A/N:
Whoa you guys! 100 reviews for only 10 chapters! Gawd, I love ya's all.
Well… not really… -hugs everyone-
Anyway, busy, busy is me! I've got lots of chapter stories still running and I have a handful of challenges from friends I still write. –gasps-
How will I ever survive?
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I hate your slutty guts.
You're a big, fat, stupid wanker.
Yes you, you moron!
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"Me?"
"FOR THE LOVE OF AKITO, YES!"
"…"
"Please tell me you're Hatori,"
"No… Yuki… please stop trying to screw me…"
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Gasp.
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How am I supposed to say sorry to Yuki?
I never say sorry to him.
He can just go to hell.
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Via Shigure's ass.
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"Kyo-Kyo, my ass isn't a tram system"
"Umm, Shigure? Eheh, it's MY ass. I think I would know weather it's a tram system or not, thanks very much,"
"Isn't my name Shigure?"
"…(runs)"
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Stupid dog!
Making me look like some kinda idiot.
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I hate his slutty guts.
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"May I ask, Kyo, what are slutty guts?"
"Well Hatori, 'slutty guts' sounds better than just 'guts'. Also if you say it really fast it sounds sexable"
"…"
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Momiji came the visit me the next day too.
He said he needed me for something…
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SEXUAL.
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"Gasp!"
"What is it Momiji?"
"I grew some balls, just like you told me to!"
"…"
"Aren't your proud?"
"No. You already had them there. You just glued Shigure's boob there,"
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That's right folks. Shigure has boobs.
Or should I say HAD!
And also should I say… MAN BOOBS.
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"Gasp!"
"That right, Akito. You own some too, 'cos you're a SHE-MAN"
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Haru as some too.
Stupid cow…
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I challenge you… to a game of... DDR!
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"Stupid cat, DDR isn't a thing you can attach to your TV. You have to go buy one of those spazzie little machines,"
"That's where YOU'RE wrong! (points)"
"Gasp!"
"Wanna play?"
"Flucks yes!"
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Damn rat.
Today shall be the day of reckoning.
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He can't dance nearly as good as ME.
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FOR I AM KYO, THE BEST PERSON IN EVERYTHING!
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"Kyo… you're not good at everything,"
"Yeah?"
"You're not very good at say… martial arts!"
"SHUTUP TOHRU!"
"I'm Hatori!"
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Gasp. The other way around!
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Anyway, we danced to that song called "Mr. Wonderful".
Because I know all the words to it.
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And, you wouldn't freaking believe it.
I lost.
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"Kyo, it's like a written law that you can't beat Yuki in anything. It's impossible, man! So come have some funky hippy juice with me. I know you want to…"
"Piss off, ya hippy! I can to beat Yuki!"
"At what?"
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Then I realized it.
Viva la Gaspos!
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"Yuki! I challenge you to something I will definitely win at!"
"Heh, sure. What is it?"
"COOKING!"
"…(runs away)"
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I knew I was better than Yuki at something!
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Everyone loves Magical Trevor,
'Cos the tricks that he does are ever so clever.
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"Am I Magical Trevor, Kyo?" (That whole sentence had to start with caps O-O)
"No, Haru, I am,"
"BUT I AM A COW!"
"I know. I shall make you disappear,"
"I'm your ass-istent!"
"Yay! Ass!"
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Asses are fun.
You can do so much with them.
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"Ah, Kyo?"
"Yes Momiji?"
"This whole time you've been-"
"Thinking out loud?"
"No you-"
"Masturbating in the bus mall?"
"NO DAMMIT! You've been throwing sperm at my head!"
"…(runs)"
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A/N:
This is so insane.
I'm a nutcase.