A/N:
Eh, I updated because it's 10:30 at night and I am bored sexless.
I m-mean shitless! Shitless, damn you!
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I'm having problems with my hormones.
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I lie about my body parts.
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"How so?"
"Well Kisa, I told this chick at school that I had a pimple on my back and if she wanted to see, but I only sat that because I felt like taking my shirt off in class because I'm so hot. I mean, I was hot. Yeah"
"What's that got to do with puberty?"
"The fact I want to strip tease in class"
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Viva la Gaspos!
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I shall do a strip tease in class!
And I know the perfect one!
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"Sex ED?"
"Haru, Haru, Haru. You think you know me well! But you do not, for-"
"What then?"
"…Sex ED"
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Damn him!
Am I really that predictable?
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Well, I might do it in Social Science then.
We're talking about hormones and how they affect the community there, anyway.
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"So class, do you know anyone who's hormones are affecting them and the community?"
"Me! (raises hand)"
"Sohma?"
"YES! Myself!"
"How so?"
"(does strip tease)"
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I won!
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What did I win, you ask?
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"I didn't ask anything, Kyo, all I said was-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, HATORI"
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I won the sexual gratitude I deserve.
I have half a length on Yuki!
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"That's not exactly a good thing, Kyo. Being biggest doesn't always mean everything. Of course, it does in some cases but…"
"Do you even know what I'm talking about Kureno?"
"Height?"
"…No! Ya know… sexual parts…"
"VIVA LA GASPOS!"
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Damn Kureno and his stupidness.
He needs to grow a backbone.
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And some balls.
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"Hey, I have balls!"
"Then how come there was a YURI story between you and Akito?"
"Where?"
"…A site!"
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Kureno told me to leave, then, but I didn't.
Because Yuki never did.
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He had the balls not to. Unlike SOMEONE IN THE ROOM.
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"W-Who me?"
"Yes, you!"
"Of course I do not own… uh… 'balls'… I am a girl…"
"Fuck… sorry Tohru… (hides)"
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Yuki was right; it's really easy to mix Tohru up with a bloke.
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"Actually, I mistook her for Hatori most, not Kureno,"
"Shutup, damn rat. I can mistake her for whoever I want,"
"…"
"Okay, I'm sorry. That was spastic,"
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What?
It was, dammit!
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Haha.
Me and Haru… and Yuki and Shigure did dress ups yesterday.
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It was freaking hilarious.
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We used all Tohru's sexual clothes.
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Shigure wore a skimpy black bra and a leather mini skirt.
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"Ooh, look at me! I am Tohru! I am also the king person of the American army. I wanna see YOU nude!"
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Yeah, that was classic.
Haru and Yuki both wore a denim attire, which Tohru must have owned two of.
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I wonder if their asses were supposed to be bare at the back.
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"I'm Tohru!" (Yuki)
"Me too!" (Haru)
"Lets have sex!"
"Yay! (makes out with)"
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And me? What did I wear?
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"Well Kyo, you wore a skimpy wimpy, purple, boob tube. We stuffed some socks down the front to hold it up. It was funny!"
"Yes, thanks Yuki. I think I know what I wore!"
"Then why ask?"
"…Ass wipe"
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And then Tohru caught us.
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"Hey you guys! Get out of my- oh… sexy!"
"…WOOT!" (Me)
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So then we had a fivesome.
But it wasn't as good as out 17some.
(sniffles)
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"Don't cry Kyo. I shall treat you to some kinky sex right now!"
"No thanks Akito…"
"Aww!"
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Akito is a sex fiend.
She glued a picture of Ren on her bedside table.
She puts her cup on top of it.
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Her cup with her false teeth.
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"Yes, it's so true. I do that to remind myself that my mother should always be smothered in disgusting, false teeth-a-fied saliva"
"…"
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Yuki got real mad at me too.
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"YOU STUPID CAT! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT USING "…", HUH? JUST STOP SAYING IT! YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME FIRED BY KORO CORP!"
"Who's Koro Corp?"
"It's like Kaiba Corp, except Dukoro-chan owns it"
"…I see"
"STOP USING THE DOTS! (dies)"
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"…"
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In English lessons the other day, we had to use a commonly used English word and turn it into an acrostic poem. So I did three words in a sentence.
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Sexual excitement.
Extreme feelings.
X-travagant… stuff.
Make some kids.
Ellen, Edgar and Elephant.
People like me.
Love me too.
Everyday, I get laid.
All because
Sex is my game.
Ever and ever, forever.
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The teacher said, "That's some sexy stuff, Kyo Sohma. I want to see you after school in the janitors closet… I wanna teach you something the other students don't need to know,"
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She was nice and squishy inside. Woo!
I got laid three times that day.
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"How do you get more sex than ME?"
"Well, Akito, your just a crazy, stupid, stalker, man-bitch"
"…(cries)"
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I was only telling the truth, right?
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Right.
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So piss the hell off.
Or screw with me.
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A/N:
Aww, gonna leave Kyo so soon?
I'm sure he'd prefer if you stayed a little longer… (winks)