A/N: Sorry everyone. I've been sick and stuff. But I will never give up on this story! I love you all for reviewing! spreads the love Now read!

Disclaimer: I don't own Zim…

Chapter 18: Half Irken!

After much struggling somebody began opening the potato sack. As soon as it opened

Maz punched him.

"OW! You're lucky I don't have a nose!"

"Zim?" sure enough it was Zim standing right there as she got out of the potato sack. "What he heck is going on! You freak, you stuffed me in a potato sack!"

"I know what you're up to Jelly Girl! Or should I say, Irken Maz! You thought you could fool me! You thought you could steal my mission! You thought you could steel my highly advanced robot! gir runs into the wall repeatingly But you can't fool Zim!"

"I have no idea what your talking about Zim!"

"Don't play stupid with me! What do you call this." Zim turned pointed to the screen with the image of Maz with Green Pupil less eyes and antenna.

"What the…!" But before Maz could finish robotic arms grabbed her and sat her on a table. "Hey!"

"Now we'll just run a few test on you until I can find out how you're cloaking yourself!"

"What? Zim, you're scaring me! You've gone crazy! I don't know what's going on! Really. Let me go!" Maz was worried what the test would be like.

"This test is so ingenious that even you shall be amazed! You see, I've noticed your cloaking device seems to malfunction when you're feeling a real strong emotion such as anger or…perhaps, pain. So…"Zim jumped behind her and pulled her hair really hard.

"AHHHHH!" Maz screamed in pain.

"Ok, look into the mirror." And zim was right, Antenna had appeared. And her eyes were pupil less. Maz could only stare in shock. "Explain that Jelly Girl!"

"This…this isn't possible. I'm I'm human! I'm born on Earth! What is this?"

"Dun dun dun!" Gir screamed.

"Come! We shall discuss the matter with the Tallest." Zim stated.

"Who?" Maz was confused. She followed Zim into a room with a giant screen in it. Two very tall figures appeared on the screen. One had purple eyes and the other had red. They were the same people who she had seen before.

"What is it ZIM?" tallest red sounded annoyed. He shoved three doughnuts into his mouth.

"My tallest, I have discovered another Irken on earth. She calls herself Maz. She's confused and claims she was born on Earth. She doesn't even have a Pac on and she can live without it."

"Wow Zim! You actually called us for something important!" Purple sounded interested, "Well where is she?"

Maz walked up. She was shaky all over. Everything was happening so quickly. "hi" she quietly said.

"Hey! I've never seen her before. She doesn't look Irken." Red said with a mouth full of Doughnuts.

"Well since the cold unfeeling robot arm didn't bring her to life she must have parents." Purple concluded

"Who are your parent's?"

"Um…..well my father's name is Cop Trustkill and my mom died when I was 2 ten years ago."

"How could you be only 12 when your not a smeet?"

"A what?" Maz was clueless to what red said.

"Its like a baby. My Tallests, I believe earth years are counted differently then Irken years."

The conversation lasted for a long wile. At school only Dib really cared that both Zim and Maz were gone. He knew Zim must have been up to something like usual, but he had no idea where Maz was. He lost track of thought when his sister threw the mystery meat at him.

"Dib shut up! Your talking to yourself again and your voice is filling me with a horrible rage! Don't make me eat your head!" Dib gave a worried look and shut up.

Back at Zim's house Maz, Zim, and the tallest were still talking. They just finished scanning Maz.

" …..Our scanners show that you're half human and half Irken! But… How?…What?…." Red was dumbfounded.

"UUUUGGGHHHH! THAT'S JUST SICK! WHAT RESPECTABLE IRKEN WOULD STOOP LOW ENOUGH TO BREED WITH A HUMAN! THAT'S JUST…..UUUUUGGGGHHHH!…I THINK I'M GONA THROW UP! YUCK!…..EEEEWW!" Zim ranted.

"I'm…I'm an alien…" She fainted.

"well there you go" stated purple.

red looking at clock "Well…um…we gotta go." Red canceled the transition. "Ok my show is on!"

"Hey! I don't want to watch that! I want to watch All My Smeets!" Purple protested.

"Too bad! Stair Wars is on. InACan Skyscraper is gonna battle Dark Mothball! I want to see the battle!"

"But Veronica and Portfolio! I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM!"

"Gir!"

"Yes my master! Sandwich!"

" Do not let the jelly girl leave!" He handed Gir the unconscious Maz.

"Okey dokey!" Zim left the room. Gir grabbed Maz and brought her to his room. It was filled with toy pigs, toy mooses, crazy taco hats, ten TV's, makeup, costumes, and more. "Lets play dress up!" Gir took out a makeup bag, jewelry, and costumes. Even if she was conscious she'd have nowhere to run...

Dib was eating Dinner with his sister.

" I just don't understand why Maz wasn't at school today. I mean, I know that Zim must be up to something as usual, but Maz? She couldn't be an alien, could she? She did have all that alien stuff. Then again she had no idea what it was. Then again her brother is green, and she could be faking it. Then again if she wanted to destroy all human life like Zim then she would've never saved me from those ground hogs. Oh those horrible horrible groundhogs! Then again she does try to hang with Zim allot. Then again she was nice to me unlike anyone else. Then again Tak was too. Then again…"

"DIB!SHUT UP!JUST SHUT UP! I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WILL REMOVE YOUR EYES, CHOP OFF YOUR LEGS, AND FEED YOU TO MY DOLLS. MAY I REMIND YOU THEY'RE PROGRAMED TO EAT HUMAN FLESH!" her eye started twitching and Dib shut up.

"But Gaz.."

"Dolls Dib. Dolls." Dib went upstairs. He didn't know what was going on. Usually he would've seen all the alien stuff Maz had and called her an alien automatically. He didn't know why but part of him hoped that she wasn't an alien. Hoped that she was on his side. Dib got in his bed and pulled the covers over his head. He would find out in the morning.

I love Gaz's dolls so I had to add them in. Things are getting interesting! Woot! Review!