A/n: Sorry for the wait. I've been so busy. But I can't leave you hanging for long. Some people might wonder how long this fic is gonna be. Well, I need this fic to explain everything with Maz and other stuff. Once I'm satisfied I'll post my other fics that have Maz in them, but I can't until I finish this. Now, here's the duel! Oh and the stuff in italicis thinking.
Disclaimer:captain Hampton and the midget piratesbelong to the Aquabats. Now here's something tothe tune of 'I Will Survive'
Zim will survive!
Zim will survive!
For as long as there are loyal fans, I know he'll stay alive!
With all of our Fanfics to write
And the Fanart that we make
Zim will survive!
Zim will survive!
(Oh, and I don't own Zim…yet!)
Chapter 15:The Duel
"Ready?" Zeke asked
"You betcha!"
"Then let the countdown begin." Zim and Dib sat down to watch the duel. As the counter struck down everyone was thinking….
'Normally I wouldn't mind her staying here, but Zim…Why did she have to move where that Irken moron is? Disaster follows everywhere he goes. If dad finds out…oh I don't want to think about that. I must protect my sister. She's in more danger with him than with dad.' thought Zeke as he glanced at Zim.
'Eh? Why is he starring at me like that?…Mmm! This popcorn's good…After Maz wins I shall find out the secret behind her greeny green eye things. It was only a flash but I know what I saw was not human. Then I'll find the secret behind this popcorn. Then when I'm done I will take over the earth! MUAHAHAHA!'
Meanwhile dib was thinking. 'Maz has to win! She's the only friend I got! Plus I must prove that her brothers an alien. Wait, wouldn't that make her an alien too? Hey maybe he's not her real brother! Yeah that's it!…oh, I hope she wins.'
And lastly Maz was thinking. 'how dare Zeke try to bring me back! He knows how life is for me over there! Well I'm gonna win this. No way no how am I moving back! He's going down…'
Then the battle began…
"Choose your weapon." Said a computer voice out of nowhere. A bag fell from the ceiling.
"Neat!" Maz exclaimed as she pulled out a giant fish from the bag.
Zeke pulled out a tiny heart shaped pillow and the bag disappeared. "Wait! That's not fair!" but it was too late to complain.
"Don't blink!" Maz shouted.
"HOLY SH…"The giant fish whacked him in the face and sent him flying across the room.
"HAHAHA!" Zim pointed and laughed and Dib ran away. "Where are you going Dib-stink?…AHHHHH!" Zeke went flying into Zim, the boys bashing into the wall.
"Sorry Zim!" Shouted Maz.
"You little brat!" Zeke charged at Maz and karate chopped the fish in half. "I learned some things while spending time with dad. One of those things is how to fight." He grabbed her by her feet, spun in a circle, and tossed her into the air. She landed with a thud.
"Oh yeah!" She got back up on her feet. "Well I learned this from captain Hampton and the midget pirates!" She took her two halves of fish and clapped them together on either side of him. "Hehe, look you guys! It's a Zeke sangwich! All we need is bread!"
Zeke burst out from the fish. "You can't even say sandwich right…"
"Shut up!" Maz threatened.
"Make me!" He challenged.
"uh…Your mom!"
"We have the same mother idiot!"
"Don't bring my mother into this!" Maz issued a round house kick to his face.
After much pillow throwing, punching, noogies, tripping, fish, pat-a-cake, and jump rope, finally…
"Take this you jerk!" Maz kicked Zeke where the sun don't shine and he went to the floor.
"Is it over?" Dib meakly asked as he peered out from behind the popcorn machine.
"Is it safe to come out?" Zim, who was in the popcorn machine, asked as he emerged from all the popcorn.
"I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!" dances victory dance
"She won!" Dib exclaimed and joined her in her victory dance.
"Someone help meee! Help Zim!" Shouted Zim who was drowning in the popcorn machine and couldn't get out.
"Let's help Zim then go celebrate." Concluded Maz.
"But what about your brother?" Asked Dib who saw Zeke in the fetal position on the floor.
"He'll be like that for awile…"
WOOOO! De duel has been won! Sorry for the long wait. I've been soooo busy and last weekend I had a play on Saturday andFriday so I never got the chance to type up a new chapter. I'm working on the next one as we speak. Yes while you are reading this I'm working on the next one. Review and gofers won't infest your spleen!