A/n: Sorry this took so long to get up... I'll make it up to you with a quick update with the next chapter. Enjoy this short little in between thingy that I wrote with my friend.
Disclaimer Thingy: These are SO boring... Jhonen owns the characters from Invader Zim I do own Kalli
Sub-Chapter #1
Zim'sAwakening
Zim slowly opened his eyes just enough to see where he was. He gave a sigh of relief after figuring out that he was still in his base. He began to sit up only to lay back down again in pain.
"What... Happened last night..." Zim asked to no onein particularHe was very surprised when he was answered by an extremely energetic robot.
"You called the tallest and Kalli beat you up!" Zim's face went from a look of agonizing pain, to a look of horror... and agonizing pain.
"That can't be! No mere human could defeat ZIM in combat! I am ZIM!" Zim jumped up from the sofa triumphantly and sat down shortly after. Part of it was because of the pain that Kalli had brought upon him, and the other part was the horrible head rush that he got when his "buzz" completely wore off.
"Wait, I was calling the Tallest?" Gir nodded quickly, "I must let them know that I'm ok! Gir! Call the tallest and tell them of how I defeated the human last night."
"But you didn't!" Gir said
"Silence! You must obey me!" Gir saluted and stalked off to go call the tallest for his master.
"Sometimes I'm thankful for that little robot..." Zim said before lighting another joint.
A/n: There it is... My friend and I had this conversation about what Zim would think about getting beat up by Kalli, and this is what came out of it. The next chapter will be up tomorrow. Bye!