Shin-Hana: Not sandcest. That'd be too far. Well for me...right now, anyways on with the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...blah blah blah!

"Gaara! Look what I won today!" Temari showed with enthusiasm.

It was a trophy that stated the "King or Queen of Rock, Paper, Scissor". "What's Rock, Paper, Scissor?" Gaara asked with a confused baby look! (A/N: Ain't that cute?)

.:flash:.

A horde of fangirls rushed past and took pictures. They left as quickly as the came.

"The way it works is that you show a rock .:makes a fist:., paper .:spreads out hand and fingers:., and scissor .:does a peace sign:. . You follow?"

"Yeah."

"Now you make a fist and make a motion like you're shaking someone's hand. You do that three times and say Rock, Paper, Scissor. On scissor, you show either rock, paper, or scissor. You get it?"

"So you say rock for the first shake, paper for the second, and you say scissor for the third and show either rock, paper, or scissor. Right?" the red-head memorized.

"Yup!"

"Can I play against you? For the trophy." Gaara smiled devilishly.

"Then prepare to lose younger brother! You'll never beat me!"

"Watch me!" he smirked.

Meanwhile

Kankuro was in the backyard sweeping the patio of sand (as usual). All of a sudden sand wrapped around him! "Ack! What-owie-did I do to Gaara-ahh-to make him strangle meeeeee!" Kankuro choked.

Except, Gaara wasn't mad at him at all. Gaara was thinking that Kankuro might like Rock, Paper, Scissor while he showed paper, then rock, then paper again, and scissor (A/N: You get the picture? Desert coffin etc.)

"Damn it! I lost!" yelled Temari in consummate defeat!

"I told you! I wonder if Kan- .:slam:. ."

"Whatever I did to make you mad Gaara! I'm so fucking sorry!" begging the bleeding "cat man"!

"Huh? I was playing rock, paper, scissor with Temari and I was thinking if you'd like to play too. I wasn't mad at you." Gaara smiled and innocent smile.

.:flash:.

The fangirls came and took pictures and left again, like last time.

"Damn those pesky fangirls! How did they get in the house?" Temari emitted.

.:dush:.

Kankuro dropped to the floor. Gaara and Temari quickly rushed him to the hospital. He was immediately treated. Temari and Gaara had another game of Rock, Paper, Scissor to kill some time. This time, Gaara was thinking how he's able to think of someone or something while playing a quick reflex game.

.:dush:.

The sand did the same thing to Gaara but worst. Luckily, they were in the hospital! One hour after being hospitalized, Kankuro was declared half dead and Gaara had a few broken ribs and a few more broken bones and torn muscles.

"I'm never playing Rock, Paper, Scissor again! Never ever!" Gaara promised himself and Kankuro.

"Yup yup! So that means! I'm still the Queen of this game! Yahoo!" Temari grinned.

"TEMARI! I blame you for our injuries! YOU! Once I'm better, I'm going after YOU!" Kankuro warned.

"Shit!" Temari swore and ran off into the setting sun, never to be seen AGAIN!"

Shin-Hana:This fanfic was the one that finished my third fanfic book! Onto the fourth book now! I might take awhile to upload now a days because I'm trying to make a manga/doujinshi. I call it Youkai Hontoune. But it'll only be an experiment.

Sasuke: Yeah, like everything else you do!

Shin-Hana: Shut yo mouth! You're like my sis! Always getting on my case!