A/N:
Yeah...
So I said to Hatori the other day, I says to him,
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"Hatori! You are a moronic bovine animal creature with antlers for balls and sticks for a stick insect impersonation thingy!"
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Hatori was quite offended, mind you.
So he threw some pâté at me.
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Of all the things he could throw at me…
Sheesh.
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He probably wasted twenty dollars on that pate too.
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"I did,"
"Serves ya'll candy ass right."
"…"
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I have the heritage of a LEEK.
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That's why I refuse to eat them. It sickening right to the core of all insanity.
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"Ya know Kyo, I bet you die a terrible, humorous, perverted, leek related death,"
"Thanks Ritsu! I hope the same happens to you!"
"…Uhh, thanks?"
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I'd just like to say a huge thank-you to all the people who supported my efforts of creating a free Tibet. It really helps to know, that all the moronic people of America are willing to kiss my ass when ever I ask for it.
Thank-you.
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"What the hell was that?"
"That, my dear friend Shigure, was an impression of the leader do-hickey of America."
"…Oh."
"And that didn't mean any offence to Americans. I love 'em. They watch my show in English!"
"…"
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Reminds me of a song, that does.
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These chicks don't even know the name of my show…
But they all yell and scream,
"I wanna fuck you KYO!"
So's I says to 'em, I says "Go right ahead!"
Because I am the lead person is Fruits Basket!
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"…"
"Akito, you know it's true"
"…"
"WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TOLD ABOUT THOSE DAMN …'S?"
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Kudos to anyone who can guess the tune of that song –winks-
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"Give me kudos, me, me, me!"
"Momiji, you only get kudos is you give blow jobs. It's a secret mommy-daddy thing."
"Ooo… so if I give birth and become a mommy, do I get kudos to?"
"Yes"
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I wonder how long it will take him to realize he can't have kids.
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Poor bunny.
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He'll never be able to 'fuck like a rabbit'.
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It pains my heart…
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"Kyo, why are you crying?"
"M-Momiji…"
"DID HE DIE?"
"No Tohru, he'll just never be able to fuck like a pretty little rabbit… (cries)"
"…"
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The idiocy of people in this country is ridiculous. Seriously.
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"People from all over the world are reading this. Which country do you mean?"
"Well, the country you come from, my beloved reader!"
"YAY! I am ridiculous! (screams)"
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Some people say to me I need to rid myself of the chip on my shoulder.
But I say I don't want to, because I am breaking a world record.
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"…"
"Hiro, it's not my fault you didn't want to have the record of having a chip of your shoulder so long it grew mold. You can tell it was salt an vinegar too. Look at the vinegar…"
"…Uh, that's great, baka neko…"
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I feel worthless and unappreciated.
Why?
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"Why?"
"I don't just give head to anyone, ya know. And when I rarely do open my mouth and do so, people just don't care. They treat me like I am some scum off the street, the person in the family that no one cares about, the person who doesn't desverve to have a life in the free world."
"Uhh, that is you."
"Huh? I thought it was AKITO!"
"Akito is God, Kyo."
"…"
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Since when? I mustn't have been alive when this happened!
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Or maybe I was just passed out from all the alcohol…
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KUDOS.
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I love that word.
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I means CHICKEN THANKYOU SINYOREETA in Spanish - English.
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Hell yes.
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Muffins!
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A/N:
Odd chapter. Hmm…