-1A/N: The last chapter was so stinking short its sad. And so is this one. Oh well, Hope you like it.

Disclaimer: I wish I owned Zimmy! Oh Gimme gimme gimme!

Chapter 12: Microwaves!

In the school yard…

"Zim! Dib!" Maz ran into the school yard towards her newfound friends. "What happened to you?" she looked Dib up and down. His hair was an unruly mess and his face looked sunburned. She glared at Zim.

"What! I didn't do it!"

"No, Gaz decided to torture me this morning for eating the last of the coco sploodes."

"What? What did she do, run you over with the lawn mower?" she sarcastically said hoping that wasn't what really happened.

"No…..he winced…she shoved my head in her empty cereal bowl, shoved it in the microwave, and left it in there on high for about…um…two or three minutes." Maz couldn't belive her ears. Zim was laughing as he pictured Dib be tortured.

"What! She couldn't have done that! Wouldn't your head have exploded or your brain melt or something?"

"It used to…he winced again remembering the radiation…but I'm used to it now. At least I didn't eat all the poop tarts too. Heaven knows what would've happened if I did that!"

Zim stopped laughing, "Wait a minute! Your head is the size of a football field! How did she fit it in the microwave? You must have a ginormous microwave!" Both he and Maz started laughing hysterically.

"SHUT UP! MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!" Maz controlled her laughter and started talking.

"Well you gotta get cleaned up 'cause I want you to meet someone after school."

"Huh?" Zim finally stopped laughing.

"My brother Zeke called last night and said he was coming."

"I didn't know you had an older brother. Why doesn't he live with you?"

"Well he does, well did. You see, I'm kinda,… sorta… not supposed to be here…I ran away."

"What! And he's cool with that?"

"No. That's why he's coming. They're going to try to make me go back. But I'm not gonna! As long as my dad doesn't come and get me I refuse to leave!…" she looked dib over again, "Yeah, you really need to get cleaned up…."

Later on that day….

"So what does your brother look like?" asked dib as they left the school building.

"Remember, I told you before when we went to watch movies. He's green like Zim."

"cough cough WHAT! But…but…but Zim's a…he's green because…he's an alien for cryin out loud! People aren't green…they...they…"

"Dib chill. My brother's not an alien."

"But Zim is!" he protested pointing to Zim.

"I'm a normal human worm baby!"

"NO YOU'RE NOT!" Dib argued.

"THE DIB CHILD LIES!"

"Ugh!…"

"THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED ZIM!"

"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!….OR DEAD!"

"WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! 'CAUSE WHERE THERE'S A…"

"SHUT UP!" Maz screamed.

"YES MAZ!"

"SURE THING JELLY GIRL!"

"He'll be arriving a lot later so until then we can go to your house after skool Dib."

Well here you go. I'll post a new chapter this weekend. I promise! Review please!