A/N: I will now give out the loofa I promised…

Loofas for everyone who reviewed the last within the last two chapters!

Also a new loofa for Betryal who stuck hers in the garbage disposal!

And a muffin to Ryoko-one-and-Only who doesn't like loofas!

Well you get to meet Zeke now! Hooray!

Disclaimer: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?…A girl who wishes she owned Zim but doesn't.

CHAPTER 14: "Does it have relish?"

"OK we're here! Oh I can't wait till you meet him. He's a real pain in the butt but he's pretty cool, for a brother." Out of nowhere someone grabs Maz from behind. "AHHHH!"

"MAZ!" Dib screamed. They quickly turn on the lights to find Maz receiving a noogie from a green kid with dark brown hair. He was a good head and a half taller than her.

"Ahhh! NO ZEKE NOT MY HAIR!" Zeke let go of her.

"So, the run away thinks she can take care of herself. HA, you can't even handle a noogie." He taunted.

"UGH! ZEKE YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR!" She shrieked trying to fix it.

"Oh my god! YOU'RE GREEN!" Dib exclaimed. Zim was speechless, he could've sworn that humans weren't green, but clearly Zeke was human. He had a nose, ears, brown hair, and his eyes, though purple, were human.

"Oh these are my friends Dib and Zim."

"WHAT!" he went into a coughing fit. "Oh, for a moment I thought you said your friend was Zim!"

"I did! And Zim has green skin just like you do!" Zeke's eyes got really wide as he stared in horror at the Irken. "What's wrong Zeke?" she asked.

"N…n…nothing." He noticed Dib giving him suspicious looks. "WHAT?"

"Oh, nothing… Zeke…" He began circling him.

"Hey! What are you doing? Were you like a vulture in another life or something? Dude, stop it!"

"So Zeke what planet are you from?" Dib eyed him suspiciously.

"WHAT!"

"DIB! LEAVE ZEKE ALONE! I'm sorry Zeke. Dib's obsessed with the paranormal. He's thinks just because you're green you're an alien."

"So, do you like meat?" Dib pulled out a piece of beef jerky out of nowhere and started waving it in Zeke's face. "Can you eat it? HUH?" Zeke snatched it from his hand, and ate it without a second thought.

"Thanks!"

"HEY!" Maz exclaimed. "I want a piece of beef jerky! Give me a piece Dib!"

"Do you like hotdogs then?" Dib pulled out a hotdog completely ignoring Maz.

"Does it have relish?"

"Um,…yeah."

"OK!" he grabbed the hotdog and shoved it down his throat. "Hey, you have any soda? I kinda drank the last of it."

"Yeah…"dib handed him soda upset.

"Um, Maz? It's great to meet your friends and all but we really need to talk."

"Ok. You guys just make yourself at home." she and Zeke walked into the kitchen. Dib and Zim, being nosy, stood outside the door and listened.

"Maz, you need to move back. You can't live here all by yourself, your not even legally old enough to live alone in the first place! Also..."

"WHAT! I am NOT going back! I hate it there! I shouldn't have to live in that house when he's not even a part of my life! If he cares that I left so much then have him come down here and get me! Zeke I…"

"Maz, you know he won't do that. You still need to come home."

"NO! NEVER! AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN LEAVE! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" she pointed to the door.

"Maz please!"

"No!" she stormed out of the kitchen. Zim and Dib we're arguing when she entered.

"…But you were snooping…" dib yelled

"NU-UH!"

"…yes you were you were right th…"

"NU-UH!"

"But…" he started

"NU-UH!"

"…"

"YOU LIEEEEEEEEE!" Zim shouted

"But I didn't say anything."

"LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"

"Maz!" Dib ran over to his one and only friend. "You aren't really leaving are you!" he said kinda desperately.

"How did you…?" she started to ask

"Hehe…we kinda overheard." he gave a sheepish grin.

"Jelly girl can't leave! I still haven't figured out her secret! Uh…I mean, I want to be her friend…" She gave Zim a suspicious look.

"Aw! You guys do care about me, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE!" she shot that last remark towards her brother. "Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. I'm staying right here!"

"NO YOU'RE NOT! I'M OLDER AND TALLER THAN YOU, SO YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY!"

"NO I DON'T!"

"ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY AUTHORITY?"

"YES!"

"THEN I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL! If I win then you're coming home."

"And if I win, which I will, then I get to say here!"

"FINE! TO THE DUELING ROOM!"

"Maz…" Dib started to question.

"Oh Dib don't worry I'll win. Come on you two. It'll be fun."

Will Maz win the duel? Does she even have a secret? Will Dib ever have a normal sized head! Who knows? Or quite frankly, who cares! Review