TheShamanMaster presents...
Naruto & Sugar Don't Mix
Story & Script by TheShamanMaster
Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...people should know that by now...
Note: This chapter is dedicated to everyone thats reviewed so far! Glad you enjoyed it!
Previously...
Sakura and Lee got off the horse. "Lee, you check on Sai. I got a certain little sugar-craving fox to catch." Sakura had a wolfy grin. She raced up the stairs to the balcony and saw quite an unusual sight...
"NARUTO!"
Chapter 5: Sakura Help! You Are Number One!
The pink-haired kunoichi was lost beyond words. She saw Naruto had his arm around TenTen.
Inner Sakura: That bastard! He's really gonna get it now!
But I have to continue the plan...I have to snap Naruto out of it... Naruto looked at Sakura.
"Sakura-chaaaaan! It's good to see you! I've missed you, where have you been all day!" He rushed over and gave her a hug also. Sakura blushed a little, but pushed Naruto back. She had to think of some way to get Naruto to chase her. She then spotted the bags of gummy bears in his pocket. He still has some? Lucky me...
Sakura smiled evily. "Naruto-kun, my little sweet-soon-to-be-hokage, why don't we play a game?"
Naruto smiled faintly. "What kind of a game, Sakura-chaaan?"
"Well, first things first. First, we gotta...OH MY GOD! IS THAT KAKASHI NAKED IN THE SHOWER?" She shouted pointing behind Naruto.
The blonde turned round. "What? I don't see anything, hey!" Sakura snatched the the remaining bags from him. "My candy!" He shouted
"Psyche! Catch me if you can, foxy-woxy!" The pink-haired girl jumped off the rooftop and started to run.
Naruto grinded his teeth. "Give that back, Sakura-chan!" He turned back to TenTen. "I'll see you later. I might not be back, but just remember what fun we've had okay?"
"Okay, Naruto-kun." They shared a passionate kiss, and Naruto jumped off the roof, and chased after Sakura.
Lee had found Sai sleeping. "Hm?" He picked up a long tube. "A dart blower? What was he doing with this?" He picked it up, pocketed it, and slung Sai over his shoulder.
"Hey TenTen! Help me with Sai would ya? He's out cold." Lee called out
TenTen raised an eyebrow. "From what?"
"I have no clue." Lee replied. TenTen helped Lee with Sai, and put him on the back of Gai's horse.
"Youthful comrades!" Gai stared at Sai. "What happened to him?"
"No clue, but I found a dart blower next to him. Let's take him to the hospital." declared Lee.
Gai nodded. "Right! We must help our fallen comrade! Lee Hyuten Jr.! Away!" The reins were shook, and the proud horse galloped onward.
TenTen was confused. "Gai-sensei, when did you get a horse?"
"It's a long story, but I'll tell you. Remember when I remember the Sweepstakes? I bought this horse!" Gai smiled and his teeth shone brightly.
"How come I didn't know?"
"You never asked."
The brunette sighed, and looked at the sky. It was a bit cloudy, but the sun was still out. She looked at her watch. 3:45pm.
Back at the Yamanaka Shop, Ino had finished flower arranging, and the bush, which Naruto had slightly ruined, had to be cut. She had the cut the remianing white roses off, and made a boque out of them. Ino sighed, looked at one of the roses, and smiled.
"Naruto, you idiot. You may act foolish, but you have such a big heart!" She felt the flowers petals, and placed it down. She then saw Shikamaru and Chouji walk past.
"Hey, Shikamaru, Chouji!" He called out. Shikamaru and Chouji walked towards her. "Hey Ino." Both replied back.
"How are you anyway? Shikamaru, you look a wreck, what happened?"
"Huh? Chouji you didn't tell me!" The lazy genius said looking embrassed. Chouji muttered a small 'Oops'.
Ino pulled a face. "Well, look at you! Your ponytails out, and your jacket looks tatty. What happened? Come in, I'll get you something to drink." All 3 walked back into the shop, and Ino got the boys some water.
"Well...call this troublesome...I fell into a fruit stand, and some guy got mad and almost killed me." Shikamaru said taking a sip of water.
"How'd that happen? You didn't tell me that in detail." Chouji said looking down. The lazy genius crossed his arms, and took a deep breath.
"Well, I bumped into Naruto earlier, and he was on sugar. So I went to get him some cola to shut him up and-"
"Hold up! You say Naruto was on sugar? No wonder he was acting so strange.." Ino said. That explains why he was so happy and why he kissed me...He was hyperactive.
"Yeah, so anyway." Shikamaru continued. "I went to get him some cola, and when I got back he was kissing TenTen! He saw me, I tried to make a run for it, but he struck a kunai in my ankle, and I fell over the balcony and into the watermelons...Ino, are you okay?"
A dark aura appeared around the blonde girl's head. She squeezed the glass so hard, it broke, and the pieces fell to the ground. Shikamaru and Chouji quivered in fear in what she was going to do next.
"That...That...That PLAYBOY! Just wait to I get my hands on him! I'll rip him, I'll tear him, I'll...I'll..." She fell to the ground. "Oh, I can't do anything to him! He's just too hot to hurt! Too hot, too foolish, and way too sexy to hurt!" She whined.
"Hot? Sexy? Then what am I? Chopped liver?" Shikamaru said giving a weird look.
"I dunno, would you like to be food? Have you seen how good looking he is these days? Those muscles...Ohhh, I could just go to heaven in his arms and not even bothere to come back!" Ino was now smiling a really perverted smile.
"Hey, Shikamaru, if you are chopped liver, would you taste good on crackers?" Chouji asked twiddling his thumbs.
Shikamaru stuck his tongue out. "Yes! You can eat me with crackers, you oversized dolt!" He replied sarcasticly. He picked Ino up, and sat her down on a stool. "C'mon, Ino, snap out of it! This is Naruto we're talking about! You haven't fallen for him have you?"
"Don't you wish you had a body like his?" She said grinning.
Shikamaru blushed. "Ah, I need a bath, I'm covered in juice! You got a shower here, Ino?"
"Why? Who needs a shower? Why don't you ask me? Why don't we take off those clothes, and I'll see if you've got a body as good as Naruto's...if you know what I'm getting at.." She purred and kissed Shikamaru on the cheek.
"Ino, that's disgusting! We're not kids, ya know." He said blushing even more.
"But still, you'd look good..." Ino sniggered.
"Girl, you are troublesome indeed..." Shikamaru slapped his forehead.
Back in the streets, Naruto was still chasing Sakura. "C'mon Sakura-chan! Enough games please! Gimme my candy!"
"Not unless you catch me, foxy!" Sakura teased. Both picked up speed. I need to slow him down somehow...aha! She spotted a barrel of large shurikun, and quickly grabbed one. She focused the her chakra into the shurikun. She smiled evi
"Take this! Haruno Style, Kamaitachi1 Strike!" She threw the shurikun at Naruto, just missing his head.
"Okama2? I am not gay! Sasuke-teme was the okama around here!" He shouted as Sakura got ahead. He quickly raced after her.
In a hammock on the roof of the Hokage's office, Kakashi was reading Icha Icha Paradise, when he was interrupted by someone.
"Yo, Kakashi." Kakashi looked up to see Yamato.
"Hey, Yamato. What's up?"
"Strangest thing, I haven't seen Naruto or Sai all day and-"
"Naruto's gone hyper on sugar." Kakashi said cutting off Yamato.
"Hyper?" Yamato raised his eyebrow. "How'd you know?"
"Overheard it from Jiraiya." Kakashi turned a page. "I swear, that kid always gets into trouble."
"Alright, then what about Sai?"
"From what I heard, he was sent out to catch Naruto, but he ain't got back yet." The silver haired jounin laughed. "I bet those two are up to something..."
"Kakashi" Yamato said with a serious look. "Your flies undone."
Kakashi dropped his book and looked down. "No they ain't! Yamato, you tricked me!"
Yamato laughed. "Sorry, I just had to see your face!" He continued laughing, then stopped. "Wait, do you hear something?"
Kakashi listened. "Sounds like Sakura." Both him and Yamato saw two figures go by. Sakura, with Naruto chasing her.
"Get back here, Sakura-chan! I want my candy!"
"You can't catch me, little foxy! Aww, is little foxy getting tired from chasing his prey? Does he wanna take his nappy now?" Sakura called out teasing.
The blonde got more angry. "Sakura-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"
Kakashi and Yamato looked at one another, and chuckled. "Should we interfere?"
"Nope. Naruto'll probably get something out of this afterwards." Kakashi went back to his book.
Hinata went out looking for Shino and Kiba. She found Kiba who was lying in a small pool of blood. She shook him a little.
"Kiba-kun, wake up, Kiba-kun." The Inuzuka opened his eyes slightly.
"Are you an angel? You're beautiful."
Hinata blushed. "No not quite. It's me, Hinata."
Kiba sat up and shook his head. "What happened? How come I'm bleeding?"
"You had a perverted nosebleed and fainted. All because I came out wearing a Faye Valentine outfit."
Kiba shook his head again. "Yeah, that's right. C'mon, I'll make it up to you. How does nachos sound?"
Hinata hugged him. "Yay! My favorite! Where's Shino anyway?" Both turned to see Shino moonwalking.
"Yo, yo, yo! Wassup, biznitches? We all cool in da ghetto?" Shino said still dancing.
"Shino, knock it off. I'm gonna get nachos." Kiba stood up, and Hinata followed him.
"Yo, homie! Wait up! I've always got 'cho back, yo!"
Just then, the Kyuubi interrupted Naruto.
"Hey kit! Seems Pinky turned up after all! Damn, her ass looks good in that overcoat!"
"Fox, why now? Get the hell outta here!"
"Oh come on, you idiot! Work it out! She's obviously wearing that overcoat to trick you! Remember, 'making the beast with-"
"I get it, ero-demon! Now leave me alone!" Naruto shook his head.
"Curse you! If I only I were a thousand years younger, and a human...Damn, I'd go for her!" The Kyuubi went back to sleep. Naruto saw himself still chasing Sakura.
I know how to make this easier...He made a handseal. "Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!" 2 more Naruto's appeared, and began chasing also.
On the ground, Lee and the others had made it to the hospital. Lee carried Sai in. Luckly, Shizune was there.
"Oh lord, what happened here?" She said in shock.
"I think Sai took something. I found a dart blower next to him." He took it out, and showed it to Shizune.
"He must have swallowed a tranquilizer dart. He should be alright. Seems he's been out for an hour or so. Give around 2 hours, and the drug should wear off. For now, let's place him on a bed." The black-haired woman said.
Lee nodded. He followed her down a hall, found an empty room, and lyed Sai down. TenTen was with Lee, and they sat down next to the bed. Gai had to remain outside with the horse.
"So, TenTen, why were you with Naruto-kun anyhow?" He asked politely. TenTen blushed and wasn't sure how to answer.
"Well...I followed...we talked...and we made out..." She turned red, and started to put her fingers together, like Hinata would.
Lee's jaw dropped. "You kissed him? How youthful! So sweet also! TenTen, you definatly a woman of many talents! I praise you, like a goddess!" He fell to TenTens feet, and bowed.
"Lee, stop that, you're embrassing me." She said pushing him away. Lee nodded and sat back down.
"We'll stay here until Sai wakes up." The brunette nodded in agreement, closed her eyes, and had 40 winks.
Naruto's two clones gained speed, and were almost close to Sakura. She then spotted Naruto's apartment. Bingo! The perfect trap!
The blonde looked on. "My apartment? What is she thinking?" He mumbled to himself. The two clones dispersed. Sakura raced to the front door, forced it open, and ran inside. Naruto jumped down, and followed her inside.
"Sakura-chan! Come on out, you got nowhere else to run!" He heard the door slam, with Sakura behind.
"Fine, fine, little fox. You got me." She smiled sweetly.
"Now, my candy please." He said begging.
Sakura waved her finger. "Ah ah ah. That's not how the game works. You give me what I want, and you get want you want." She sat down on the couch.
Naruto let out a heavy sigh. "Fine, whatcha want?"
"Come here, and I'll tell you..." She said in a sexy way. The blonde walked over to her, and Sakura grabbed him, and pulled him inwards for a kiss.
"God, you're so hot!" Sakura kissed him harder. "You taste so sweet..." Naruto blushed and melted into Sakura's kiss. He layed on top of Sakura, and started to kiss her jawline, then followed it down to her neck which made her moan.
"Now." Sakura whispered in his ear. "Now, you love me don't you?"
"I do, Sakura-chan."
"Good, Naruto-kun. That's what I want to hear. Now, tell me what you want. Really."
Naruto breathed heavily. "I...want...you!" Sakura smiled.
"I'd knew you'd say that." She got up, and started to unzip the overcoat she had on, and it dropped to the floor. The kyuubi kid's eyes widened at the sight in front of him.
"Sakura-chan, you're SO DAMN SEXY!" He got a huge nosebleed (probably his biggest ever), fell backwards, and hit his head on the coffee table, which broke under him.
"Owie..." He fainted. Sakura giggled. She picked him up, and placed him back on the couch. She touched the ear piece which she had on.
"Tsunade-sama, Operation: RECAPTURE, is complete. He's out cold." She announced.
"Good work, Sakura! Now, can you stay with him until he wakes up?" Tsunade replied back.
"It will be my pleasure."
1 and 1/2 hours later...
Naruto weakly opened his eyes, and noticed he had a huge headache. He felt the ice pack on his head. He looked around, and noticed he was in his apartment.
What happened? Last thing I remember...I kissed Sakura-chan...or was that a dream? He noticed a bit of dry blood on his nose. Oh god! That was no dream!
"Oh, Naruto-kun, you're awake. How you feeling?" Naruto looked up to see Sakura in a pink bikini.
"Sa...Sakura-chan? What happened? Why you wearing that? I mean, you are beautiful, but..." She blushed crimson.
"Well, you had a sugar rush. Don't you remember? Bebop Crew? Kissing Ino? The white roses?" Naruto shook his head.
"Some of it yeah." He noticed his clothes. "Excuse me while I change." He got to the bathroom, had a shower, and changed back into his regular orange and black outfit. A few minutes later, he sat down again with Sakura.
"Sorry about today, I've been meaning to ask you something all day."
Sakura placed her hand on Naruto's. "What is it?"
"May I have the pleasure of eating dinner with you this evening, Sakura-chan?" He said softly.
"Like a date?"
Naruto nodded. Sakura pondered for a minute. Then, her face lit up.
"Yes, Naruto-kun! Yes!" Both of them hugged one another, and shared a passionate kiss.
"I love you, Sakura-chan." Naruto said stroking the soft, pink bangs of hair on her face.
"I love you too, Naruto-kun."
END
Whatcha think? Good or bad ending? I'm gonna add an Epilogue to reveal what happened to Sai and the others. Hope you enjoyed! This is TheShamanMaster, signing off!