A/N: I'm going to be updating every other week, ok? Oh, and I realize this chapter isn't real funny but that's cuz a lot of important stuff is going on. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I'm running out of things to say for this….

Chapter 22: We need to talk

"See ya Dib!" Dib walked Maz home. She moved her hair behind her ears and brushed against her earring. "Hmm…"She ran to the bathroom and locked the door. She took the earring off and jumped as she saw her reflection in the mirror. She took a good look at herself. "Dude."

Dib was walking back home. "It was nice having Maz over. I'll have to talk to the ship about embarrassing me again. There was no reason why he had to show baby pictures. Ugh…" suddenly a comet flew in the sky just to disappear in the blink of an eye. "Wow, I've never seen a purple comet before…" He mused at this and kept walking.

About 15 minutes later she came out. Zeke was standing at the door looking very pissed.

"About time you got out! I need to take a shower."

"Why couldn't you use the other bathroom? We have, like, 3!"

"Four actually."

"Exactly!"

"Well I like this one."

Maz was about to say something else but stopped. Instead she took a moment to realize her brother was a living, breathing, green alien. Why this had never occurred to her before, she didn't know. But there he was, and it almost scared her.

"What? Why are you looking at me like that"

"Nothing." she said as she slowly walked away.

Dib went on his computer. "Let's see if there's anything going on at the swollen eyeball" Just as soon as he said so agent Tuna Ghost appeared on the screen. "Agent Mothman have you…"

"Hi! Wow, it's been forever since anybody's contacted me. Usually I'm the one contacting you guys and…"

"Shut up! This is urgent. Did you see the purple thing in the sky?"

"Yes…why?"

"Well that 'thing' wasn't a commit. It has showed up in many areas around the globe lately for at least 2 weeks. Sightings have been in Japan, Australia, Russia, India, Switzerland, Zimbabwe, Brazil, Mexico, Texas, Canada, and finally here in New York. Keep an eye out Mothman. Something is up." She ended the transmission.

"Maybe I can find it with the ship!" Dib ran out of his bedroom and was about to head down the stairs when Gaz stood in his way. "Move out the way, Gaz. I have urgent business to attend to!" He started to run pass her when she grabbed him by the collor nearly choking him.

"I don't care where you're going Dib. I wouldn't care even if the fate of the world depended on it."

"But the fate of…gah!" She tightened her grip and had him face her.

"Dad said you can't go out past curfew Dib."

"Dad's never home any…"

"I don't care Dib! You need to learn how to do what you're told."

"What's all this about, Gaz!"

"You touched my Gameslave! YOU. NEVER. TOUCH. MY. GAMESLAVE! You violated my things. Contaminated it with your stupid paranormal hands! And…"

"But I didn't touch your Gameslave! You know I know better than that."

Gaz's right eye started to twitch. "I know you moved it because it was right next to the remote when I put it down, and I found it on the opposite side of the remote when I came back."

"Maybe Maz touched it…wait. Gaz!" But Gaz ignored him and headed towards her room. "Gaz! Be reasonable! She didn't know." the door slammed shut. Dib decided he should go to his room and rest. He was gonna have to wake up early if he was gonna save Maz from Gaz's wrath.

Meanwhile back at Maz's House…

Maz walked into Zeke's room. "Zeke, we need to talk"

Zeke "Get out of my room…"

"Hey! I said we need to talk."

"When pigs fly." He started pushing her out of the room.

"Listen to me…"

"When I no longer have a skin condition. Now go!" Zeke slammed the door.

"But you don't have one!" She shouted.

"What?" He opened the door again.

"Irkens are supposed to be green." Zeke steped out of his room. "Can we talk now space boy?"

"…And he won't be the Ham! Why! Why!" Gir cried banging on the floor.

"Aw…don't cry little guy" Purple responded. From the monitor.

"Come on! I don't want to listen to this! Where's Zim? We called to make fun of him." Red complained.

"But Red, this little guy is so short he's pathetic! Quit being such a spooty spot blob!"

"What did you just call me!"

"You heard me"

"Well you're….you're…a terd!"

"Big gasp How dare you!" They started slapping each other.

"My Tallests?" Zim walked in with a confused look on his face.

"Hey Zim. slaps purple one last time"

"Ow! Hey!"

"My Tallests!"

"Oh yeah, Zim. We called to tell you we're interested in talking to Maz again."

"But I thought we called to make fun of him…"

"Ugh, what Purple means is that we would like to see her around some more. Now… about this Ham costume your little Sir was talking about…"

Woo! You enjoyed the long chapter, no? well the next one will involve Zim in a Ham costume and… well I can't tell you what else, but let's just say somebody's