A/n: Sorry, nothing witty to say. This one is kinda "Mature" towards the middle, so I'm warning you now so that I don't get hate mail and stuff like that... Oh, and sorry Ryu, but this one's short too. But the good news is I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico . No not really, the good news is I got this up a day early! So... Enjoy

Disclaimer Thingy: God! I have to write another one! I don't own any of the characters from the show Invader Zim, and I'm not making any money off of this, so don't sue me... Please

Chapter 7

Zim's "Little" Problem

Kalli had just gotten used to having Gir live with her when Zim came home from his skool trip. She first noticed that he was home when she was taking a sleeping Gir back to Zim's house.

"How was the trip?" Kalli greeted Zim.

"Eh? What trip?" Zim didn't look normal. His eyes were kinda glazed over.

"Um... Your skool trip. You were gone for a week." Kalli knew something wasn't right. Zim was acting even weirder than normal too.

"Oh, THAT trip... It... It was... MAGICAL! Yes... Magical..." Zim then snatched Gir out of Kalli's hands and ran inside his house. Kalli just stood there as she heard the door lock.

After locking his door he threw gir onto the couch and started dialing the phone.

"Drake it's me... Yeah, I'll take you up on your offer... How much was it again?... What! Are you trying to rip off ZIM!... Fine, whatever, I'll meet you in 5 minutes..." Zim hung up the phone, not noticing that his Sir unit was awake. It wasn't until Zim had stuffed money into his pockets that he noticed Gir.

"Master, where you going?" Gir asked.

"It's none of your business Gir!" Zim began to leave.

"You need to guard the house ok Gir? No leaving for any reason Got it?" Before Gir could answer him, Zim was out the door. Gir turned on his massive TV just in time to watch the Krazy Taco commercial.

"I'm gonna gets me some tacos!" Gir declared for the world to know and left for the Krazy Taco.

Half an hour later, Zim came back. He rushed through the door and began to stuff the new contents of his pockets under the pink cushions of his couch. It wasn't until he had finished, and taken one of the cylinders out to light it that he noticed that Gir was gone.

"Gir? Man, I can't trust him to do anything!" Zim left his house once again, but this time, it was to find Gir.

At Kalli's house it was deathly quiet. Kalli was just laying on her bed thinking about the possible things that could be wrong with Zim.

'Why was he acting so weird...' Kalli took out her laser pen and pointed it at the ceiling. She just about had a heart attack when she heard a familiar voice.

"Oooohhhhhh... It's pretty!" Kalli looked at the foot of the bed and found gir wearing a Krazy Taco hat staring at the ceiling.

"Umm... Hi Gir. What are you doing here?" Kalli asked while recovering from the initial shock of finding Gir in her room.

"Master wasn't home, so I came here!" Gir gave Kalli a silly grin.

"Well, shouldn't you wait for him? I mean, won't he be worried?"

"I don't know..." Gir looked thoughtful for about a millisecond. Kalli raised an eyebrow at Gir.

"Well, I guess I can take you home tomorrow before work..." Kalli said before yawning and laying back down.

"See you in the morning Gir..." with that Kalli fell asleep

A/n: Crappy ending sorry, the next chapter should have some more humor in it. So Please Review next one should be up some time next week...