Disclaimer: Me no own Zim. If I did you'd bet the show wouldn't be cancelled and there would be a video game with good graphics (not the crap graphics most Nick games have).
Chapter 8:The Great Fast Food Search!
At MacMeaties…
"Ok Zim! I just ordered everything on the menu! There has to be something here you can eat!" Maz piled all the food on the table. The pile was so big that neither Zim or Maz could see Dib on the other side ready to take notes on any other foods that hurt Zim and use it to his advantage.
"This…this all looks sickening!" Zim shouted as he held what looked like a cow leg covered in Barbecue sauce at arms length, "And the SMELL!AH! I'm Not going to eat this!" He chucked it at Dib's gigantic head knocking him out.
"Aw, come on! Don't you want to know what you can and can not eat? Just try some…" Maz was waving a Burger dripping in ketchup and oil in front of Zim's face. "Just open up and…"
"NEVER!" Zim proclaimed as he grabbed the burger and threw it in her face causing a good amount of ketchup to land in her hair. Maz's eyes turned big, green, and pupil less and she balled up her fists. Zim scooted farther into the booth.
"YOU IDIOT! YOU GOT KETCHUP IN MY HAIR!" She picked up another burger and shoved it into Zim's mouth causing him to smoke. Of coarse Zim was too stupid to spit it out so he ran around the MacMeaties screaming like a wild banshee! While he did this Maz went to the bathroom to get the ketchup out of her hair. When she came out she was back to normal and Zim had swallowed the burger. Maz dragged him to the next fast food restaurant completely forgetting that Dib was still knocked out at the table.
At Bloaty's Pizza Hog…
"Hi! Welcome to Bloaty's, can I take your order?" the waitress asked.
"Yeah…looks at nametag…Courtney, we'll have a pineapple pizza, and an everything pizza, and the Super Bloaty Mozzarella Sticks."
"Anything to drink?"
"A large Shirley Temple?"
"Yeah, we can do that." and she walked away…
"What's a Shirley Temple? Is it a monument dedicated to Shirley?"
"Who? What? No, it's Sprite with cherry stuff in it. And you get to eat the cherry when you're done!" She smiled.
Courtney came with the pizzas and the mozzarella sticks. While Maz dug in Zim sat there poking the pizza with a fork. He looked at her. "You really like that don't you?"
"Yeah Pineapple pizza is my favorite! Go ahead try some. Don't worry there's no meat."
Zim hesitantly lifted the pizza to his mouth and took a bite. "AHHHHHHHH!" He cried fanning off his tongue.
"Careful silly, its hot."
"Now you tell me…" he mumbled under his breathas he took another bite.
"How do you like it?"
"Its deli…I mean it's ok."
Five minutes later Zim and Maz had eaten all the Pizza.
"What do you mean it's all gone! You filthy pig-stink you ate it all!"
"What! You ate the most!"
"Why I aught a…" He stood on the table.
"Hehe! Oh, Zim sit down! You're so funny. We can just order more. There's no need to have a cow over it."
"What? I'm not giving birth to a cow!"
"Wait! Zim's giving birth to a cow! When did I miss this?" Exclaimed Dib as he ran in with a camera.
"Ew, Dib! No! Just No! Where have you been this whole time anyway?"
"Zim knocked me out with a cow leg! And you left me in MacMeaties! I woke up in a dumpster and they stole my wallet and…"
"Yes yes, very magical! Now where's the pineapple pizza!" Zim yelled. At that moment the robotic mascots of Bloaty's Pizza Hog came to entertain the three. They sang a horrible doomful song of evil.
"THE MADNESS!" Zim screamed at the top of his lungs, "We must sacrifice the Dib!" he flung Dib across the room and the robot mascots swarmed around him.
"Dib!" Maz called out, "Zim how could you? We have to go save Dib!"
"Run away!" Zim shouted. He grabbed another pineapple pizza placed it in his pack and then ran out the door carrying Maz over his head.
Well? How was it? Does anybody realize anything 'strange' about Maz's eyes? I want to make sure people notice them. You'll see why in later chapters. Now review!...please.