A/N: I actually drew a scene from this chappie. It came out good. I want to open an account on so that I can put up all my drawings. I also need to get paintshop pro so I can draw cool pics on my inferior Earth computer. Yeah, so I'm gonna be trying so much stuff and all. Hope you like this chappie.
OH! And just to let everyone know, last Tuesday (10/17/05) Was cartoon/comic thingy day and I came to school dressed as Gir in his little green doggy costume. I got a few pictures but I can't put them on because my inferior earth computer wont accept my digital cam's program or something. When I do get it to work you can all see it and stuff. Yeah…
All praise appels and oranges
All praise Circus freak92-I AM GIR (thank you soooo much for making me a fave! I feel so honored!)
All praise Elen for reviewing again
All praise Invader VIZ for reviewing again as well
You people rock! Thank you! A moment of silence for them all…Ok, moment over!
Disclaimer: to the tune of 'if I only had a brain' (I actually memorized this and can sing it off the top of me head)
"With my amazing powers
I'd rule in a matter of hours
And oh how great it'd be!
doo doo de doo de doo
And the show would be back on
With new episodes that we've done
If I only owned IZ!
There would be more of Dibbers 3
And that scary teacher miss bitters
And Gir who's filled with glee!
doo doo de doo de doo
And of course there will be Zimmy 3
And Gaz who's going to kill me! oO
If I only owned IZ!"
Chapter 6: May I ask you WHY there's a TOILET in your KITCHEN!
The week was going by fine. Nothing out of the ordinary happened in school. Just the same ol same ol. 20 kids went home sick after eating the cafeteria food, the halls flooded and were filled with hobos riding tree trunks, and gym students were bombarded with dodge balls that were thrown by headless clown who named bobo. Yep the week went by fast, and Zim stopped talking gangsta. Soon enough Saturday morning came and Maz decided to drop by Zim's house since he lived the closest. It was about 10:00 and she figured that he'd be up by now. (a/n : I think I'm the only person who wakes up at 6:00 in the morning on Saturday…when do you wake up?)
Maz knocked on the door and Gir answered. "HIIIIIIIIII MAZZY!"
"Um, it's Maz. Anyway um….talking doggy….yeah, is Zim..."
"GIR!"
"What?"
"I'm Gir!"
"Oh, well Gir is Zim home?"
"Yes!"
"Well can I see him?"
"uhhhhhhh……….nope!"
"Why?"
"Cuz he talkin with the tallest! Come the scary monkey show is on!" he took Maz's hand and brought her to the couch.
"Wait who are the tallest?"
"You know….."
"No I don't know Gir."
"yes you do…"
"No, no I don't."
"gasp! Well then you need to meet them! Zim's downstairs with them now."
Maz looked around the room but there were no steps leading to the basement. She checked the kitchen and found the same results. "Gir where are the stairs?"
"What stairs?"
"The stairs leading downstairs!"
"There are no stairs."
"What? Then how do I get down?"
"Three ways." he led her to the kitchen and pointed to the toilet.
"May I ask you WHY there's a TOILET in your KITCHEN!" (I love that! J IDK why.)
"To get downstairs!"
"WHAT!"
"You go in the toilet, then pull this,.." he pulled the flusher to show her how it works. "..then you go downstairs!"
"You want me to flush myself in the toilet!"
"Or you can go down this way!" He pointed to the trash can.
"YOU WANT ME TO GO INTO THE GARBAGE CAN!"
"Or here!" he pointed under the table. Maz looked under but saw nothing.
"Um GIR?"
"Yes?"
"There's nothing there."
"Oh yeeeeeeaaaaaah!……Wait!" he pushed a button on the wall that suddenly appeared out of nowhere. The table lifted up and the floor beneath opened up. Maz looked down but saw nothing but blackness.
"You expect me to jump down there!" But Gir only answered by pushing her in. "What the!AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" She opened her eyes and realized that she was going down an elevator shaft. "What the?…..wow Zim's house is really strange."
Soon she came to a halt and stepped out of the elevator. She looked at her surroundings. The room was dark and gloomy. There were pipes along the ceiling and the color of the walls seemed to be a shady pinkish purplish color. "cool" she said to herself. She walked along the hallway until she herd voices.
" But my tallest you don't understand!" it sounded like Zim.
She walked to the end of the hallway and couldn't belive her eyes when she turned the corner. There on the screen were two apparently tall green figures with pupil less eyes. One had red eyes and the other purple, they both had antenna. "Aliens!" she whispered to herself. Then the red eyed one started talking.
"Oh I understand completely Zim but I don't care. As long as I'm tallest…" The one with purple interrupted him.
"You mean as long as WE'RE tallest!"
"Yeah sure! Well as long as we rule….hey who's that?" The red eyed one had spotted her. Then a green figure in the room turned around in shock. He had big pupil less red eyes and antenna. Maz then realized that was Zim.
"AH! Jelly Girl, what are you doing here! Uh, good bye my tallest!" he pressed a couple of buttons and the screen turned off. Gir skipped into the room
"GIR! Why did you let her in? HUH!"
"Cuz she's BU-TE-FUL!"
"OH MY GOD! DIB WAS RIGHT YOU ARE AN ALIEN!"
Haha! A cliffy! I feel so evil for putting one in! MUAHAHAHAHA! Um, anyway sorry for the short chappie. It might take longer to write new chappies now I gotta think of some good stuff to get the story going. Sorry for not updating earlier in the weekend. Last night was homecoming and Friday was homecoming game (I paid attention to everything but the football game XD. The and rocked my socks though and my friend Albert who's the only guy cheerleader and he's so much better then all those preppy cheerleaders put together rocked too! The bad thing is that this weekend my best friends betrayed me and my heart was broken L. Oh well, he's nothing compared to Zim! Ha, take that! Oh, remember Review or die!