A/N: Just a short little chapter. Zim is supposed to be speaking Irken. I downloaded the font from but it doesn't seem to be showing up here...CURSE IT!I'm not responsible for any orphan abuse so don't send child protecting services after me…

Disclaimer: I don't own Zim ok! Stop torturing me!

Chapter11:Brownies

Down in Zim's lab…

"Stupid Dolphin!" Zim screemed as he shook his fists. "You aren't smart at all! The stupid human who wrote this lied! The LIES!" He threw the book at the poor little orphan who was knocked out by it. "Computer Dispose of it!" Robotic arms grabbed the boy and threw him down a deep dark shaft. You could hear electric noises and banging as light eminated from the shaft. What happened to the orphan? Well, the world may never know…

"You look upset." Said Maz who just walked in with a tray of muffins. "Want one?"

Zim looked at it for about five seconds and then shoved one in his mouth. He then grabbed the entire tray from Maz's hands. They were all gone before you could say Llama Llama Duck. "mmm! Zim likes! They're better then the soap filled ones Gir makes!"

"You're not supposed to put soap in food…"

"Got any more Jelly Girl?"

"I got brownies cooking."

"Good job soldier!" He said as he patted her head.

"Don't touch the hair!" She snapped, her eyes pupil less and green. They quickly turned back to normal "So when's my first lesson?"

"Eh?"

"You're going to teach me Irken. Remember?" Zim sighed. The tallest would have him deactivated if they found out what he was about to do.

"Fine!" he pouted, "Zim  ! Happy now?"

"What did you just say?" Maz said confused."All I got was Zim."

"I said, Zim is amazing!" Maz stared at him. "Ok, how about we start with the alphabet?"

"Ok! hugs him Thank you thank you thank you thank you!" She cheered.

"Let go of Zim!" he ordered. "There shall be no hugging my amazing Zimness!"

"Sorry…"

An hour later…

"Now how do you spell Maz?" Zim questioned. As he handed her a paper to write on.

"   ! Woot!" She cheered as she celebrated her victory.

"Great!" Zim praised. "You're learning pretty fast." he said in somewhat shock. It usually took humans weeks to learn something like this.

"Now can you say Zim is amazing?" he questioned

"no." she simply stated. Gir came running in with oven mits on.

"The Brownies are ready!" he exclaimed. Mini Moose came floating in after him.

"Mini Moose! Where have you been?" Zim asked.

"A purple moose…" Maz pondered to herself.

"squeak" Mini moose answered.

"I don't care that you won tickets to Paris Hilton's Birthday party! You were supposed to be here all week!"

"Aw he's cute!" Maz cooed as she snuggled mini moose.

"He's not cute! He's a dangerous wepon of DOOM!"

"Look at his little stubby arms!…Come. Let's take a brownie brake!" They feasted on brownies until they couldn't eat another bite. Zim then questioned Maz on Earth; such as the mind draining powers of MTV, and why people would want to keep evil demond chiwawas in their home.

"Well that was interesting. Now be gone with you! Zim has much work to do! Now that I have this new information I can use it to conquer Earth! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

"How's MTV and chiwawas going to help you with that?"

"Scilence!" He shouted as he pushed her out of the premises.

"Ok bye!" She waved as he shut the door. She walked down the street to her place and went in.The phone rang.When she answeredher eyes widened in shock.

"You are in so much trouble." the person stated.

Woot!I bet you're wondering who's on thescreen, right? Sorry for not posting on the weekend. My cousin came and we were out shopping the whole time. She bought me this Gir Ride the Pig figurine and an angry piggy hat! Thank you for being patient with me. I'd post more a week but I was suffering from a slight writers block and have a lot of homework. I'm gonna post another short little chapter thing today too though. Now review please. I'll give you a loofa if you do.