TheShamanMaster presents...
Naruto & Sugar Don't Mix
Story & Script by TheShamanMaster
Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...people should know that by now...
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Chapter 3: Naruto Charges! Sai Chases!
Naruto, Hinata, and Lee sat down with Team Gai. Neji couldn't stop looking at Hinata. She was so damn sexy.
"Naruto, are you feeling well?" Neji said to take his thoughts off Hinata.
The blonde took the sucker out his mouth and chucked it away. "I told you, call me Spike. And I'm fine, just in a good mood thats all. Oh, that reminds me..." He still had the flowers from earlier on, but wrapped up. He took one out, and gave it to TenTen.
"A flower for a pretty girl?" He said with hearts in his eyes. TenTen blushed even more and took the flower.
"Aww, Thank you so much, Spike-kun!" She pulled him in and gave him a kiss. Neji was feeling green with envy. Bastard! I should be kissing her not him! That does it!
Naruto turned to Hinata. "And one for you too." He took another one, and placed it in Hinata's hair. "Now you look cute also." Hinata blushed also.
"Thank you!" She gave Naruto a hug. Neji grinded his teeth. Now, he was pissed off. Screw you! I should be getting the chicks around here... He flipped the table over, and what was left of Gai's soup fell on Naruto's head.
"Alright, "Spike", if you think you're really tough, then let's fight! I'll kick your ass! I'll teach you that I'M the ONLY one that kisses TenTen!" Neji smirked
Gai looked worried. "Neji, I must go against this! How dare you-ooof!" Neji punched Gai the stomach.
"You shut up, "Gay-sensei!" TenTen got crossed. "Neji, what the fuck is wrong with you? Naruto's in a good mood, and you get annoyed? What's your problem?"
"Keep outta this, bitch!" Neji barked. TenTen felt her eyes watering. "Neji...you ignorant bastard!"
Naruto was dripping with soup. He licked some of it. "Asparagus...yuck..." He took a fighting stance. "That's it! I'm gonna kick your ass for sure! You don't insult a woman while I'm around! Jet, Faye, I'll handle this." Lee nodded and stepped back.
Neji grinned. "This I gotta see." He took his stance and got ready to fight.
Sai was watching from the rooftop. "Great, he just has to start this now. I better do something. I don't want this to get ugly." He pulled out a scroll and his paintbrush. He began drawing some animals on the scroll. He drew around several liosn, and put his paintbrush down.
I won't use the jutsu yet...only when it needs it...This is gonna be good...Sai sat down, and got out some popcorn.
Neji activated his Byakugan. He charged forward ready to strike, and Naruto jumped up and back flipped to kick Neji in the back. But Neji grabbed his foot, and the blonde punched forward, which also got caught. Naruto then spun round, and kicked Neji in the stomach, which knocked back.
Naruto landed on his feet, smirking. "Sorry, jackass, you're gonna gave to do better then that."
The Hyuuga grew angry. "Who you calling jackass, scumbug?"
Lee then looked surprised. "OOOHH! This calls for some action music!" He pressed the button on the player, and it started to play ''The Mortal Kombat Theme''.
Both of the fighters looked at Lee, then looked at each other. Naruto chucked a kunai forward, which Neji caught. He was distracted, that Naruto was trying to tackle him, but Neji stopped him. "Jyuuken!" He strike Naruto on the chest. "Two Strikes! Four Strikes! Eight Strikes! Sixteen Strikes! Th-What the hell?" He was stopped by Hinata who had Jyuukened him in the back.
"You bitch!" He swung round and struck Hinata in the abdomen. Naruto then kicked him in the head, which threw him off balance, and he fell down. Naruto breathed heavily, and was about to fall down. Neji stood up.
"That's it! No more games!" He snarled. He rushed forward to strike Naruto again. Sai watched in awe. No...he's gonna kill Naruto...not if I can help it!
"I don't think so!" Sai shouted. Naruto and the others looked up to see Sai who was performing some handseals.
"Ninpou: Chojuu Giga!" Then loads of ink lions appeared from the scroll, and went to attack Neji. He was now fighting off loads of ink lions.
"Naruto! Get out of here now! I'll deal with you later!" Naruto looked up. He's saving me?
"What are you waiting for? Get the hell outta here!" Sai said seriously. Naruto nodded.
"Lee, Hinata, TenTen, Gai-sensei!" The others nodded. They started to race off across the village. Sai jumped down and casted a few more lions. Damn...I can't keep this up for long!
Neji was seriously pissed. "Dammit!" He continued fighting off the ink lions, until no more dispersed. "Some fight, you're weak after all and-" He looked around, and Sai had disappeared. "Damn you, Naruto! and Sai!" He started to race off in the same direction as the others.
Meanwhile, Naruto, Lee, Hinata, Gai, and TenTen were far ahead. "Y'think we lost 'im?" Gai asked.
"I hope so." Naruto began chewing on some gummy bears, and he felt enegized again. "I think we better split up, so we'll be easier to get away." Naruto said as they were approaching a crossroads.
"But what about Konohamaru?" Lee asked
"He'll have to wait. On three, we split! One...Two...Three!" Naruto shouted. He went straight, Lee turned left and Hinata, turned right.
On a balcony, Shikamaru was up to his favorite hobby: Cloud gazing.
"Man, this is nice. Nothing to do, but relax." He closed his eyes and began to snooze when he was interrupted by someone below. He lazily opened one eye.
"Is that..Naruto? Why is he dressed like an anime character? This is troublesome..." Naruto spotted Shikamaru and jumped up to join him.
"Hey Shika, Shaker, Maker, Saker, Laker! How's it going?" He said grinning
The lazy genius was surprised. "Naruto? Are you feeling well? Why are you dressed like that?"
"Just wanting to try on a different style that's all." He started to poke Shikamaru in the shoulder. (A/N: Think of how Luffy likes to annoy people.)
Poke.
Poke.
Poke.
Poke.
Shikamaru gritted his teeth. "Cut that out, you idiot! You're on something right?"
"Why'd you say that, Shika Shaker Maker?" He said laughing
Shikamaru spotted the gummy bears in his pocket. I knew it! Sugar! I'll play along with him...
The lazy genius smiled. "Hey, Naruto. We're pals right? Why don't we sit down, and I'll get us something to drink. You want some Cola?"
"The best you got!" Naruto lyed down on the bench.
"Okay, I'll get us some!" Shikamaru walked off. "I have to keep him busy for now." He said to himself. As he walked off, TenTen came up the stairs and found Naruto about to snooze.
"Naruto-kun! There you are! I thought I lost you." She said with a smile.
The blonde looked over his shoulder. "TenTen-chan! My other favorite person in the world!" He raced over, and gave the brunette a huge hug. He noticed that she had put the flower in her hair also. TenTen was blushing crazy-like.
"Naruto-kun, thanks, for standing up for me. I mean, I didn't know Neji could be so cruel!" She said crossing her arms.
"There's a lot of ignorant bastards in the world. That's just how the world works today." He sighed. TenTen sat down with him on the bench, and snuggled a little closer to him.
"You're pretty handsome, you know? Let's make out right here, right now?" TenTen said tracing her fingers on his whiskers. (A/N: Just to let you know, when he bought the outfit, he didn't buy any make up. So his whisker marks are still visable.)
"You mean right here? But what if someone finds out or sees us?" The blonde exclaimed.
"No one else has to know." She leaned and kissed him on the lips. His lips had a scent of sugar, which left her begging for more. Both of them kissed again, but this time more passionatly. TenTen lyed down, and Naruto was on top of her. They wrapped their arms around each other, and kissed harder. TenTen brushed her tongue against Naruto's lips, wanting an entrance. Naruto let her. TenTen was tasting sweet, sweet nectar in his mouth. She didn't want to stop. That's until a certain ninja came back up the stairs...
"Hey, Naruto! I got you some...GREAT SCOTT!" He saw both of them kissing. Both of them stopped and looked up. Shikamaru turned the other way and began to run. Naruto quickly pulled out a kunai and threw it. It struck Shikamaru's ankle, which made him trip over the rail, and fall into a pile of watermelons!
"Now, where were we?" TenTen said slyly. She and Naruto kissed again.
Meanwhile in the watermelons box below, Shikamaru was covered in watermelon juice. "Son of a bitch! That was some juicy gossip. Heh, I made a joke. Watermelons. Juicy. Hehehe, What the hell am I doing?" He got up, and figured to go home to have a bath. Suddenly, a man came out from the house next door.
"You fool! You ruined my precious melons! My beautiful fruit!" He clenched his fist. "You're gonna pay for this you jerk!"
Shikamaru scoffed. "Yeah, you and what army?" The man snapped his fingers, and in the street, a whole bunch of shinobi appeared with kunai's out.
"I object to that your honor. I'll be going now, cya!" Shikamaru turned tail and began running off.
"Charge! Catch that scumbug!" Shikamaru moved fast across town, with loads of ninja behind him.
On the west side, Hinata had gotten away and apparently was close to her house. Hanabi was sitting on the balcony reading a magazine, and spotted her sister wearing a really weird outfit. She dropped the magazine and shouted out:
"Hey, onee-chan! What are you wearing?"
Hinata turned red. "Er...gift from Team Gai?"
Hanabi sighed. "Yeah, well Eyebrows-san has some weird taste in clothes! Get your butt in here before dad sees you." Hinata sighed, and walked inside.
Lee, however, ended up at a curry shop, and was enjoying several bowls of curry. He was on his 8th now.
"Geez, you must've been hungry. That'll be 750 ryou for all that, sir."
Lee looked up, and threw another rolled up batch of money on the counter. The man was gobsmacked. "Where'd you get this money?"
"Missions," Lee finished his last bowl. "Thanks for the food. Cya later!" He left the shop, wondering what to do next. Where did Naruto-kun end up? We were having so much fun...Is that Sakura-san?
"Hey, Sakura-san! How are you this fine day?" He asked politely as Sakura approached him
"I'm fine, Lee-san. Have you seen Naruto-kun anyway? He's on sugar and I need to track him down..." Sakura said softly
"Sugar? SUGAR? HE WAS ON SUGAR? No wonder that explained his youthful behaviour! Sakura-san, I must tell you an exciting tale of the ''Bebop Crew in Konoha''! By the way, what's with the overcoat?" He said looking at her.
Sakura sighed. "If I show, will you promise not to tell anyone?"
"By my spandex suit I swear!" Lee said with fire in his eyes.
The pink-haired girl sighed again. She unzipped the overcoat, and revealed what she was wearing underneath.
Lee's eyes widened. "I have never seen such beauty in Konoha! You are so beautiful, Sakura-san!" Oddly enough, he didn't get a nosebleed. That's weird...no nosebleed...He thought. Am I not attracted to this beautiful kunoichi in anyway?
Sakura blushed, and zipped up the overcoat. "Okay, you promise not to say anything? And can you help me find Naruto?"
Lee did a salute. "Yes! I swear, we shall look for Konoha's number one, hyperactive, knucklehead ninja! Let us go!" He and Sakura then walked off to find Naruto.
Sai, however, had managed to catch up to Naruto. "B-I-N-G-O." He said as he spotted Naruto, with TenTen asleep in his lap.
To Be Continued...
Chapter 3 done! I hope you enjoyed! Please review!