Hopefully this will sate some of your hentai cravings... or not... and please excuse me for the crude language that may be scattered across this chapter... I know it's not something well-bred people do at all, but oh well, fuck it. My story, I do what I want!

Characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto. He's not writing the kind of story I'd like to see, therefore I must improvise whenever I can. But crap, he's making a butt-load of money... writing about Naruto, Sakura and Sai... (Where's the Team 8 love, Ki-shi-mo-to? If MM and I have to look at Sai's midriff one more time… ARGH!)

And get well soon, Ladii!

Previously, on "Onegai, Senpai"...

"You'll be mine. Tonight, and every night, Hina-hime..." he whispered into her ear lovingly. He caressed a strand of her blue tresses, memorizing the texture of her silky smooth locks before he carried her delicately back to his home.

Things were finally starting to look up for the Uchiha, and he liked it.

Chapter 4: Troubleshooting

Five years of waiting, five long years of enduring trials and tribulations, and it all came down to this one glorious moment. He laid Hinata on his bed and quickly ran out of his room to set the mood for romancing the object of his lust.

Rob Thomas playing in the CD player- check.

Candles- check.

Sumptuous hand-dipped chocolate-covered strawberries- check.

Condoms? Ohohohohohoho, you bet your grandmother's strand of pearls! Check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, and CHECK! Sasuke had micro-thin ones, flavored ones, textured ones, ribbed ones, even vibrating ones, and if Hinata so preferred, he had each kind in a rainbow of colors...

Sasuke was lock, stocked, and FULLY loaded... in more ways than could be imagined.

He threw on a pair of black silk pajama bottoms and hastily put on a crushed velvet robe. Everything had to be orchestrated perfectly. He even ate a few raw oysters for good measure. Enhanced sexual performance was everything. A good ninja was always prepared.

There couldn't have been a happier time in his life. The woman he loved was on his bed; Sasuke had already divested her of some of her outer clothing, and her body language was just screaming: "FUCK ME SENSELESS, SASUKE-KUN!"

Or that's what Inner Chibi Sasuke had thought. Obviously the less vulgar of the two, Sasuke thought it would sound more like "A-ano, please fuck me... onegai, senpai..."

…and then she'd shyly draw her hand to her luscious pink lips... innocently bite the tip of her finger... maybe the strap of her white silk negligee would hang innocently off one of her creamy white shoulders...

Yeah... Inner Chibi Sasuke had to agree with Sasuke on that one... damn, that was one hot scenario.

They would LOVE to see it happen someday. But now that Hinata was all theirs, they wouldn't have to wait long before that fantasy also became reality.

Sasuke brought two champagne flutes and a bottle of chilled bubbly and set them before her, ready to commence a night full of passionate lovemaking that he and Hinata would NEVER forget. He quickly discarded his robe and mounted the bed, eager to begin.

Inspired by the words of the current song that was playing, he sang softly into Hinata's ear, "Forever with you, Forever in me, Ever the same."

Hinata giggled softly as she pressed her head further into the pillow, tickled by his actions. Inner Chibi Sasuke swooned as he watched the Love Shinobi in action!

Two hours later, and the bedsprings were still getting a workout as Sasuke hovered over her soft and pliant body, feverishly re-enacting his earlier ministrations.

"Mmmm... nnngh..." Hinata moaned as she licked her dry lips and tossed and turned her head, causing Sasuke to go wild as he continued to apply more pressure to Hinata's body.

"Yeah, that's right, baby. Come on," he breathed hotly. "Open up for me, Hime..."

"Ohhhhh," she sighed, wincing as she gathered her plump lower lip into her mouth. Sasuke was getting overheated just listening to her throaty moans and whimpers.

It was just too much for him. He couldn't wait for her anymore. "HINATA! HINATA! HINATA! HINATA! HINATAAAAA!"

Completely spent of all his energy after another twenty-minute session, Sasuke groaned and flopped back to his side of the bed, careful to avoid squashing any part of her with his weight.

Sweat marred his brow as he let out a shaky breath. Wow. Just like it was the first time had been, this experience had been...

Surreal.

Intense.

Unbelievable.

He looked at the woman lying next to him and brushed an errant strand of hair from her face. He studied her features as she smiled beatifically, as if she were dreaming. A happy sigh escaped her lips.

"Oh, Hina-hime, the things you do to me," he cooed desperately, bringing one of her hands to his lips, laving her palm with hot kisses. "Now wake up... so we can have sex!"

Sasuke slapped his face and groaned. Why wouldn't she get up? He had been trying to disturb her sleep ever since they left the forest!

The CD was grating on his nerves.

The candles were nothing more than mere puddles of wax.

The champagne was flat.

The strawberries were getting mushy.

Many unfortunate accidents had occurred due to Hinata's lack of awareness of the one part of his person that needed it the most. Therefore, his pajama pants were currently soaking in a sink full of sudsy water. And the condoms?

They were still wrapped. Covered. Unused.

Sealed. Just like the enraged red monster tucked away in his pants. The beast wanted to explore new territory, but Hinata had managed to keep it out.

Sasuke had already gone to the bathroom several times to service himself. This was NOT how he had imagined things to go. Someone was having a field day with his frayed emotions. How could someone be so close, and yet so far?

He yanked at his hair in aggravation. Why was this so damn hard to do?

He began to shake her again. "Wake up, wake up, WAKE UP!" he screamed into her ear. Still, Hinata slept peacefully throughout the ordeal, unaware of the physical and mental duress she was putting him and Inner Chibi Sasuke under.

He was getting delirious. He had begun to imagine hundreds of Naruto clones dancing circles around him, pointing their fingers, laughing and chanting, "TEME IS A VIRGIN! TEME IS A VIRGIN!"

Enough was enough. Inner Chibi Sasuke was about to take matters into his own hands. 'Sasuke! Forget this! Just create a bunshin clone of Hinata and sleep with it instead!'

'No, you moron!' Sasuke huffed in indignation. 'I don't want to lose my virginity to MYSELF! I want to lose it to HER!' he screamed, pointing a finger towards Hinata, accidentally poking her in the chest in the process. Millions of pinpricks danced across his skin as he realized what he had just done.

He had just gone to second base without getting to first. He had to try it again.

Sasuke pressed a finger into the side of her breast, mesmerized by the way it sprung back into shape. And prodded it again. And once more, for good measure.

"Bouncy," he drooled covetously, his eyes taking on the shape of crescent moons. Inner Chibi Sasuke was busy jotting down notes about the sensations his outer self was feeling.

Deciding that Hinata wouldn't mind if he played a little bit more, he squeezed them, delighting in the way they seemed to fit perfectly in his hands. But if they felt nice covered, they would probably feel infinitely nicer uncovered...

'Yeah! Take her top off!' squealed Inner Chibi Sasuke, holding his hand to his bloody nose.

'I should, shouldn't I? Hee hee...'

The Uchiha slowly unbuttoned her shirt, his mouth watering at the sight of her satin white bra and milky white skin. Before he could advance any further, he froze in place.

"S-senpai?" Hinata whimpered.

Yeah, it was terrible of me to leave it there. Ah, phooey! If you want more, you have to let me know, eh? I love your reviews!