Epilogue
"Inspector Clouseau, where have you been?" It was Chief Inspector Dreyfus. Clouseau had ended up back in his office. Must have time traveled again, he thought. "I've been calling your house, and there's been no answer."
"Chief Inspector, I time traveled!" Clouseau exclaimed.
"Inspector, there is no such thing."
"But there is! I solved another case. There was this actress, and she was kidnaped, and her lover and I had to track her down along. We were looking for this guy named Erik who also loved her! We were trapped in this chamber, and guess what? There were no damburgahs!"
"Oo! How scary!" Dreyfus said sarcastically.
"I know! I thought I would go crazy!"
"Oh, never you."
"Yes, I know! I'm not crazy! But, we finally got out, and then we found Erik and Christine, and Erik wanted to kill us! He let us go though. Then I ended up back here."
"Well, you did fall out of no where. But I just never know with you. I mean, isn't it your normal behavior to fall through ceilings?" Dreyfus asked.
"Sometimes, but not usually. But the good thing is I'm back here!"
"Yes, because there is another case! It involves the Pink Panther, yet again."
"I will start as soon as possible! But first, Chief Inspector, would you like to join the official damburgah fan club?"
Clouseau looked hopeful, but the chief inspector only stared at him in confusion. "What? The official what fan club?"
"Dam . . .bur . . .grr!"
"A what?"
"A damburgrr!"
"A hamburger?"
"Yes! That's what I've been saying all along."
"Oh. Well, I'd rather not join that sort of club."
Clouseau thought for a second, then said, "Maybe Ponton would like to join. So when will we start the case?"
"Tomorrow."
"Okay. See you tomorrow!"
And Clouseau left the office, and went home. He enjoyed a nice damburgah for supper, then went online to a damburgah website, e-mailed Ponton, his assistant, with news about the damburgah fan club, started a website for the club, and wrote about his experience in Paris 100 years ago. He had enjoyed it, with the exception of the torture chamber. He would go back if he could, and maybe he would trip over his shoelace again so he could.
Good news is, the next day, Ponton joined the Official Damburger - excuse me, Hamburger Fan Club. Our little friend couldn't have been happier. Oh, and Nicole, the girl Clouseau seems to love, joined too. It seemed to be the beginning of a great club that would annoy the heck out of Dreyfus.
A/N: I'm glad everyone liked this so much. I wasn't sure if this would be a failure or success, but it seems to be a success. Thanks to all my frequent reviewers; Parukia Agent 007, dangerousdame, phantomphan1992, Chloe Rides a Landshark, Phantom's Beauty, Smartalec124, ShadowHawk, PhantomPhanGirl91, Dark Wolf Goddess of the moon, and everyone else! There were so many who reviewed, and I appreciated them all!