A/N:
I'm glad you guys like this one so much. It's even more popular than my Yuki one.
That's damn special, I think.
Kudos to all my reviewers! Yay, to you!
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Haru was such a crap head today.
I asked him to give me a blowjob and he said NO.
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"Why the hell not?"
"Because, I don't feel like it..."
"You're usually the one to ask me if I want one, cowboy."
"Are you implying I'm a pedophile?"
"…I'm older than you, idiot."
"…"
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And so, I went and brooded my revenge on MY roof.
Ooh, revenge is sweeeeet… sweet like…
Ummm…
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"Candy!"
"No Momiji, I'm aiming for something more pervy than that,"
"Oh, oh! How about SUGAR COATED CUM!"
"Yay!"
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That was good. Momiji's going to be my secretary forever now.
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Anyway, I finally got to give me revenge to Haru, during dress rehearsal for the school play.
It's called…
FREDDY VS JASON
AKA
KYO VS HARU
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It is so exciting I had to use capitals.
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"Oh no. It is Freddy. I am about to die. Help. Help. Help." (Stupid Haru with no feelings)
"MUAHAHAHAAAA! I AM GOING TO WHOOP YOUR CANDY ASS!" (Me, with special extra added lines which I put in there myself 'cos I'm special)
"…"
"Okay, I'll say to proper line, sheesh!"
"…"
"Muhahahahaaa. I am Freddy! Prepare to die, Jason! Haaa!" (Insert me swinging my metal thingys around)
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It was at that point I got my revenge…
By cutting off Haru's left ball sack.
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"GASP!" Gasped Everyone, when they realized what I had done. So I figured I'd better make a run for it. Which I did.
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And so concludes the epic tale.
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Yesterday, Tohru came up to me and starting speaking all formally. It sucked.
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"Konnichi wa Kyo-kun! Desu? DESU!"
"(stare)"
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It was a cold glare.
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The fic writer would like to point out that I am not female even though I… look it?
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What the hell?
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"Don't worry, she did stuff like that to me, too. She's sick today, so it's evil moods all around!"
"Oh my Akito! Yuki, what if she makes us have sex?"
"Heh heh heh…" (Dukoro-chan)
"Ahhhh!" (Yuki and Kyo)
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Yeah.
It was some good sex.
Although, it's a bit hard to have sweaty, yaoi sex when some random person is controlling every move you make from her computer.
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"SHUT UP!"
"…Sorry."
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I have leet skillz, yo.
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"N0, 1 m AKKITTTOOO ultmte r0lr 0f 1337 skill2"
"Lies! LIES!"
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Akito is a mega king kong bi-atch.
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"Have you ever met my friend Yuki's mom, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a stupid bitch, she's a bitch bitch bitch to all the boys and girls!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, STUPID CAT!"
"On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch and on Sunday just to be different she's a mega king kong stupid bi-atch!"
"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!"
"Okay (gags laughing)… Sorry Yuki (grins)"
"I'm sick of you calling my mom a bitch!"
"Yuki, Akito isn't your mom."
"…"
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OH MY AKITO.
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Akito is Yuki's Mum.
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Yuki is… JESUS.
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"It's true!"
"Noooo!"
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Here comes Akito.
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Oh… fuck.
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A/N:
Ha. Nice touch with the bitch song. Haha.