Horror-scopes
Disclaimer: I dun own yugioh GX. I thought of this so if someone else has it, I didn't know. Here is chapter two! BTW there is Alexis/blond bashing. I just don't like her, so the blond bashing only reflects to her. IF there is any.
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After listening to Syrus yell about freaky, stalking, horoscopes that want to take over the world, Alexis thought about telling the Chancellor. Then something happened, she found a PDA on the ground. So she picked it up and did what Syrus had done earlier, she check to see what her Astrology sign was.
"Hey, cool. I'm an Aries. Lets see what's in my future."
So the 'smarty' that she is, she completely forgot about the Syrus 'incident'. So she did exactly what Syrus did: read the 'Quickie'.
You use your charm to get what you want, but it work so well today. Be aware of your surroundings.
"Okay, that's helpful."
Then she 'scrolled' down to see the 'Overview'. Then she dropped the PDA and ran the hell outta there. And as she was running she looked down at her breasts and just ran faster, so fast those smoke clouds; that u see when a character is running at light speed comes up, were trailing behind her. As the dust cleared from when she dropped the PDA, the words became clearer, and clearer, then it suddenly became 'hard' to read them.
You might think you have the biggest 'rack'-breasts-but the truth is there's a man that has a bigger one. He's just using a shirt to hide them, he is a man that is above you. He is your boss or headmaster. But don't worry! You can always change your name to Candy, and become a stripper with THAT rack of yours!
And then all of a sudden there was psychotic laughter coming from a tree nearby, then there was an "AAAAAAAH!" and a crash, followed by even more and even harder psychotic laughter.
A/N: I was watching a Carlos Mencia clip and he was singing about girls becoming strippers. He is hilarious!