A/N:
Inspired by a friend and her emoticon on MSN… this chapter features Kisa and Akito's Spiderman dolls.
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I got summoned to Akito's chambers yesterday.
I was totally jacking off with fear.
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"Shouldn't you have been wetting yourself?"
"Look Hatori, I do what I want, okay? Jacking off is better than pissing yourself"
"…"
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When I got there, Akito said in her super sexi 1337 skillz voice that she wanted me to come.
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I told her I wasn't ready to come! I still needed to jerk some more.
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"No, stupid cat! I meant come in!"
"…Oh"
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So I went in there, still jacking off mind you, and I saw Kisa and Akito sitting on the floor.
It was very sexy.
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"What's Kyo playing with, Akito?"
"Nothing sweetie, just don't look. Wait, you should look. Learn for Hiro!"
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Yeah.
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Then, I noticed they all had… Spiderman dolls?
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"They aren't dolls, Kyo! They're action figures!"
"Like it matters, Kisa"
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Akito told me she needed me for something important.
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"I need you to dress like Spiderman, but in this dress, like Spiderman is!"
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I was mortified.
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See, I even used a nice, big word to intensify my anger and appallment.
If that's a word.
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"Please, Kyo. It would mean a lot…"
"…"
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I just couldn't say no to Kisa.
Not after how many times I've fucked her since the age of 8.
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So I changed into the spazzie little dress and did a little dance, just like the Spiderman action figures Akito and Kisa own does.
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"Kyo, your supposed to giggle like a school girl and lift your dress up,"
"…I question Spiderman's sexuality"
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Akito was so shocked about it all, she sent me to the punishment room.
Gasp!
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"Don't be so horrified, Kyo. This is where Rin got her hair hacked off with a chainsaw! It's a place of merriment and beheading!"
"…"
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Sometimes, Akito scares me.
Okay, all the time.
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"Okay Kyo… your punishment is over. Have a mirror!"
"NOOOOO! (dies)"
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You know what the bitch did to me?
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"Tell me, tell me!"
"Okay Momiji, calm down and sit on my lap. We'll talk about the first thing that pops up, if you know what I mean (winks)"
"…"
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She died my freaking hair BLACK.
As if I'm some kind of gothical slut.
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"But Kyo, you ARE a gothical slut!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YUKI!"
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So now, I look like a freak.
Black hair, red eyes.
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Reminds me of… ESSENDON.
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I love that football team.
Makes me wanna cry… (does so).
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Know what it also reminds me of?
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"What?"
"The devil,"
"Why?"
"Well Ritsu, a lot of things in this world are strange. Especially people with black hair and red eyes. When the bangs on my hair cover my eyes a bit and I stare up at someone, swish! So hawt, I have to say"
"What that got to do with the devil…"
"A lot. A lot"
"…"
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Okay, so nothing! But!
It does make me look strange.
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Like the devil reincarnation boy from "Omen 666".
Wait… is his hair black? (never seen movie).
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"Ritsu! I remembered why it makes me think of the devil!"
"Why?"
"The boy from the movie!"
"Yay?"
"Yes… yay…"
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I now plan to cause havoc in everyone's eyes and strike fear in people's hearts.
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And plunge something I can't say into their asses.
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"Why can't you say it, Kyo?"
"Well Momiji, this fic is only rated T! Know what that means?"
"No?"
"I can't talk about sex so much! Boohoo!"
"…"
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Yes. It's shockingly true.
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"Umm, Hatori?"
"Yes?"
"I don't know if you wanna hear this but… my penis is squishy,"
"…"
"IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT? (cries)"
"…Yes"
"Are you sure you don't have to operate? I bought some lube so we could have some extra fun, wink wink, nudge nudge…"
"Kyo, please get out of my house,"
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Gasp. I have a Hatori fetish!
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"JUST LIKE ME!"
"Yes Yuki… just like you…"
"Woohoo!"
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Am I striking fear in your heart yet?
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A/N:
Yes Kyo, you strike fear in all hearts.
Anyway… I was thinking about deleting some of my fics and replacing them with some new ones.
I got the ideas from reading today's newspaper.
They're really cool.
What do you think?