A/N: I do realize that it is way way past Friday the 30th L and I am very sorry. You see, my cousins from New York came to visit and so I wasn't allowed to type my chapter, let alone had any time to type it anyway. Then I had a play. But I must admit that I was procrastinating. Now you shall find out who the person is, Tak or Skoodge.

 I do realize that it is way way past Friday the 30 and I am very sorry. You see, my cousins from New York came to visit and so I wasn't allowed to type my chapter, let alone had any time to type it anyway. Then I had a play. But I must admit that I was procrastinating. Now you shall find out who the person is, Tak or Skoodge.

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters that came from the original show. (HA, you thought I would tell you who it was already didn't you? Well just read and find out)

Ch24: Surprise Visit

"Hey, it's around 3:00, and we have school tomorrow….so wanna go spy on Zim!" Dib eagerly asked.

"Are you serious?" Maz asked

"Yes…"

"…"

"No!…hehe…I meant give him a surprise visit! He loves it."

"I don't know…I need sleep, and I'll get in trouble if they find out I'm not here…looks at Dib's rejected face…OK!"

"Great! Finally, I won't be doing this alone!" Dib cheered.

"Ok we have two options. One: we sneak in through the back door, or Two: we sneak in through this conveniently located hole that Gir dug up that leads to his base. Hmm?….what do you think Maz?…Maz?…Maz!" Maz was about to knock on Zim's front door. "No! Don't do that!" He grabbed her hand and quickly scurried out of sight.

"What the heck Dib?" Maz released her hand from his grip. "I thought you said we were gonna…"

"Yes,…but not like that. We're going to get in a different way."

"I don't know…this seems kinda wrong…"

"Don't worry about it. Now follow me, we're going through this hole. Dib stuck his head in the hole. "Uh? What the heck? Wiggles around a little Gah! My head's stuck!"

"What? I can't tell what you're saying. Get your head out of the hole."

"I can't!" Was Dib's muffled scream. "Ahhh! That hurts!" Maz was trying to pull him out.

"I think you're stuck!" Maz 'informed' him.

"No kidding Sherlock…"

"I'm gonna get Zim to help." She ran off.

After watching Zim dancing for a good couple of hours the Tallests had their fun and cut the transmission. Zim was exhausted and collapsed on the floor.

"Legs…lost…feeling…Zim…numb…"

"I'm gonna do it again!" Gir exclaimed.

"Nooo!"

"Yes I'm going to the bathroom!" Gir exclaimed and ran out.

"What…?"

"Master! There's an intruder in the house!" The Computer warned.

"That Dib!…wait, did you actually warn me about an intruder?"

"What intruder?" Zim sighed at this.

"There's an intruder! Where!" Maz screamed.

"AHHHH!" A surprised Zim screamed "What are you doing here! I thought the Dib-Stink was…"

"Dib's head is stuck in a hole!"

"…" Zim took a second to register this, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"He needs your help getting out."

"HA! As if Zim would help him!" Zim gloated.

"I'll buy you pizza…" She offered.

"Huh?…"

"With pineapples…"

"Ok! But never ask Zim for a favor again!" They went up the elevator and into the living room. The door was wide open.

"I thought I closed the door behind me." Maz pondered.

"Maybe Gir went outside again." Zim said as he slammed the door shut.

"Hello Zim…" Said a women's voice from behind. "It's been awhile."

"Eep!" Maz jumped.

"Who are you!" Zim screamed. He turned around and a look of horror filled his face as our sombrero wearing friend revealed themselves.

"Surprised to see me again?"

"I can't believe it….it's…it's…who are you?" Zim replied.

"Are you that stupid!" Zim just stood and blinked. "Purple eyes, green skin, unmistakable accent!…Uh…it's me Tak!"

Maz walked over to greet herself "Hi I'm Maz…"

"Don't touch me!" Tak shoved Maz out of her way.

"God you don't have to be so rude!" Tak ignored her. "Excuse me I was talking to you!" Maz stood in front of Tak.

"Who's this Zim?" Tak teased "Your new pet?"

"For your information I am his friend, and you are?"

"I'm the one who's going to get payback for what happened on Valentine's Day."

"Well I…what?…Valentine's Day?" Maz stood confused.

"Look what I found!" Gir screamed as he skipped carrying Dib over his head.

"Maz, why didn't you help me…TAK!" Dib's jaw dropped. "What…what are you doing here!… And why are you dressed like that?"

"I don't want to talk about it…"

"But why don't you take off the sombrero?" Dib questioned.

"The monkey likes it."

"Why do you have a monkey with you?" oO He gave her a weird look.

"It ate Mimi… or at least what's left of her."

"Wait? Why was she here on Valentine's Day?" Maz was still wondering.

"I don't feel like explaining it to you, let's just say Zim and I have a past. Anyway, I have returned for…"

"Giant Gasp Oh my god!" Maz exclaimed. "You're…you…Zim…Dude! Zim, You never told me you had a girlfriend!"

"What!" Zim shrieked.

" Are you implying that I would have a…a…eye twitches…romantic relationship with THAT! points to Zim"

"Never would Zim! Never!" Zim raved.

Tak grabbed Maz "Listen you, never say or even think of anything as crude and disgusting like that again"

"Well, I hate to say it but technically Zim did, in a way, date you…" Dib concluded. Tak gave him the evilest look in the world. So evil that it would put Gaz to shame.

"I'll be quiet." He took a step back.

"Hehehehehehe! I'm gonna eat your leg!" Gir started sucking on Dib's leg.

"Tak?" asked Maz

"Yes?"

"Can you let go of me now?" She smiled and Tak let go. "So why did you come here?"

"That green idiot left me stranded! I was floating in earth's orbit for months! When I finally crashed on the earth's surface I was left without a robot, without a ship, and with no idea what to do. I figured if I found Zim's base I could locate my ship and get off this miserable planet."

"You must be talking about the spaceship that's in…dib covers her mouth"

"In what?" Tak asked.

"In nothing! Nothing!…she's crazy. Don't listen to her she forgot to take her medication today."

"What!" Maz removed his hand from her mouth. "I am not on medication! I was just about to tell you that Dib…"

"No Maz!" Dib pleaded.

"…has a purple space ship in his garage."

"That's my ship!" Tak exclaimed as she tossed the sombrero to the ground, the monkey latching on to it still.

"Tak!" Zim exclaimed "What are you doing here! Get out of my base!"

"You're joking right Zim?" said Maz.

"You have got to be kidding! You didn't recognize me because I had a hat on?"

"Man, Zim, you're stupid." Dib added.

"Silence you…you…Giant head you!" Zim screamed.

"He's delicious!" Gir squealed continuing to suck on Dib's leg.

There you go! I'll update as soon as I can, but I'm not making any promises because every time I do something comes up…in fact whenever I didn't say anything I updated on time. It's so ingenious it just might work. Till next time!