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UPDATES FRIDAY! Yay!
UPDATES FRIDAY AND ONESHOT WEDNESDAY are gone for 2 weeks! Why? I have school holidays! Which means I will update at least one story every single day.
NOW! To all the people who have KUDOS. (3)
X Fade x To x Black X, micahskitty and…
SAA-CHAN.
She's sexily special, so she gets her own line. Yay! Kudos!
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I'd be happy to die for a taste of what Akito has.
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"Really?"
"Yeah, I would,"
"So… if you become Sohma god for a day… can I kill you?"
"Yes Akito, you can. My life wont improve, anyway..."
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It's been done. Yay! I'm so happy.
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THE VERY NEXT DAY
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Akito have me her special crown thingy and her cape.
I'm so excited.
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"Kyo! GOD! of the Zodiac!"
"That's me."
"What's your first enforcement?"
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Huh? What's this? I get to have enforcements, do I?
Ooh… interesting…
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"I proclaim, as GOD! That Yuki and Akito are to be shut in the 'cat room' until they have at least four children. I also proclaim as GOD! That when Akito becomes GOD! Again, she cannot change this rule, or any other rules I have enforced."
"…"
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Yeah. I'm taking this to the EXTREME.
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"I also want so then when Akito comes back into power, she yells at me quietly instead of killing me."
"Yes, GOD! Kyo."
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There they go… Akito and Yuki…
They make a hot couple.
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They should be an official pairing.
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"GOD! Would you like to make them an official pairing?"
"… Yes."
"And who does GOD! Wish to be paired with?"
"Umm… TOHRU!"
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Yay! Now I wont have to stalk the poor girl.
That's a plus for Kyo, GOD! Of the Zodiac.
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"Would you like some hot, steamy, sex on a deserted island with me, GOD! Kyo?"
"Yes."
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"Would you like an icecream, GOD! Kyo?"
"Yes."
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This is fun. Now all I have to do is wait for Hatori with a cup full of illegal medication.
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"Would you like Akito's illegal medication GOD! Kyo?"
"Yes, dammit."
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The day went too quickly. I tried to explain, as GOD!, that the day did NOT go for 4 hours. I was horrified.
Not only that, when Akito got back in power, she yelled at me. Loudly.
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"LOOK WHAT YOU DID, STUPID CAT! I HAVE TO LIVE IN YOUR ROOM FOR 9 MORE MONTHS WHILE I GIVE BIRTH TO THIS DAMN BABY BLAH BLAH BLAH! But Yuki is sexy, so that's okay!"
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It pisses me off that Akito thinks she owns everyone and everything.
She isn't GOD! Anyway.
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"Am."
"Akito, God is GOD! Not you. Stop being an ass."
"…"
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I hate Akito forever now.
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Just like I hate YUKI… and Machi… and school… and everyone…
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"You don't hate everyone, Kyo!"
"I do!"
"You hate me?"
"No, I don't hate you Tohru."
"Oh, good."
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The other afternoon, I went for a walk in the park.
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I saw some squirrels… some birds… some girls having sex in a bush.
Ya know.
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The 'norm'.
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"It's not exactly normal to see two woman having sex in a public place"
"For you, Kureno, for you. I get out a lot more than you"
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I feel like I'm gonna die.
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"Just came to say, goodbye!"
"…"
"Your gonna die, right?"
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Yeah. Everyone would be happy then, wouldn't they?
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ANGST.
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That's it!
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"I was right, right?"
"Yes Hiro. I like chocolate, okay? Gosh!"
"…"
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I found a banana on the desk at school today.
It seems someone didn't have enough money for an apple, so they got a banana instead.
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"Who put a banana on my desk?"
"Miss, why aren't you asking about the dildo I put there?"
"…K-Kyo! Leave now!"
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I bet she enjoyed it.
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Ever noticed how that when your in elementary school, nothing is immature, then when you get to highschool, everything from back then is?
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"Spell pig backwards then say like a waterfall!"
"G. I. P like a waterfall?"
"HAHAHA!"
"…"
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"Hold you tongue and say 'I went up a hill, to pluck a duck!'"
"I weng up a 'ill to fuck a guck!"
"HAHAHA!"
"…"
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"Say 'fack me' five times super fast!"
"Fack me, fack me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!"
"HAHAHA!"
"…"
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"Guess what?"
"What!"
"Fatty fatty two by four! Can't fit through the kitchen door!"
"…"
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People just don't understand me.
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Do you?
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Yes, you!
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"No Kyo, I don't."
"Shutup Collin!"
"…Who's Collin? I'm Haru!"
"…Ooh, right, sorry."
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Testicle.
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A/N:
WHAT A FUCKED UP CHAPTER.
This sucks.
I wouldn't be surprised if I got no reviews for this one…