A/N:
I… updated.
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Akito got real pissed off at me the other day and asked me why I liked Tohru so much.
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"Tell me!"
"Because your mom had a three month waiting list"
"…"
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Well, I was only telling her the damn truth.
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If her mother wasn't such a skank, I wouldn't be in love with Tohru, would I?
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"Don't ask me! I'm just a random!"
"…Sorry."
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I was talking to Kagura the other day; it was quite a random conversation.
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"I know! Lets have sex!"
"No."
"I know! Lets have ice cream!"
"No."
"I know! Lets smother you in whipped cream and eat you!"
"No."
"I know! Lets have sex!"
"…Your stupidity causes me pain."
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Eight balls.
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They are magnificent, aren't they?
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"Why's that?"
"When you have no balls, you can use them to enhance your pants!"
"…"
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ENHANCE YOUR PANTS!
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C'mon! You know you want to!
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"Why?"
"Because my mom has a three month waiting list. If you ENHANCED YOUR PANTS! She wouldn't have such a long line."
"…Making no sense, Kyo."
"No Hatori, your just a dickhead. See? I can see the dick starting to grow."
"…"
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I have a keyring.
It's got a key on it.
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Special, huh?
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"Not really."
"Please Hiro, just because your no more special than a piece of crap…"
"…Ass."
"Yay! Asses!"
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I asked Yuki a question just then.
He answered like I would.
Just trying to be like me. (cries)
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"Why do you like Tohru?"
"Because your mom has a three month waiting list."
"Yuki, my mom is dead."
"…Boobs."
"Yay! Boobs!"
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I saw a sign outside a shop, once.
It made me have an orgy.
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(picture of almost naked woman)
"Want me?
I want you.
I need you to help me loose weight, so I don't look like this!"
(picture of obese woman)
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I stopped orgying then.
Ewww!
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"That's gross, Kyo."
"I know, Momiji, I know."
"BALLS!"
"Yay! Balls!"
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These girls are really sleazy,
All they say is "Please me!"
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So I do.
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Hell yes.
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I'LL STEAL YOUR VIRGINITY IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME!
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"Kyo, wouldn't you be stealing their virginity anyway?"
"Shutup Kureno. I'm not in the freaking mood."
"…Sorry."
"So you should be."
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I played Twister ™ with all the Sohma ™ family yesterday.
It was good fun.
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I purposely made it so I'd be on top of most of the girls.
It was like having a 17some.
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Oh. My. God.
17some.
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"Lets have a 17some, Kyo!"
"YAY!"
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My dream didn't come true, though.
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I hate dreams, like that.
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But then again, I don't.
'Specially when the Sexual Fairy comes and grants a fanasty.
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"What do you want to come true?"
"17SOME! YAY!"
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Uh-huh.
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But how do you get a 17some to work?
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Easy.
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Everyone just randomly rapes each other again and again.
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It was best!
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SUPER!
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"Kyo, I'd appreciate it if you stopped whispering your sexual fantasies in my ear in such a sexual manner."
"Sorry Haru…"
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It's time to die, now.
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A/N:
Super, just super.