A/N: Ok, in VA, when I used to live there, the was the Grocery store called Food Lion so that's where I got Food Moose from. Also, I meant no disrespect to Arabs in this chapter. The butcher is supposed to be mean and racist. hope I don't offend anyone. Oh, and the whole easy fries thing was inspired by my friend Tia. That's all she has in her freezer.Now read on!

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Me: I can say what I want you pigheaded cotton nosed window breaking beaver foot!

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Me: What are you doing with that…wait…STOP! NOOOO!

Chapter 10: Moo Cow Butter

At The Food Moose Grocery Store…

"ok, Dairy isle…Can Zim eat anything in here?" Maz walked towards the yogurt debating on if she should get it.

"MOO COW! MOO COW!" Gir exclaimed tugging on her dress.

"What?" She looked Down and saw Gir with a gallon of milk., "Gir Zim can't drink liquid. You know that!"

"But how are we supposed to make brownies?"

"Good point Gir! We'll make him brownies and then maybe he'll let me hug him and…" Gir was staring at her with a black look, "…eh, never mind. Now let's get some fruit!"

About an hour later Maz had at least one of everything that Zim could possibly eat and Gir bought himself about 20 boxes of easy fries

"I don't see why you need so many easy fries Gir…Gir? Gir where are you?" She started to run through the isles.

"Have you seen a green doggy anywhere around here?" Maz asked the butcher guy in the meat section.

"We don't sell dog here! If you want to eat dog then go to some Arabic store!"

"What? Ok, first of all that was racist! And second of all, I don't want to eat the dog I'm looking for…"

"That's what they all say!" He yelled accusingly.

"GRRRR! As soon as I find Gir I will make sure you loose your job! You racist meat chopper!" And she stormed away. And walked towards an old woman.

"Um, excuse me ma'am but have…"

"AH! Open your eyes child! The lobster is on sale!" She ran to the lobster tank "Every Man for himself!" and she jumped in whacking the lobsters with her cane. Maz then realized that Gir was in the lobster tank too. The old woman was attacking him apparently because he was playing with the lobster she wanted.

"Gir! Get out of there!" Maz yelled.

"Sweetie are you feeling ok?" A Lady with her five year old son asked.

"What?"

"You're yelling at the lobster tank…"

"Don't you see the old lady and the dog!" She asked waving her arms about

"Sweetie those are just big lobsters." The lady smiled as her son ran off. "Jimmy! Get back here!" and she cased him.

"Ok……"

"Lets go home!" Gir exclaimed. He was out of the lobster tank but a lobster had clung to his head. "Aww…it likes me."

"sigh let's go Gir."

At Zim's base…

"FOOOOOD!" Zim exclaimed And shoved Maz into the house.

"Zim control yourself! We've only been gone for about an hour." Zim searched in one of the bags and pulled out butter. He took a bite and to his dismay it was the most disgusting thing he ever ate.

"BLEH! YUCK! HOW DARE YOU GIVE ZIM THIS…this…uh…"

"Butter."

"THIS BUTTER!…wait…BUTTER! This is made for butts! Ewww!"

"No Zim, it's made from cow's milk…"

"COW BUTT! EVEN WORSE!"

"It has nothing to do with butts! And you're not supposed to eat it plain! Its for the Muffins!"

"Yay muffins!" Gir squealed with joy.

"Fine! You can make your…"Muffins"…I'll be in my lab! According to this here book holds up hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy Dolphins are more intelligent than normal humans. So I plan on doing horrible tests to this little dolphin! holds up an orphan"

"I'm not a dolphin!" the kid cried. "Help Me!"

"Well have fun with that…" Maz stated not really listening to Zim as he marched away.

"It's time to PAR-TEY!" Gir exclaimed as a giant radio appeared from the ceiling.

Me- Woot! Another chappie! Sorry I posted so late in the week. I've been really busy. I got to hang out with Bradley, who I love, and mid-term exams are this week! But I wont leave you guys hanging. Next weekend another chapter, but until then Chocolate Dibs for everyone!

Dib- I know I'm delicious, but I don't want to be eaten…

Me- No it's just chocolate shaped like you. See? shows him a chocolate Dib It even has a big head!

Dib- My head's not big!

Me- Anyway, time for the praising…

All praise

Feathoron! : Finally she's starting to catch up! You better read more BECAUSE I'M IN YOUR FRENCH CLASS AND I'LL ANNOY YOU UNTIL YOU DO! Hehe…thanks for reviewing.

Elen: Yay! I got her laughing!

Ryoko-One-and-only: bbq chiken pizza with pinapples…I have to try that.

BetryalSorry I worried you. I didn't mean to.

Atiken: fine I'll take the dust bunnies away. But only because you're reviewing.

The Sole Survivor: Yay Pineapples!

If I missed anyone I didn't mean to…now review or the copy right lawyers will attack you with a shoe and a wet cat too! MUAHAHAHAHA!