A/n: Once again, 1blkbln Here! So, anyway... This made my rating go up I think... Well, Zim is as ooc as he can possibly get... So, yeah, just a warning... And if you don't think that you can handle the "Maturity" Then leave... It's as easy as that. Oh yeah, and before I let you read, It made me really sad that I only got 2 reviews. But I did love the reviews, special thanks to ryu and inader-maz...

Disclaimer Thingy: Writing these gets old really fast, but I don't want to get sued... I don't own any of the characters from the show Invader Zim... I only own Kalli

Chapter 5

Zim's New Friend

(4 Months later)

Kalli was adapting to her new lifestyle well. She had a job at a local Café and with her money she bought new furniture, her grandmother's jewelry back, and a laser pen (She thought the laser looked cool). Kalli did actually get around to asking Zim about the guy. He took the cable out of the poor man's head and, much to the disgust of Kalli, replaced the guy's brain with a squid brain.

Kalli was about to go to work when she noticed Zim lugging a suitcase across his yard.

"Going somewhere?" Kalli asked

"I guess so, it was something for skool..." Zim looked agitated

"You don't remember?" Kalli was getting a kick out of Zim's misfortune

"No, I didn't agree to go! But the skool is hard to defeat, even for ME!" Kalli had pretty much gotten used to Zim's large ego and chuckled a bit before locking her door.

"Laugh now, but just wait 'till you see what hell I have in store for you!..." He paused for a breath, "I need you to watch Gir for me!" Zim began laughing maniacally. Kalli shrugged.

"Okay. Well, have fun on your trip!" She began the short and uneventful walk to work.

Five minutes later, Zim's bus arrived. When he boarded, the only seat open was in the back. Almost the second he sat down, the boy next to him began to talk.

"Hey man! Are you like the Boogey man or something? You're green man! Like some kinda Boogey man!" Zim moved scooted as far away from this boy as possible.

"Um... No, It's a skin condition." The boy next to him gave Zim a look of relief.

"Good, well my name's Drake." Drake looked at Zim expectantly.

"Hm? Oh! I am ZIM!" Drake seemed amused.

"Hey Zim, here, have one." Zim saw a small, rolled up peice of paper in his hand. He was about to ask Drake what it was but Drake had put it in his mouth. Zim, wanting to appear normal, did the same.

"Here, let me light you." Drake put a lighter up to Zim's mouth. Zim felt a strange feeling in his Squeedly Spooch. It was scary asanything at first, but at the same time it made him feel good. Hell, it made him feel great. For the rest of the skool trip, Zim and Drake were good friends.

A/n: See, I warned you! Zim is Ooc... I'm not sure if I spelt Squeedly Spooch right... And This one was short...Ah well. If you liked it, Good for you... If you didn't, too bad. Red is gonna be in the next one. So Yay!