A/N: hey sorry I updated so late. I've been super busy this weekend and was experiencing writer's block but that's over with. So instead of finishing my homework I am updating my story. So feel special!

Oh, and "this" means talking 'this' is thinking.

Disclaimer: Invader Zim will be mine forever and always! MUAHAHAHAHA! copy right lawyers burst through the window Aw come on! I just had that window fixed!

Chapter 9:Choking is Fun

At Zim's House…

"Zim if you keep eating all that pizza you're gonna get fat!" Maz warned as Zim gobbled down an entire pizza. The doorbell rang and a moment later Gir came in with 5 more boxes of pineapple pizza.

"YAY! Presents!" Gir exclaimed as he placed the boxes on the table. Zim resumed eating pizza.

"Zim, you're eating too fast. You're gonna choke. Are you even listening to me?" Zim had just finished a whole pizza in record timing. 'Fine, I might as well have some...' she reached for a slice. Zim grabbed her wrist and flung her out of her chair.

"growl My pizza!"

"Oh my god Zim!" she exclaimed as she rubbed her sore wrist. "It's just pizza!"

"Zimmuhumafumamumma!" He said while trying to swallow two pizzas at a time.

"What did you just call me!" She exclaimed completely understanding the mumbled words he mumbled. Before Zim could answer back he started to choke on the slices he was consuming. "gasp! Don't worry Zim, I'll save you!" she gave him the Heimlich maneuver. Dib entered the house and pizza flew from Zim's mouth in to his face.

"UUUUGGGHHH!" Dib hollered in disgust.

"Gross!" Maz added.

"Zim can breath again!" Zim cheered in triumph.

"Man Zim, this is low... peals a slice off of his head... even for you."

"Foolish Dib worm! You should feel honored to have Zim spit on you!"

"Well, I wouldn't call it spitting…" Maz concluded.

"Now get out of my base!" lasers were fired at Dib who ran out of the house.

"Jeaze Zim, were lasers really necessa…HEY!" a mechanicalarmhad lifted her up, "Put me down!"

"You tried to kill Zim! You wanted him to choke!"

"What? No I didn't! I told you not to…"

"Be quiet! Now you must work for Zim's forgiveness!" The robotic arm swung her back and froth a little.

"But I…uh! Whatever! What must I do?" she said in a monotone voice.

"You must give Zim more earth monies to buy pizza!"

"Fine" she dropped to the ground. "Here's a fifty, happy now?" He hugged the 50 dollar bill she handed him like a child would hug that toy hat they always wanted. "I'm taking that as a yes. See ya Zim."

The next day Maz's phone rang.

"Zim?… No I'm not doing anything…Really?…Great! I'll be right there!" Maz ran down the street to Zim's oddly shapen house. She walked inside to find mountains of pizza boxes all over the living room. 'holy crap'. She turned into the kitchen and saw Zim lying on the ground. "Zim are you ok?"

"Ugh…" was his response.

"How many boxes did you eat?"

"I used all the monies, can I have some more?" He asked as he got up.

"No! You need to eat more than pizza!"

"But I don't know what else to eat? More of my Irken snacks don't come in for another earth month!" it was almost pathetic the way he sounded. It was unlike Zim at all.

"Then go to the grocery store!"

"That's it! Why am I so amazing? I'll send you to go to the grocery store!"

"What? No! What do I look like, you mother?"

"I don't have a mother." he stated matter of factly.

"Oh you poor thing! I…"she said sympatheticly

"I'm not worried about mothers! Now go!"

"And what do I get out of this?"

"You get to keep both your legs!" he threatened.

"hmm…wait! If I get you food can you teach me Irken?"

"No! I would never…"

"But what about our deal? Remember we're allies!"

"Zim said he'll answer questions!"

"Fine, then no food for you!" She started to walk out.

"Ok! Ok! I'll teach you! Gir!"

"Yeeeesss….?"

"Go with her!"

"Yay!" Gir exclaimed as he jumped on her head and they walked out.

Well there you go! Oh and I've noticed I haven't praised people in a while so here I go…

All praise circus freak92: I dance with my friends to My Humps all the time dances with gir

All praise 13 donuts: don't worry I wont stop till it's finished. Then there will be more fics smiles

All praise Atiken: Wow! OMG! Thank you! I startedjumping for joy when I read your review!jumps for joy

All praise Betryal: Ain't pineapple pizza great! eats some Not as good as the pizza in NY but still quite delicious. OMG! When I read your review for ch8 I nearly exploded with happiness. I actually started to cry which was really pathetic. Thank you!

All praise Ryoko-one-and-only: I can't wait till you post some fics. I'll enjoy eating…I mean reading them. Lol. I actually typed that by accident.

All praise BlackRose777: thanks! You poor thing! You have to deal with a five year old sister. I feel for you.

All praise One-Black-Balloon and Elen: They both are still loyal reviewers even though evil mutant monkey pirates have kept them from reading the last two chappies.

Now, review or the dust bunnies will eat your head!