Disclaimer: I don't own the characters from Invader Zim, but I do own pleanty of Zim merchandise! Oh, and I don't own that song 'My Humps' by the Black Eyed Peas. Meow!

A/N: I'm back! Woot! I'm so sorry for the 2-3 month delay! But now I will delight you with fan fiction as usual! Sorry if this chapter seems a bit rushed. I wrote it about 5 times and I'm still not satisfied! Hope you like it. I just figured Maz had to find out sooner or later.

Oh! And let it be known that I got a boyfriend yesterday at the barn show! (no it is not a show about barns…) It's when all the local bands, such as my friend Tia's older bro's band By The Means of Fire, play in this big empty barn thing. And when the music gets too loud you can go outside and talk to the goats! Yeah! Now, I give you the gift of FanFiction! Enjoy!

Chapter 7: A New Ally?

There was a long awkward silence between the two, neither one of them knew what to do. Finally Zim broke the silence.

"Computer restrain her!"

"EEEP!" was the only thing Maz could shriek as giant robot arms came after her. She ran for her life you could say (even though she did more jumping and tripping then running). She went up the elevator shaft to find that Zim was already there.

"Jelly girl, if you believe that you're getting away you're quite mistaken." He plainly said putting the evilest look he could on his face. Unexpectedly Maz was completely unaffected by this. In fact she took a good look at him and shouted…

"OH MY GOD THIS IS SOOOOOOOO COOL!" She looked like she was going to explode with excitement.

"Uh….uh…."he was completely thrown off guard and couldn't think of what to say. Maz hesitantly walked up to him "Hey what are you doing!"

"Nothing…" she said as she stepped closer.

"AHHH! She's after my squeedly spooch!"

"Your what?…"

"Eh?"

"I never dreamed I'd be this close to an alien before! Can I touch your antenna?"

"What NO!" he screamed covering his head.

She took another good look at him, "Wow, Your eyes they…they…"

"Yes! I have amazing eyes! Now…"

"No it's not that its…well never mind."

"TELL ZIM!" he snapped.

"No!….so who were those guys on the screen?"

"….."

"Not answering huh? I can change that!" (pulls out a feather)

JJJJJ

"Ugh! Dad I don't want to clean the garage! I NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT Zim's doing!" Dib was arguing with his dad over the monitor.

"Now, now son. You wont be leaving the house until it's entirely clean and that includes the garage."

"What about your lab?"

"You are never to go in there again!"

"Well you can't make me stay and clean because I'm here and you're there. I'm gonna leave now, bye dad."

"I don't think so." Prof. Membrane hit a button on the remote he was holding. Suddenly fifty foot metal walls surrounded the membrane house, all the windows in the house were blocked off by electric barbed wired fences, and at the front of the door ,where the floor matt once resided, the floor had opened and revealed a fiery pit of fire! "Now you get to cleaning son." and with that the screen turned off. Dib picked up the broom and headed for the garage.

JJJJJ

Back at Zim's base…Zim had just got the information tickled out of him…

"Ah, so I see."

"Yep. That's about it, Jelly Girl."

"So are we still gonna be friends despite the whole conquer the humans thing?" she eagerly said.

"What? You still….but….I'm impeding doom upon your race! Do you not care?"

"Oh I care but that doesn't mean we still can't be friends. It's not like I'm gonna help you kill people or anything. Plus, having a human friend would make you appear more human and then those bumbling idiots at school wont ever realize you're an alien. Plus I can teach you all you need to know about earth."

"You want something from me don't you?" Zim said suspiciously.

"hehe…of coarse not…"

"So you're willing to be my ally?"

"Somewhat yes."

"And you won't reveal to the humans that I'm an alien?"

"Never dream of it! Just the thought of you on an autopsy table makes me sad! But in return I want you to answer any questions I have." Zim thought for a bit.

"hmmm? Well you do seem to be trustworthy and answering questions wont cause any harm……can I do horrible test on you?"

"Ye…No!"

"Oh well, I agree to your offer! But you must never tell the Dib-stink anything I teach you or I'll throw you into a EVIL tank full of EVIL SPLODEY RACOONS! Understand?"

"Yes I understand."

"Great now…WHA!AHHH!" Maz was hugging him.

"WOW! THIS IS SO COOL!" She squealed as she hugged him tighter.

Zim pushed her away. "Could you not do that?"

"Sorry."

"Uh…..master. Subject Dib has entered the house…" the computer "warned" nonchalantly. Dib entered the room with a laser gun.

"Ah ha Zim I got you right where I w….MAZ WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

"Hi dib!" sees laser gun "Why do you have a laser gun?" oO

"Forget that what are you doing here? And with Zim out of his disguise?" Zim just realizing this quickly puts on his disguise.

"Maz has agreed not to reveal my identity to the humans. I have an ally now Dib!"

"What? Maz don't you know that he's trying to…"

"Yes, yes, I know. The whole conquer the humans thing..."

"I can't believe you'd betray your own race like that!"

"I am not! I have my own reasons as to why I need to be his ally."

"Well I don't approve!"

"Who are you, my dad? I don't think so! Now how bout we go out to eat."

"How can you think about food at a time like this?"

"Shut-up Dib. Zim, can you eat earth food?"

"Um, so far only waffles. No meat! And No Liquid!"

"No meat!" She exclaimed as if it was the end of the world.

"Yes. Especially Baloney!"

"That's ok. I'm allergic to Baloney too."

"Really……hmmmm." he pulled out a notepad from his pack and scribbled something down. "Well let's get going."

The three left leaving Gir inside watching MTV (which Feathoron says is the pit of all evil) dancing to 'My Humps' by the Black Eyed Peas.

"Uh Huh! Woo Yeah! My Humps, My Humps, My Humps! You Love My Lady Lumps! My Humps…"

Woot! What do you think? Again, sorry for the 2-3 month delay! It's all those STUPID Earth computer drones at Circuit City's fault! Attack them I say! How dare they force you to wait this long for the fan fiction you so enjoy! Chapter 8 comes next weekend! Oh yeah, Review! Review or I will sick the Evil Earth computer drones from Circuit City on you!