Disclaimer: I don't own KHII. And I just modified the song.
While I was in San Diego, I had time to think about how much intrigues me the pairing KairixDemyx. And then I kept on listening to a certain song. And then I thought about a scene that I wanted to write… So, here I am, writing during class-time with a lap-top this one-shot. Enjoy!
He doesn't know
Sora was very pissed off. First because there were still nobodies around. Second, because four of them, named Demyx, Axel, Roxas and Namine were hosting a concert. Third because Kairi practically forced him to come along with all the other Keyblade warriors. The crowd was waiting for their favorite band to show up. The name of the band was: "Somebody new". The stadium was full. Didn't they know that nobodies were evil and so on? While he was getting bored, seating beside Riku and Kairi, that was currently off to take some drinks, it seemed. Then, he came back. And Sora cheered up. Anything for her.
"Here you go."
"Thanks, Kairi. But you weren't forced to, you know."
"Well… Let's say that this is my farewell gift."
"Uh? What are you talking about?"
"I'm sorry, Sora, it's hard for me too, but… We're breaking up."
"WHAT!"
Now all the Keyblade warriors and even some people that were utterly strangers to them were listening very carefully.
"B-B-B-B-BUT WHY!"
"Sora, I can't stand this situation anymore. All the secrets, all the times with other people… I just can't."
"But Kairi! I've never been with anyone else but you!"
"… I know. That's why it's so hard. Sorry, hun. It's been beautiful."
Kairi kissed Sora on the cheek and looked towards the center of the arena, were the band was appearing. There he was. No longer in their black cloaks. They had new clothes, much better for a rock band. Demy, dressed with a white sleeveless shirt and a pair of black kaki pants, and a pair of sneakers. His sitar in one hand and the mic in another one.
"Hey, guys! Are you ready to rock!"
The crowd cheered, Kairi included, while Sora was still shocked. And his friends tried to get him out of the trance.
"To start… I want to sing this song… For the newest member of our band and at the same time for the most beautiful girl I've ever seen!"
More cheers. But this time Kairi remained silent, like in anticipation. Sora noticed this thing.
"This song is her and mine creation. And she uses the mixer very well! Cheers for… Kairi!"
All Sora's and Kairi's friends were jaw-on-the-floor mode. Kairi hurried for the center of the arena and Demyx helped her to climb the stage. Then… HE FRENCHED HER! Sora had his eyes bulged out.
"Good anniversary, love."
"…"
"Ehm… Anniversary?" Said Riku, the only one who was able to mutter words.
HEEEEEEEEY
Axel started playing his bass while Roxas screamed in his mic. Then Demyx stopped frenching Kairi and started singing.
Sora doesn't know
that Kairi and me
do it in my van every Sunday.
"But… Didn't she go to…"
"…"
She tells him she's in church,
but she doesn't go.
still she's on her knees
And Sora doesn't know.
"Ah…"
"…"
Oh, Sora doesn't know
so don't tell Sora
Sora doesn't know
Sora doesn't know
so don't tell Sora (Don't tell Sora)
Kairi says she's out shoppin,
But she's under me and I'm not stoppin.
Cause Sora doesn't know
Sora doesn't know
Sora doesn't know
Sora doesn't know
so don't tell Sora
Sora doesn't know
So don't tell Sora
"Ehm… That's way she was always out for at least two hours…"
"…"
I can't believe he's so trustin
While I'm right behind you thrustin
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
Kairi's got him on the phone
And she's trying not to moan
It's a three-way call
And he knows nothin
Nothin
"Ehm… That explains a lot…"
"…"
Sora doesn't know
Sora doesn't know
Sora doesn't know
don't tell Sora
Cause Sora doesn't know
Sora doesn't know
So don't tell Sora
We'll put on a show
Everyone will go
Sora doesn't know
Sora doesn't know
Sora doesn't know
Parking lot
Why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His front lawn
In the snow
Laughing so hard
'Cause Sora doesn't know
Sora doesn't know
"Wow. Now I understand what are those white dots on the floor of the parking lot."
MmmmmmMmm...
I did her on his birthday...
"That's why she wasn't there… OW!"
"…"
Riku was knocked out by Cloud with the buster sword, while Sora kept on staring and then gulped down his drink in one second. In the meanwhile, Kairi was now singing with Demyx, after using the blonde nobody as a lap dance pole for the whole song.
Sora doesn't know
Sora doesn't know
Sora doesn't know
Sora doesn't know
so don't tell Sora
Sora doesn't know
"Ehm, Sora? Where are you going?"
"I have a date with a knife and my wrists…"
Sora will know
Sora has to know
Sora's gotta know
Gonna tell Sora
Gonna tell him myself
Sora has to know
Sora has to know
And Kairi and Demyx, Ocean and Water,
Lived together happily ever after.
Sora commited suicide and the "Somebody new"
Became legend
The end
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