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Muhahahaha.
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Yankee kept on yanking on my tail today.
…Fucking Yankee.
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"Haha! You have a tail!"
"Stop ya yankin' ya yankee!"
"…"
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I can't believe how homosexual I sounded just then.
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"It wasn't exactly homo, it was just… strange,"
"Piss off Ayame. You ARE a homo!"
"(is hurt)"
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Oh. My. Akito.
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A mystery condom!
Who's is it?
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"Is it YOURS Haru?"
"…(runs)"
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Okay, so it wasn't Haru.
Or was it…
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"Was it YOU Hatori?"
"I don't have sex,"
"Lies!"
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"Was it YOU Hiro?"
"…Yes,"
"…"
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Well, that was surprising and very sickening.
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Anyway…
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"Whaddup mah le h'omme dawg!"
"…That's offensive,"
"PISS OF SHIGURE!"
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Damn Shiggy.
He's a shig and a gy mixed together.
…
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Eww.
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"Waaah!"
"What is it, Kyo my darling?"
"I'm so fat!"
"No… no your not!"
"YES I AM!"
"But-"
"But who said that? Why, it was BACK-FAT BETTY! Ooh, ooh! Who might that be, HUH? I know who! CELLULITE SALLY! Ooh, but NO ONE can be fatter than TINA THE TALKING TUMMY! I'm so obese, I'm 1 guy and 3 girls at once!"
"…"
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I feel so ashamed.
Maybe I should lose some weight.
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"Kyo, for the love of Ren's Boob! You're not fat!"
"…Oh"
"It's true! When you looked in the mirror, Haru was standing behind you and holding out his arms to make you look fat,"
"…Damn him!"
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(stalks Yuki)
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"Yuki, I'm going to kill you now"
"Kyo, I'm trying to shower!"
"…I know, I know…"
"FUCK OFF!"
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Spoil sport.
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"Hi!"
"What is it this time, Hatori?"
"I just wanted to say hello!"
"But you said… wait a minute! (pulls off mask) GASP! YOU'RE THE OLD MAN FROM MYSTERY LANE!"
"And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pornographic kids!"
"…"
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Am I a porno kid?
Wait, am I a kid?
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"No!"
"…Die!"
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Being a kid means I can get away with half price bus tickets and happy meals at McDonalds.
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I haven't been happy since I stopped eating happy meals.
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"Here, Kyo. I bought you one!"
"T-Tohru… thankyou… oh my Akito… I'M TOO FUCKING OLD FOR THIS! (throws in face)"
"…(sooks)"
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Haha.
Teach Tohru to feel sorry for me.
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Well, why are you still reading this like a common hobo?
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Want some Macca's in ya face too!.?
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A/N:
Waaah!
Not Macca's in the face!
Not mystery condoms!
NOT HOBO'S!