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Kat: Here's Chapter six
Kat opens her eyes at six the next morning. She glances over at her beeping cell sitting on the nightstand. She groans, "I'm up.." The beeping stops and Kat sits up yawning, "Six comes way too fast." She looks around and for a moment forgets where she is. She stands and looks over at Lori asleep in another bed across the room.
She quietly changes into a pair of oil stained jeans and a t-shirt. She walks out of the room yawning. Lori opens her eyes, "Mom.?" Kat turns and looks in, "Hmm?" Lori stands, "I'm hungry." "Common, let's go get something to eat." Kat picks up Lori and walks down the stairs and into the kitchen.
She wrinkles her nose at the smell that met them in the doorway. Lori makes a face, "Eww." Duo looks up from the stove, "G'morning." Kat sets down Lori and walks over to the stove, "Umm.. Duo? What is this?" She points to a brownish black lump in the pan.
Duo looks at it, "Eggs." Kat makes a face, "Hey Duo, how about you watch Lori and I'll cook?" "You won't poison it?" "No!" "Sure." Duo walks over to Lori, "I'm in charge now, got that?" Lori raises an eyebrow at him, "Oh really? Says who?" Kat glances back at Lori, "Lori, you listen to Duo and play nice." Lori crosses her fingers behind her back, "Of course mommy."
Kat starts over with the eggs and gets about three more pans of food going. She opens all the windows and turns on a fan with hope to get rid of the burnt smell. Lori looks at Duo, "So where do you keep the explosives?" Duo laughs, "Very funny. Don't you have some blocks to play with?" "No." "No? What do you have to play with?" "Nothing." "Nothing?"
Duo looks up at Kat, "What does she usually play with?" Kat glances back, "Umm. guns, knives.. dynamite. Just about anything she can reach really. There's a stuff tiger on the night stand next to my cell she plays with." Duo stares at Kat, "You're kidding right?" "Nope," Kat flips one of the eggs. Lori runs over to Kat and pulls her gun out of her pocket. She puts the safety on and pulls the trigger, "Bang."
Duo stares at the three year old. Heero looks down the stairs. Lori points the gun at him, "Bang." Heero looks at her and then at Kat, "Told you." Kat glances at him, "I know. She's had a ruff life. What can I say? I knew how to work a gun at two so I expected this." Heero sits at the table and Kat sets a plate in front of him.
He blinks and looks at the plate. It had two eggs, a perfectly cooked sausage, two golden brown pieces of toast, and a strip of crispy bacon. Kat walks back over and sets a glass of orange juice in front of him. He looks at her, "You can cook?" Kat looks up, "Sure, why not?"
Quatre walks down the stairs and pauses, "No burnt smell? And the smell of food?" Duo looks up from playing cowboys with Lori, "Ha, ha." Lori points the gun, "Bang!" She pulls the trigger and a bullet flies at Duo. There's a loud clang and Kat stands in front of Duo holding a serving tray.
The bullet bounced off it and flew through the kitchen and out the open window. Kat stares at Lori, "You took the safety off!" Lori drops the gun, "Not on purpose." Kat walks over and pockets the gun, "No more, use your finger as a gun." Kat flips the serving tray over and noticed that there was now a slight dent and a scratch, "Oops."
Relena runs down the stairs, "What was the gunshot sound?" A wide-eyed Duo sits on the floor frozen. Quatre still stood on the stairs. Heero looks at the newspaper he was holding that now had a bullet hole through it. Kat smiles, "Sorry about that.." Relena blinks, "What happened?" Kat shakes her head, "Never mind, come have some breakfast. You too Duo. Lori... just sit and don't touch anything." Quatre, Relena, and Duo sat at the table.
Kat put a plate down in front of each of them. She flipped another egg and then gave them some orange juice. Lori quietly ate her food every once in a while glancing at Kat who was shaking her head and muttering under her breath.
And that's chapter 6 See? Lori isn't your average three year old ;;; And this was only breakfast. I can imagine what'll happen the rest of the day.. Please R&R! Later days! Ashley Porter
