A special thanks goes out to those who were kind enough to leave reviews and offer friendly advice. If there IS a lack of plot, I may have been focusing a little too much on having fun with this story and establishing a background of sorts. (But freakin' a... there IS one, maybe you overlooked it.) Still, if any of you feel that there's still something missing, even after this chapter, well, I'm sorry for disappointing you! (Shrugs shoulders.) I guess it's true- you can't win 'em all... I'll try to work on the humor a bit more, as well...
Next, characters are OOC. I feel like I have to remind those who tend to forget that I left that warning in earlier chapters.
Lastly, I'd like to thank you anonymous readers for your reviews, but how can I when you don't leave an email address? I do take the time to respond! Cheeky monkeys, I don't bite... hard...
Here is Chapter Three. (Because if I called it Chapter Four, I'd be a number dyslexic, silly!)
Previously, on "Onegai, Senpai"...
As Sasuke continued to practice, he regretted ever coming across Hiashi in the first place. Because of him, Hinata would be off-limits forever.
Forever would come a lot sooner than he had expected...
Chapter 3: Her solution, his prayers answered
The later years were not so kind to Sasuke either. With the Hyuugas breathing down his neck whenever he was near their heiress, Sasuke had really given up on the hope that he would ever win Hinata's heart (or more importantly, Hiashi's favor). Without having that dream to look forward to anymore, he set his sights back on the one that would be the most attainable- killing Itachi.
After having been bitten by that child molester Orochimaru and the crazy mind-fuck that he had put him through, not to mention the period of time he had abandoned Konoha and Hinata to join the Hidden Village of the Sound, Sasuke was well on his way to accomplish his life's mission. Unfortunately, Naruto had sullied those plans by bringing him back to Konoha.
He had minded a lot at first, but after one glimpse at Hinata and seeing just how much she had changed physically, he was back to where he had once started; the lusty cravings he had willed away during his apprenticeship with the Snake sannin had come back to him in full force. Every night thereafter he dreamt of Hinata and only Hinata, her sweaty body writhing pleasurably underneath his, the soft mewls that would come out of her mouth, the way she'd turn his body on fire by alternating between urgent strokes and feather-light touches. In turn, Sasuke would wake up every morning to a painful "sunrise surprise" and bed sheets and pajama bottoms soiled with wasted DNA.
Consequently, today had been no different, hence his lack of focus. How could he possibly think straight after imagining Hinata doing all sorts of wonderful things to him?
The years had been good to the Hyuuga heiress who had grown even more beautiful with age. She wore her hair longer, and in recent years had it fashionably layered, giving her what Sasuke liked to call a sexy 'romp-in-the-sack' look. In his dreams, Hinata's hair was silky to the touch, and he wondered if he'd ever get the chance to find out for himself in real life. Her pale lavender-hued orbs were positively hypnotic; they alone would send him into a heated frenzy every time she blessed him with a glance from behind those long, lush eyelashes of hers. He could sing praises about her mouth- her rosy pink lips were probably petal soft... and every kunoichi in Konoha had a knockout body (unless they were an Akimichi), which left him to wonder if Dog-breath or Bug-boy ever peeked in on his girl during missions. 'Those lucky bastards- I'd KILL them!' he thought vehemently as he threw another shuriken at a training post and missed.
And then there was Naruto.
He scowled. Lately, the idiot liked to brag about how he got more play than he did, and it struck a bad chord in his body.
Was it his fault that he only wanted to give himself to Hinata and she had yet to realize he carried a torch for her?
Was it his fault that he didn't want to waste good Uchiha sperm on used goods, let alone goods used by Naruto?
Ugh! As if!
His mind began to reel. What if he never got Hinata? He threw another weapon, failing to hit yet another target. Good God, even worse- what if he died a VIRGIN? He immediately threw those panicky thoughts aside and forced himself to get serious with his training, activating his Sharingan and finally hitting seven targets in succession but completely unaware that Hinata was waiting and observing nearby.
Hinata watched the Uchiha with baited breath as he trained. The ANBU captain was truly a magnificent sight to behold. She studied his deep crimson and comma-dotted eyes hidden by his wild, disheveled black locks before gazing upon the rest of his flawless face. Sasuke was an extremely handsome man. Hinata colored appreciatively as she noticed how his shirt clung to his sweat-dampened body like a second skin, defining the outline of his toned arms, chest, stomach and back. Even without the Byakugan Hinata could tell Sasuke had a beautiful body.
'He truly is a work of art. It is a pity that Sasuke doesn't share that opinion of the female form,' she noted. It had been speculated that the Uchiha didn't like to be around women simply because he didn't like them. The rumors of Sasuke's sexual preference had never been proven; yet he never openly dispelled them either; therefore Hinata had been amongst many of Konoha's general population to believe that Sasuke was indeed... gay. 'Plus he had been Naruto-kun's first kiss...' she mused sadly.
'But he's smart, talented, and best of all, he's available. Sasuke-senpai is a perfect candidate for teacher,' she continued, closing her eyes in meditation. 'Hopefully he'll be nice enough to say yes.' She'd need to muster up the courage to ask, and now that she had managed to come within twenty feet of him, she was getting quite nervous again.
Feeling satisfied with his workout, Sasuke deactivated his Sharingan and reached for his water canteen to quench his parched throat. Sensing a familiar chakra source nearby, he finally saw her and nearly coughed up his beverage- there she was, his goddess, looking so enchantingly picturesque beneath a canopy of light and shadow.
At first he wondered if he was hallucinating, until a faint gust of wind brought the smell of her rosemary mint shampoo to his nostrils, sending his senses into overdrive. He hadn't been this physically close to Hinata in a long time, at least not since their Genin days when Teams 7 and 8 got together for joint missions, and he could already feel his lower extremities twitch with excitement. His eyes darkened intensely.
Hinata looked up to discover she had managed to capture Sasuke's attention. She was startled by the strange look he was giving her- in many ways he looked like a dangerous panther, ready to pounce- but assumed that it was because he didn't like company. She felt slightly intimidated by his presence and the situation she was about to put herself into and began to have second thoughts. 'C'mon, you can do this! Ganbatte, Hinata-chan!' wailed Inner-Chibi Hinata, wearing a cheerleading uniform and waving pom-poms in the air.
Hinata cleared her throat. 'I guess it's now or never...' She took a deep, calming breath to steady her erratic heartbeat. "Ohayo, Uchiha-senpai (1)," she said softly, giving him a shy smile.
Inner Chibi Sasuke melted into a puddle of goo. 'That minx,' thought Sasuke. 'Does she know what effect she has on me?' He nodded and managed to choke out her name. "H-Hinata-san."
'I LOVE YOU! Now let's go back to my place and shag!' cried Inner Chibi Sasuke, drunk with glee.
"Ano... I know we haven't spoken in a while, but... um... Senpai, I have a... favor to ask of you," she said meekly, turning sideways to hide the blush on her cheeks. She brought one of her delicate (yet dangerous) hands to her lips to help squash her anxiety.
Sasuke noticed her nervousness and blinked, twice. His brain worked up a frenzy thinking of what Hinata was going to ask. Inner Chibi Sasuke began to scream with joy.
'A date! She's finally asking us out on a date! Dates lead to kissing and touching and groping... and breasts! Hinata's going to let us touch her breasts! Oh GOD!'
Sasuke swallowed the lump in his throat as he fought hard NOT to imagine Hinata in her birthday suit continuing the little love-fest she gave him in his dreams last night. "Mm-hmm," he said through clenched teeth, urging her to continue on with her request. Sasuke looked down for a moment, embarrassed beyond belief that his body was betraying him. He quickly un-tucked his shirt to cover his apparent erection as sweat poured down his face and neck.
Still looking sideways (and missing Sasuke's attempt to hide the flagpole in his shorts), she began to ask, "Would you like to..."
'...Be the father of your children? Oh hell, yes! Like you needed to ask?' volunteered Inner Chibi Sasuke, already stripped down to his skivvies and currently thinking of names to give their unborn sons and daughters...
"... teach me how..." Hinata continued.
'Huh? She wants... a trainer? Not a date?' Chibi Inner Sasuke died a slow and agonizing death, taking Sasuke's formerly raging hard-on with him. And then he and it came back to life with her next words:
"...to... uh... have sex?" She had whispered out the last part.
Sasuke just stared at her. "Huh?" he asked dumbly, poking a finger into his ear. There HAD to be something wrong with his hearing... "I... I'm sorry-what did you say?"
Hinata's cheeks began to pink, and the color spread down her neck, her chest... Sasuke wondered just how low her blush could actually travel. "Um, you know... 'put out'... 'do it'... EEP!"
This time Hinata turned her entire back toward Sasuke. She had said it. She began to poke her fingers together as she waited for Sasuke to answer. The young Jounin could feel every inch of her body burning in sheer mortification as Inner Chibi Hinata tried to fan her down.
Time stood still for both Jounins, but for two entirely different reasons.
'Why isn't he saying anything? Oh God,' she panicked. 'Maybe he's... disgusted with the idea since I'm not a boy? I hope he answers soon... this IS an emergency! I can't handle the wait!'
Sasuke was floored by her request and swiftly covered his nose. No way... Did she... and he... and then show her... Even Inner Chibi Sasuke was at a loss for words, mumbling incoherent sentences like 'Hinata... me... sex, please... yes I want!' and 'Kissing and touching and kissing and touching...' while spurting gobs of blood out of his nostrils. He stared at Hinata's back in disbelief and struggled for some composure.
Skip dating altogether and jump straight into hot, wild, and passionate SEX?
Holy shenanigans, was Hinata really that forward? Since when in his wildest dreams did Real Hinata do what Fantasy Hinata did? He shook his head. This had to be a dream. 'Only one way to find out,' he thought, as he brought the blunt end of a kunai into his thigh, only to find out quite painfully that he had accidentally stabbed himself with pointed end!
"GAAH!" he cried, as blood began to pool out of his leg. His scream effectively snapped Hinata out of her trance while his manhood to shrunk back to normal once more. Sasuke leaned against a tree for support as he tried in vain to stop the flow of blood as Hinata ran to his side and kneeled before him, momentarily forgetting about what she had just asked the shocked Uchiha.
Sasuke was in for yet another surprise that day.
"Sasuke-san," Hinata stated authoritatively and urgently, looking at the ugly gash on his leg. "I want you to take your pants off, now." Hinata needed to close the wound before Sasuke lost more blood. Not that she had to worry since it was all traveling to another part of his anatomy...
Sasuke's eyes widened. 'She's in-between your legs and she wants you to take your pants off! This is just like déjà vu!' cried Inner Chibi Sasuke, who was currently thumbing through manila folders in a mental file cabinet labeled "Hinata Fantasies", located near the file cabinets labeled "People I Want Dead" (with highly researched documentation featuring Itachi, Orochimaru, and several members of the Hyuuga, including Hiashi and Neji) and "People Who Are Annoying" (which included Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, Kabuto, Lee, Gai, and just about everyone else in Konoha from Moegi to Kiba's dog, Akamaru. Hinata wasn't on any of the latter lists, of course).
Inner Chibi Sasuke was all too happy to heed Hinata's commands while Sasuke's brain had attempted to concentrate on willing his erection away. He slowly drew the waistband of his training shorts down, trying hard not to let it brush against his stiffy, and exposed his legs to the cool air. Fortunately his shirt was long and loose enough in some areas to cover the obvious need in his boxers as Hinata leaned forward to observe the severity of the cut.
'Psst, Sasuke? I KNEW it! Dream scenario # 38... the one where Hinata gives us a wicked blowjob in the park...' Inner Chibi Sasuke was all goofy smiles and drool as he flipped through an illustrated journal filled with notes as Hinata administered first-aid.
Sasuke could feel Hinata's warm breath tickling his thigh and suppressed a groan. It took every last ounce of his willpower not to thrust his pelvis into her face! His eyes were glazed and he watched as Hinata performed several hand seals for a healing jutsu. She tentatively steadied Sasuke's leg by placing her left hand behind his thigh and began to run her right finger down the open gash, closing the wound effectively and sending waves of pleasure up and down his spine.
'If only she would do that several inches to the right…ohh, she's ALMOST THERE!'
He was in turmoil. What he wouldn't GIVE to take his hands and position her head right where he wanted it... plow himself deep into her hot mouth... God, he was going to have a brain aneurysm if he didn't get rid of all the perverted thoughts running rampant in his mind! How could he think of doing such dirty things to someone so innocent? He muttered a word of thanks as he quickly and painstakingly pulled up his shorts, startling Hinata and causing her to fall backwards.
Then he remembered her proposition.
This was his once-in-a-lifetime chance to be with the woman he wanted, and since Hiashi was away for diplomatic relations and Neji would be preoccupied with a missions briefing with the Hokage, not to mention the fact that Hiashi had eased off on having a Hyuuga guard his daughter 24-7 since she had been recently promoted...
He grinned lecherously.
Glancing down at the frozen Hyuuga (who had realized that she had actually ordered the Uchiha Avenger to strip down to his underwear), he effectively snapped her out of her reverie as he pro-offered his hand to help her up. She smiled awkwardly and tentatively placed her small hand into his much larger one as he hoisted her up, reflexively brushing off the dust on her clothing with her free hand.
"Hinata-chan," said Sasuke, huskily, brushing the pad of his thumb over her knuckles seductively.
'Whoa, yeah! Sasuke is so suave with the ladies!' howled Inner Chibi Sasuke, as he cried into his sleeve in amazement.
Hinata bit her lower lip as she questioned the butterflies in her stomach. She never had anyone hold her hand like that before, and just when had he moved so close to her? She took her hand nervously from his and took two steps backward. "H-hai, Senpai?"
"I'd be more than happy to take you up on your request," he said, observing the way her whole body seemed to burn red again in reaction to his answer. Sasuke smirked, stalking towards the stunned woman. "So, when would you like to start?"
He had accepted! It was then that she had begun to feel lightheaded... was she doing the right thing? That gleam in his eyes seemed questionable... Now she wasn't feeling so sure... "I- I..." Hinata stared at Sasuke and blinked twice before fainting in his arms.
'Hey, alright!' squeed Inner Chibi Sasuke delightfully. His outer self couldn't agree more. Could this get any easier?
"You'll be mine. Tonight, and every night, Hina-hime..." he whispered into her ear lovingly. He caressed a strand of her blue tresses, memorizing the texture of her silky smooth locks before he carried her delicately back to his home.
Things were finally starting to look up for the Uchiha, and he liked it.
(1) Hinata refers to him as 'Senpai' because he outranks her. Naruto outranks her as well, but she's taken to calling him Naruto-kun for so long... and Neji's her cousin and will remain Neji-nii-san until I write another NejiHina fic (and she'll call him LOVER... or not... lol!).
Kakashi: In the world of ninja, those who violate the rules and laws are called trash...
Julie: Whoa! Oh, hey, Kakashi-kun! Where did you come from? But well said, Kakashi-kun; well said! Reciting lines from episode 5, right?
Kakashi: (continues on, still serious) However... those in the world of fan fiction who read something they enjoyed but didn't show appreciation for the author's hard work because they were too lazy to submit a review are worse than trash.
Julie: (gasps) Kakashi-kun... That was a mouthful... I- I never knew you felt that way... (starry-eyed) May I... may I... GLOMP YOU?
Kakashi: (pervy crescent eyes) Okay! (Tosses "Icha Icha Violence" aside)
Eight minutes later...
disheveled and unmasked Kakashi: Click 'go' and review.
Julie: (gasping for air) Please?