A/N: Um, don't ask me what possessed me to write this chappie it just sorta happened. It's funny though, so just bear with me and read it. Sorry on not posting it earlier in the weekend. I was shopping for my homecomming dress and stuff for spirit week (Tuesday is cartoon day and I'm gonna try to dress up as gir! I'm making the costume all by myself!).

Ok, first everyone praise Elen for she reviewed! Praise her pig smellies!

Also praise fear valley for reviewing again!

It has come to my attention that the last chappie might've been confusing to some people, so I apologize. I hope everyone can tell who's saying what in this chappie. Oh and just to warn you the way Zim talks is soooo OOC, but it has to be done in this chappie.

Disclaimer: "Yo! Me no own, you no sue! But I plan to own pretty soon! Fo shiznit!" Don't worry I don't really talk like that. Hope you like this chappie.

CHAPTER 5: This is gangsta dog!

In the school yard…

"You know what Maz?" Dib started conversation.

"No what?" Replied Maz

"Well I was thinking a lot yesterday and I have some questions."

"Well shoot!"

"O.K. First if you're so rich then how come you didn't come to school in a limo or something?"

"SSSSHHHH!" putting her finger over her mouth, "I don't want everybody to know I'm rich. Then everyone would know who I am. No one must know who I really am."

"So….who are you really?" Dib was suspicious.

"Forget it. Next question!"

"O.K. The day you came here Zim entered class screaming his head off about you and jelly. What in the world was that about!"

Maz started laughing to herself, "hehe, It was hilarious! You see, what happened was that I br….."she was interrupted by Zim.

"Hi Jelly girl!" he said excitingly ignoring Dib's presence completely..

"Hey Zim! What up?"

"Huh?"

"What up?" she repeated.

"eh?"

"She said what's up Zim"

"Um…"Zim looked up but all he saw was two clouds in the sky and a burning blimp crashing down. Nothing out of the ordinary. "…..well all I see is the sky."

Maz slapped her hand on her forehead. "No Zim I didn't….oh forget it! How long did you say you've been in America?"

"Um…about a year or two."

"Well you need to learn the dialect better because I swear it's like you've only been speaking English for a day! Man you stand out like a soar thumb!"

"What? I'm not a thumb!" he got really offensive.

"See what I mean! That's it I'm gonna teach you how to talk."

Zim pondered this for a wile. Maybe this is why he hasn't taken over the Earth! He wasn't talking correctly! How could he be so stupid! He had to learn how to speak like the rest of these humans if he was gonna succeed in his mission. This girl may be more helpful then he thought. "O.k. I will allow you to teach me!"

Lunchtime soon came and Maz had Zim sit at the table with her, Dib, and Gaz. Maz was doing exceptionally well teaching Zim the improper grammar that we Americans use (yay improper grammar ) !

"…..so if I say I'm having a party what do you say?"

"Um….." Zim thought

"Come on you know this..."

"Um, what's a party?" Maz ,frustrated, had her head in her hands.

"Dib help me!" she pleaded

"You're the one who's trying to teach an alien not me. I knew it would be a hopeless effort."

"UGH! Zim tonight I want you to watch a lot of TV. And watch what the young people say ok. 'cause I've had it for today."

"O.K. OH SUCH TV WATCHING WILL I DO! MUAHAHAHA!…cough I'M NORMAL!"

That night Zim sat on the couch and turned on the tv. There were so many channels he didn't know were to start. Gir and mini moose came through the door. Gir looking like he was 50cent or something and mini moose with bling bling hanging from his little stubs. "BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE BEYONCE!" Gir screamed. and Beyonce called back "SEE YA BOO!"

"GIR BE QUIET! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE! AND WHAT IS A "BOO"? I swear you're sounding more and more like those stinkin humans every da.." Zim then had an idea, "GIR!"

"YES MY MASTER!"

" Gir, you know how you've been talking lately?"

" sure ding dog! I'm a gangster yoooooo!"

"Um, yeah…..well I want you to teach me the language of the gangsters and the boos. Do it and we'll go out and buy tacos!"

"YAY TACOS!"

The whole night gir was teaching zim how to speak gettolize! (yeah I know. Gir's teaching. U never thought it possible did u?) He even let zim borrow his bling bling. The next day maz and dib couldn't belive their eyes or ears.

"What up my homies?"

"What?" Dib exclaimed.

"Zim what in the world just came out of your mouth!" A surprised Maz questioned.

"Fo shizzle my dizzle! My main dog Gir ran me a few laps round the shizzle dizzle of da Bronx yo! Now I can say HEY to my homies, if you get my slang. So quit the crap yo! And say whoop there it is to da peeps in da crib ma so I can see you drop it like it's hot!" Maz and dib we're speechless. Zim finished with a, "Peace out homies!"

"WHAT THE! ZIM WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT?"

This was not what maz expected.

"Forget that! What in the world did he just say. I didn't understand anything!" Dib was completely dumbfounded.

"Wha? You gotta problem with my lingo G?"

"Yes!" Maz proclaimed, "And your outfit! Zim please! For the love of humanity pull up your pants! I don't want to see what your underwhere looks like!"

"God zim! Could you get your pants any lower than your knees?"

"Say what!"

"Zim stop talking like that!"

"It's a'ight boo. But I just do's what you says. You need to get it togetha and tell me if I should be pimpin or not. And might I say you're looking bootylicious today , yo!"

"What did you just say to me! I know you didn't just call me bootylicious!"

"Zim talk nor…well…talk like you usually do."

"ok, but does this mean I failed my task to talk normal?"

"Yes zim you failed horribly!" Dib said as he watched Zim's sad expression.

"Oh it's ok Zim." Maz hugged him seeing that he was crushed, " I like you better the way you are. Who cares if you're a bumbling idiot you doesn't understand what 'what up' means."

"Don't touch me!" zim snapped at Maz as he shoved her off him. "Oh and by the way I do know what 'what up' means now."

"Well then I guess you didn't fail completely then."

"YES! VICTORY FOR ZIM!" Zim raised his fists into the air and did a little victory dance.

Um, yeah. Well this chapter was all for laughs. It has nothing to do with anything. Review please! IDK but I'm sorry if dib seemed a little OOC too in this chappy.