me!"

"You're kidding me right Zim !"

"No he's not kidding. Man Zim! I'm starting to question the intelligence of your so called mighty irken race. Well lets watch the movie." Maz placed in the DVD and shut off the lights. At first Dib concentrated on what Zim was doing but he was so interested in the movie he soon forgot about Zim.

About half way though the movie…

Zim is at the edge if his seat going "Kill him! Kill him!" Watching humans being killed was the best part of this movie. Maz was at the edge of her seat too. She was wide eyed and grinning waiting for the alien to jump out and kill the guy. (yay violence! ) Dib was too at the edge of his seat biting his nails and going "No you fool! Go the other way! It's gonna get you if you go that way!" then the alien jumped out scaring Zim half to death and causing Dib to scream like a little girl. It was like this throughout the whole movie.

When the movie finished….

"Wasn't that great! You guys should've seen your faces! Zim did you hear Dib?"

"Hahaha! Yeah! He sounded like a little girl!"

"Humph! Well I don't see why that guy had to die in the end but that girl didn't."

"Cause she's cooler than the other guy. That's why."

"Well I think she should've died like the rest of those humans!" Zim was disappointed with the ending.

" Well Zim, do you like movies now?"

"Yes. They're just like the videos Gir rents but interesting."

"Zim, videos are mo…"

"Don't even try to explain it Maz. You'll just confuse him. He's been here for at least 2 years and he still doesn't know squat about human life."

" Are you making fun of me?" it sounded more like a threat than a question.

"Noooo…Why would I ever do that?" he said sarcastically

"Why I…"

" Stop it you two! God! You act like babies! If you guys are gonna hang out with me you have to promise not to beat each other up while I'm around. I don't care what you two do otherwise, but when I'm around you will not be acting this way!"

Both "Fine!"

"Great! Now I have two new friends to hang out with! Yay! I'm so happy!" she gabbed them both and gave them a hug. She was squeezing so tightly that neither of them could breathe.

I know, I know. It's a dorky ending for a chappie, but whatever. So what do ya think? Review or face…dun dun dun…my herd of snapping turtle minions!