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A/N: I feel horrible about not updating but I'm here now giving you a new chapter. I plead your forgiveness!…well you've been waiting long enough, go read.

Ch19: 5 in the Morning!

ding dong ding dong Ding ding ding! Dib rang the doorbell repeatingly. Zeke opened the door.

"The heck! Do you know what time it is! 5 in the morning! Five! What in the galaxy do you want!" He screamed. His hair was an unruly mess, he had dark circles under his eyes, and he looked more pissed off than an owl with a bungee cord.

"Quiet Zeke! You'll wake up your sister, not including the neighbors." Lep called from inside.

"Hehe…sorry. I didn't realize it was that early." dib apologized. "I just came by to check up on Maz. She wasn't in school yesterday and…"

"What did you say young man?" Lep appeared at the doorway.

"I said Maz wasn't in school yesterday and…"

"Zeke! Find out what this is all about. And take her friend up there to se her too."

"Come on…" Zeke whined as he lead Dib upstairs. "Maz open up!" no answer. "Maz! Your retarded friend with a big head is here!"

"Hey! My head is not big! And I'm not retarded!" still nobody answered.

"Fine I'm coming in!" Zeke opened the door and looked around the room. "She's not in here?"

"Hey!" Dib exclaimed. Nuzzled in Maz's bed was none other than a sleeping mini moose. "I think I know what happened to her Zeke!" he grabbed mini moose who awoke with a squeak. "Don't worry, I'll get her." He ran down the hall and left.

Zeke looked around the room again. "I'm hungry…"

"ugh….dude, that was a weird dream." Maz woke up. " Wait till I tell Dib I dreamed that I was half alien! Haha." Maz looked around. "Wait a second, this isn't my room!"

"PRETTY LADY! PRETTY LADY!" Gir screamed as he jumped on top of her.

"Ahhh!"

"Aw! You look so cute in that dress!" Gir cooed.

"What?" Maz looked at her clothes She had a giant puffy dress on, a panda bear shaped backpack, a pom-pom duct taped to her left hand, a pink boa, and rollers in her hair.

"I did your makeup myself!" Gir exclaimed.

Maz ran to a mirror and screamed. She didn't know what scared her more; the fact that she had more make up on then a drag queen, or the fact that her being half alien wasn't a dream.

" If I can get her back from Zim's…Zim's…er…Clutches before school starts then I won't get detention and I'll still be a hero! And…I'm talking to myself…Stop wiggling!" Mini moose was in Dib's shirt.

"squeak"

"No you can not come out! I don't want you escaping!…hehe! stop! That tickles… Hahaha…"

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